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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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My wife and I have a secret to make a marriage last:

Twice a week, we go to a nice restaurant with very good food, drinks and company. She goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Thursdays.

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Seattle and mine is in Miami.

I bring my wife with me everywhere, but she always finds her way back.

I asked her where she would like to go on our anniversary. "-Somewhere I have never been to!" she said. I suggested the kitchen.

We always walk holding hands. If I let it go, she will go shopping.

She has an eletric blender, an eletric toaster and an eletric bread maker. She then said: "-We have many apliances but we don't have a place to sit." So, I bought her an eletric chair.

Don't forget: Marriage is the cause # 1 for divorce! Statiscly, 100% of divorces starts with marriage.

Our last fight was my fault. She asked: "-What's on TV?" "-Dust."



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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ladybird216 Community Regular

ladybird216   2

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (pnd) Country: England
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Maybe he is embarrassed of his tiny member. :jest:

i don't know if member is tiny or large :blink:

Haven't you seen it ??

Removing of Conditions Timeline

05/29/2007 - Sent package to NSC

05/31/2007 - Package received by NSC

06/01/2007 - Date on NOA (1 day after they received our package!)

06/11/2007 - NOA and Biometrics notice received via snail-mail

06/21/2007 - Biometrics taken

04/03/2008 - Transferred to CSC

05/14/2008 - Approved (notified via email)

05/21/2008 - Card received

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eric&gen Mentor

eric&gen   0

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Maybe he is embarrassed of his tiny member. :jest:

i don't know if member is tiny or large :blink:

You never seen your mans member? wow

Citizenship

Event Date

Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,342

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Maybe he is embarrassed of his tiny member. :jest:

i don't know if member is tiny or large :blink:

You never seen your mans member? wow

maybe she can't focus that close :innocent:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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sunandmoon Experienced

sunandmoon   450

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what kind of wild ride have you been giving your poor hubby that he doesn't want it all the time anymore? :jest:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PlpxDa6C44

US Embassy Manila website. bringing your spouse/fiancee to USA

http://manila.usembassy.gov/wwwh3204.html

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Sinergy Mentor

Sinergy   3

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Romania
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I think we can finally say the most useless thread was posted to VJ

vj2.jpgvj.jpg

"VJ Timelines are only an estimate, they are not actual approval dates! They only reflect VJ members. VJ Timelines do not include the thousands of applicants who do not use VJ"

IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE SITE, PLEASE READ THE GUIDES BEFORE ASKING ALOT OF QUESTIONS. THE GUIDES ARE VERY HELPFUL AND WILL SAVE YOU ALOT OF TIME!

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eric&gen Mentor

eric&gen   0

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Philippines
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Report the husband for not sharing the goods. :jest:

Citizenship

Event Date

Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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We have some very naughty people here :blush:

hmmm :unsure:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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eric&gen Mentor

eric&gen   0

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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Philippines
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Really???!!!!

Citizenship

Event Date

Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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We have some very naughty people here :blush:

i agree..... :whistle:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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