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How old is Chuck? He's got be pushing 70...my guess

he won't push 70 - he'll just kick it's azz too.

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When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

yuck

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chuck norris rocks !! :D:thumbs:

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When is Chuck Norris making another movie heck might as well RAMBO is back lol.

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"Barrens Chat" has reached VJ :o *runs to hide*

(World of Warcraft related for those who don't play the game - the Barrens is an area normally rife with Chuck Norris jokes in the general channel)

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

i thought it was a Gypsy tears that did that ( borat reference)

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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