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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Peru
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damn merc. i bought a house at the end of feb. still not in it..sanita had the whole bathroom..everything..ceilings..walls...vanity..toilet..bath tub..closet ..torn out..cause it lacked character...??? #######?/ i tell you what lacks character is taking a dump in the neighbors hedges..

Lacks character.....but certainly enhances the size of the balls! It also heightens your sense of awareness.

I took out everything except the ceiling in this bathroom. Total demolition. Fortunatley, I have a half bath where I can perform a #1 or #2....sometimes both at the same time.

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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damn merc. i bought a house at the end of feb. still not in it..sanita had the whole bathroom..everything..ceilings..walls...vanity..toilet..bath tub..closet ..torn out..cause it lacked character...??? #######?/ i tell you what lacks character is taking a dump in the neighbors hedges..

Lacks character.....but certainly enhances the size of the balls! It also heightens your sense of awareness.

I took out everything except the ceiling in this bathroom. Total demolition. Fortunatley, I have a half bath where I can perform a #1 or #2....sometimes both at the same time.

good luck merc..you are in my prayers...don't hit yourself in the balls with that hammer... :whistle::blush:

iwouldn't know but i t hurts like hell

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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I had my son-in-law remodel my bathroom while I was visiting Claudeth so when I got back it was all beautiful and not one finger (on my hands) was hurt :P

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Peru
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damn merc. i bought a house at the end of feb. still not in it..sanita had the whole bathroom..everything..ceilings..walls...vanity..toilet..bath tub..closet ..torn out..cause it lacked character...??? #######?/ i tell you what lacks character is taking a dump in the neighbors hedges..

Lacks character.....but certainly enhances the size of the balls! It also heightens your sense of awareness.

I took out everything except the ceiling in this bathroom. Total demolition. Fortunatley, I have a half bath where I can perform a #1 or #2....sometimes both at the same time.

good luck merc..you are in my prayers...don't hit yourself in the balls with that hammer... :whistle::blush:

iwouldn't know but i t hurts like hell

Man.....at least get that on tape next time! America's funniest videos might give you 10K for that kind of action.

I'll save the ball hammering for Lucia hahahahaha.

I had my son-in-law remodel my bathroom while I was visiting Claudeth so when I got back it was all beautiful and not one finger (on my hands) was hurt :P

You are a lucky man indeed.......I salute you.

I hope you took credit for it too.

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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damn straight i would..hell, i ahd a couple of guys helping and the way i told sanita you think i did it all...i know brother jim is too honest and took no credit...

also, when i put that fence up and dragged home..you thought i be at the battle of the bulge...battle weary..moaning...

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Peru
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damn straight i would..hell, i ahd a couple of guys helping and the way i told sanita you think i did it all...i know brother jim is too honest and took no credit...

also, when i put that fence up and dragged home..you thought i be at the battle of the bulge...battle weary..moaning...

LOL

We worked hard and deserve pampering. It's not easy to throw down 8 beers and put up drywall.

I however, was getting no sympathy from Lucia. I think she's on to my game.

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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man merc., sounds like you have already gone to that well to many times..need a new angle

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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damn straight i would..hell, i ahd a couple of guys helping and the way i told sanita you think i did it all...i know brother jim is too honest and took no credit...

also, when i put that fence up and dragged home..you thought i be at the battle of the bulge...battle weary..moaning...

I am way too lazy to do that kind of work any more and besides, my hands are necessary for my profession! How the heck am I suppose to use the GameBoy if my fingers have been all beat up by a hammer :wacko:

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United States & Republic of the Philippines

"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." John Wayne

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damn straight i would..hell, i ahd a couple of guys helping and the way i told sanita you think i did it all...i know brother jim is too honest and took no credit...

also, when i put that fence up and dragged home..you thought i be at the battle of the bulge...battle weary..moaning...

I am way too lazy to do that kind of work any more and besides, my hands are necessary for my profession! How the heck am I suppose to use the GameBoy if my fingers have been all beat up by a hammer :wacko:

youa re right jim. priorities are important

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Peru
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damn straight i would..hell, i ahd a couple of guys helping and the way i told sanita you think i did it all...i know brother jim is too honest and took no credit...

also, when i put that fence up and dragged home..you thought i be at the battle of the bulge...battle weary..moaning...

I am way too lazy to do that kind of work any more and besides, my hands are necessary for my profession! How the heck am I suppose to use the GameBoy if my fingers have been all beat up by a hammer :wacko:

youa re right jim. priorities are important

In other words....he took credit for it. Good man!

I only hope my color selections, etc meet with the lady's approval but I sure as h*ll don't want to paint again!

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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damn straight i would..hell, i ahd a couple of guys helping and the way i told sanita you think i did it all...i know brother jim is too honest and took no credit...

also, when i put that fence up and dragged home..you thought i be at the battle of the bulge...battle weary..moaning...

I am way too lazy to do that kind of work any more and besides, my hands are necessary for my profession! How the heck am I suppose to use the GameBoy if my fingers have been all beat up by a hammer :wacko:

youa re right jim. priorities are important

In other words....he took credit for it. Good man!

I only hope my color selections, etc meet with the lady's approval but I sure as h*ll don't want to paint again!

merc..i can tell you..it may be alright for awhile but plan on painting again next year and ever year after that./.i put sanita to work painting while i am at work..she thinks the colors are great cause she never wants to paint again

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Peru
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damn straight i would..hell, i ahd a couple of guys helping and the way i told sanita you think i did it all...i know brother jim is too honest and took no credit...

also, when i put that fence up and dragged home..you thought i be at the battle of the bulge...battle weary..moaning...

I am way too lazy to do that kind of work any more and besides, my hands are necessary for my profession! How the heck am I suppose to use the GameBoy if my fingers have been all beat up by a hammer :wacko:

youa re right jim. priorities are important

In other words....he took credit for it. Good man!

I only hope my color selections, etc meet with the lady's approval but I sure as h*ll don't want to paint again!

merc..i can tell you..it may be alright for awhile but plan on painting again next year and ever year after that./.i put sanita to work painting while i am at work..she thinks the colors are great cause she never wants to paint again

You are a genious my friend. Girls always back out when they realize they have to do work. That's the key! That's it! No more criticizing!

All of a sudden.....everything I do is wonderful. I like this wonderful world you have created brother dean.

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

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damn straight i would..hell, i ahd a couple of guys helping and the way i told sanita you think i did it all...i know brother jim is too honest and took no credit...

also, when i put that fence up and dragged home..you thought i be at the battle of the bulge...battle weary..moaning...

I am way too lazy to do that kind of work any more and besides, my hands are necessary for my profession! How the heck am I suppose to use the GameBoy if my fingers have been all beat up by a hammer :wacko:

youa re right jim. priorities are important

In other words....he took credit for it. Good man!

I only hope my color selections, etc meet with the lady's approval but I sure as h*ll don't want to paint again!

Thank God for my son-in-law or I'd be peeing outside :unsure:

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United States & Republic of the Philippines

"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." John Wayne

Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Peru
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damn straight i would..hell, i ahd a couple of guys helping and the way i told sanita you think i did it all...i know brother jim is too honest and took no credit...

also, when i put that fence up and dragged home..you thought i be at the battle of the bulge...battle weary..moaning...

I am way too lazy to do that kind of work any more and besides, my hands are necessary for my profession! How the heck am I suppose to use the GameBoy if my fingers have been all beat up by a hammer :wacko:

youa re right jim. priorities are important

In other words....he took credit for it. Good man!

I only hope my color selections, etc meet with the lady's approval but I sure as h*ll don't want to paint again!

Thank God for my son-in-law or I'd be peeing outside :unsure:

I pee outside anyway.....the way God intended it. Neighbors don't care for it much, but what can you do. You can't please everyone.

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

12/6/05 Packaged received at 10:38 am in Nebraska

12/9/05 Check cashed (Never been so happy to have money leave my account)

12/12/05 Receive NOA1 snail mail - 30-60 day processing estimate

01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

9/09/06 Religious Wedding

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Thailand
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In preparation for Lucia arriving I've been remodelling the bathroom which is kind of overdue.

I was ripping up the floor with a hammer and chisel....it had little b@stard 1 inch tiles. Anyway, I hit myself in the hand 5 times with a hammer, and I have to say it really felt........good!!!! hahahaha! Oh yeah, I feel like a man baby! Check out those bruises! When I get home today, I get to break a cabinet! I hope I get a nail in the foot or something.

Hurts so good......

hmmmm... into S&M huh?!!! :blink::lol:

K-1 Timeline

11-29-05: Mailed I-129F Petition to CSC

12-06-05: NOA1

03-02-06: NOA2

03-23-06: Interview Date May 16

05-17-06: K-1 Visa Issued

05-20-06: Arrived at POE, Honolulu

07-17-06: Married

AOS Timeline

08-14-06: Mailed I-485 to Chicago

08-24-06: NOA for I-485

09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

09-25-06: I-485 transferred to CSC

09-28-06: I-485 received at CSC

10-18-06: AOS Approved

10-21-06: Approval notice mailed

10-23-06: Received "Welcome Letter"

10-27-06: Received 2 yr Green Card

I-751 Timeline

07-21-08: Mailed I-751 to VSC

07-25-08: NOA for I-751

08-27-08: Biometrics Appointment

02-25-09: I-751 transferred to CSC

04-17-09: I-751 Approved

06-22-09: Received 10 yr Green Card

N-400 Timeline

07-20-09: Mailed N-400 to Lewisville, TX

07-23-09: NOA for N-400

08-14-09: Biometrics Appointment

09-08-09: Interview Date Oct 07

10-30-09: Oath Ceremony

11-20-09: Received Passport!!!

 

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