Merry Christmas Tuh All Mi Yardie Dem

[Marlita 0]

I know, but mi nah get de boots dem. People mash up de place. Shoes all over, kids cryin, clothes pon de floor dem, christmas music playin. I ran fe cuhva!

[SupportOAFJF 0]

I know, but mi nah get de boots dem. People mash up de place. Shoes all over, kids cryin, clothes pon de floor dem, christmas music playin. I ran fe cuhva!

hhaha...bandy legs=bow legs

How can I forget Kimora and the rest of the children, I have a son too. I'll never forget when Gill said her two boys were good only when they sleeping...I was just talkin bout 2007 babies..and mi haffi stop because mr jengles a get vex . it nuh finish...u see how you brite...mi nuh tell unno Kimmy wicked. hahaha If me miss any 2007 babies mi sorry..mr jengles gone watch movie. hahaha

ahahhahaa....mi know man...mi just a crack up miself

U need fi go ah u bed...me too..

Kimmy

I think we just mash up Marlita good good post, oh but wait, she went to Macy's the other day when I was stuck at work with mi bend knee...and then to make it worse she a chat bout she gone look fi boots....lol

love ya Marlita

hahaaa... yeah Jengs and den come a tell we bout it...u know we a yardies we always seem fi end up somewhere else instead a di track wah we did start pon...Marlita know we LOVE har still..

[clairern 0]

Well I wanted to wish you all a wonderful,

I don't know where I would be if I was never told about VJ. And then to meet such a wonderful group of ladies who have made this trying time so much more easier. I love you all. I hope everyone remains safe and is able to spend some time with their loved ones this Christmas. And just remember to thank God for sending His son, Jesus the Christ, to be a sincere blessing to us all.

So to keep with the Christmas Cheer, I wanted to give you ladies a special gift. I shopped and shopped and looked for the perfect gift. Not knowing what you had or what you wanted, but I figured I knew what you NEED! So this is my gift to you all....enjoy it for the holidays and all the days to come.

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Thanks Marlita and may you also have a great christmas and a very happy new year

[brownnskinn 0]

Ditto Marlita! Thankyou Someting more to occupy mi time.

Mi wa if big up da people inna de place fi true.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR. THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING A PART OF MY '"DASH"

By Linda Ellis and Mac Anderson:

"I read of a man who stood to speak at the funeral of a friend. He referred to the dates on her tombstone from the begginging ..to the end. First came the date of her birth abnd spoke of the following date with tears, but he said what mattered most of a.. was the dash between those years. This dash represents all the time spend on earth and now only those who loved her and know that little line is worth, For it matters not how much we own, the cars, the house, the cash,.What matters is how we live and love and how we spend or dash.So think about this long and hard: are thigs you'd like to change? For you never know how much time is left that can still be rearranged. If we could just slow down enough to consider what's true and real and always try to understand the way other prople feel, and be less quick to anger, and show appreciation more and love the people in our lives, treat others with respect, wear a smile more often, remembering that this special dash might only last a little while. When your eulogy is being read, with your life's actions to rehash, would you be proud of the things they say about how you spent your dash?"

In the up coming year may you all live your "Dash" with passion and thank you soo much..Anna,(Girl where ya at..thank you soo much for being a great friend!) Jamie, Myesha- you will never know what you helped bring mi through , Jonesie, Shamonya(call mi), Rhonda, Elizabeth(I have mad cooking skills now), Kelly, Mindy wit her crazy sef. Mamma squitto wit her fine hass husband!!! Gill...I have never laugh soo much in my entire life..thankyou Jawi..girl you are so very talented thankyou for the much needed entertainment and understand of my husband culture: Glad to know of you!

THANKYOU ALL FOR BEING A PART OF MY DASH!!!

and for those I don't really know....thanks for allowing me to be apart of yours!!!

ONE LOVE D

[brownnskinn 0]

When will we be vets

You are vets.....yall have just as many hearts as some of the"Vets" NEW rule once you have your NAO2 you are an offical VJ VET!!

[SupportOAFJF 0]

When will we be vets

You are vets.....yall have just as many hearts as some of the"Vets" NEW rule once you have your NAO2 you are an offical VJ VET!!

thats a good idea hubby is here...so i guess that makes me a vet vet ahhahaaa

[Jengles 0]

Dear Santa,

I've been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor and sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years.

Here is my Christmas wishes:

I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze, but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store.

I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy.

If you're hauling big ticket Items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music, a television that doesn't broadcast any programs containing talking animals, and a refrigerator with a secret compartment behind the crisper where I can hide to talk on the phone.

On the practical side, I could use a talking doll that says, 'Yes, Mommy' to boost my parental confidence, along with two kids who don't fight and three pairs of jeans that will zip all the way up without the use of power tools.

I could also use a recording of Tibetan monks chanting 'Don't eat in the living room' and 'Take your hands off your brother,' because my voice seems to be just out of my children's hearing range and can only be heard by the dog.

If it's too late to find any of these products, I'd settle for enough time to brush my teeth and comb my hair in the same morning, or the luxury of eating food warmer than room temperature without it being served in a Styrofoam container.

If you don't mind, I could also use a few Christmas miracles to brighten the holiday season. Would it be too much trouble to declare ketchup a vegetable? It will clear my conscience immensely. It would be helpful if you could coerce my children to help around the house without demanding payment as if they were the bosses of an organized crime family.

Well, Santa, the buzzer on the dryer is calling and my son saw my feet under the laundry room door. I think he wants his crayon back. Have a safe trip and remember to leave your wet boots by the door and come in and dry off so you don't catch cold.

Help yourself to cookies on the table but don't eat too many or leave crumbs on the carpet.

Yours Always,

MOM...

P. S. One more thing...you can cancel all my requests if you can keep my children young enough to believe in Santa.

*Santa has asked that this gets passed on to all the mommies you know.

[Marlita 0]

When will we be vets

You are vets.....yall have just as many hearts as some of the"Vets" NEW rule once you have your NAO2 you are an offical VJ VET!!

Aw man! No fair. i've been on here almost a year now and been waiting 2months for my frickin NOA1, God only knows when I can get an NOA2. I'll be a VJ'er for 3 years by then and finally make vet.

[Jengles 0]

I'm off to macy's now, wish me luck

When will we be vets

You are vets.....yall have just as many hearts as some of the"Vets" NEW rule once you have your NAO2 you are an offical VJ VET!!

Aw man! No fair. i've been on here almost a year now and been waiting 2months for my frickin NOA1, God only knows when I can get an NOA2. I'll be a VJ'er for 3 years by then and finally make vet.

Oh yeah, I saw your controversial post ova desso.....wish u luck with that, that is more than crazy!

Edited December 24, 2007 by Jengles

[Marlita 0]

I'm right behind you on the Macy's thing. I'm off in 1-1/2 hours!!

[brownnskinn 0]

When will we be vets

You are vets.....yall have just as many hearts as some of the"Vets" NEW rule once you have your NAO2 you are an offical VJ VET!!

Aw man! No fair. i've been on here almost a year now and been waiting 2months for my frickin NOA1, God only knows when I can get an NOA2. I'll be a VJ'er for 3 years by then and finally make vet.

Ok, ok,....You are a VJ vet when you offically get your NOA1 I think that covers everyone

[jawi876 2]

Well I wanted to wish you all a wonderful,

I don't know where I would be if I was never told about VJ. And then to meet such a wonderful group of ladies who have made this trying time so much more easier. I love you all. I hope everyone remains safe and is able to spend some time with their loved ones this Christmas. And just remember to thank God for sending His son, Jesus the Christ, to be a sincere blessing to us all.

So to keep with the Christmas Cheer, I wanted to give you ladies a special gift. I shopped and shopped and looked for the perfect gift. Not knowing what you had or what you wanted, but I figured I knew what you NEED! So this is my gift to you all....enjoy it for the holidays and all the days to come.

CLICK HERE

Awww...this is so sweet Lita! Thanks and same to you sweets!

I'm not one of the wonderful Yardie ladies you are referring to, but Happy Holidays back atcha!

God bless,

--Jesse G.

Yuh close enuff fe claim yaadie status TNT! Happy Holidays!

[jawi876 2]

AAAAWWWW, Ya'll make me want to cry, I was thinking at work today, how wonderful it was to interact with such wonderful women as yourselves!!!

Sometimes we laugh, cry and give good cheer and advice have agreements and disagreements but we keep coming back.

What a year, we've gotten angry when the embassy doesn't answer the phone or screws up someone's interview date.

We've applauded and shed a tear when we read those magic words "I've been approved"

Eagerly looked forward to wedding pictures..Rhonda's baby, Jonsie's baby, that cute little English baby, and can't forget my baby!!

Can't forget looking for the latest instalment in jawa's story..one day I swear I'll catch up

Gill is crazy and will be forever young...I look forward to her morning posts so I can get my laugh on

If you want ask something ask Jomo's Girl...and if she don't know she'll find out

Kimmy is wicked and has bandy legs, haha I remember

We wondered if JAenglish girl and her stroller made it on the plane

When will we be vets

Will phatmadam give her ex and heartattack

Could future wife make it to Marlon's interivew...she couldn't but she's NowMrs

Will stop here because Mr Jengles is giving me that you've been at work all day and its my time look

Looking forward to 2008!!!!! MERRY X-MAS

:thumb: :thumb: Preach Sista! Taking a stroll down memory lane 2007!

[jawi876 2]

Ditto Marlita! Thankyou Someting more to occupy mi time.

Mi wa if big up da people inna de place fi true.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR. THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING A PART OF MY '"DASH"

By Linda Ellis and Mac Anderson:

"I read of a man who stood to speak at the funeral of a friend. He referred to the dates on her tombstone from the begginging ..to the end. First came the date of her birth abnd spoke of the following date with tears, but he said what mattered most of a.. was the dash between those years. This dash represents all the time spend on earth and now only those who loved her and know that little line is worth, For it matters not how much we own, the cars, the house, the cash,.What matters is how we live and love and how we spend or dash.So think about this long and hard: are thigs you'd like to change? For you never know how much time is left that can still be rearranged. If we could just slow down enough to consider what's true and real and always try to understand the way other prople feel, and be less quick to anger, and show appreciation more and love the people in our lives, treat others with respect, wear a smile more often, remembering that this special dash might only last a little while. When your eulogy is being read, with your life's actions to rehash, would you be proud of the things they say about how you spent your dash?"

In the up coming year may you all live your "Dash" with passion and thank you soo much..Anna,(Girl where ya at..thank you soo much for being a great friend!) Jamie, Myesha- you will never know what you helped bring mi through , Jonesie, Shamonya(call mi), Rhonda, Elizabeth(I have mad cooking skills now), Kelly, Mindy wit her crazy sef. Mamma squitto wit her fine hass husband!!! Gill...I have never laugh soo much in my entire life..thankyou Jawi..girl you are so very talented thankyou for the much needed entertainment and understand of my husband culture: Glad to know of you!

THANKYOU ALL FOR BEING A PART OF MY DASH!!!

and for those I don't really know....thanks for allowing me to be apart of yours!!!

ONE LOVE D

Yuh nuh easy Brownie! Ah whaa? Yuh try fe mek mi bawl real yeye wata pon de day of we Savior Jesus Christ! Cha! Mi big yuh hup too mi gyal! Nuff respect and blessings.

Jawi

[jawi876 2]

When will we be vets

You are vets.....yall have just as many hearts as some of the"Vets" NEW rule once you have your NAO2 you are an offical VJ VET!!

Dat nuh go wuk. Mi have at least one year and half before mi can heven file. Cha! But seeityah...mi turn Platinum memba pon Christmas day! wooo-hoo! Time fe chat suss fe mi first eart!

Inna eart! Inna eart!