Her Diary vs. His Diary

[derekkj 0]

HER DIARY:

Tonight: I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY:

Missed a big deer today, but at least I got laid.

[Alex+R 0]

This must have been posted like 6 times before. No offense to you Derekkj, but in GENERAL there are a lot of joke threads again. Why not bring back just one joke thread?

[Nessa 23]

someone PMSing today?

[derekkj 0]

Wow, so sorry. I am only on VJ 22/7 so I must have missed the other 6 threads.

But I have no problem with one joke thread either.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

This thread has promise.

[Nessa 23]

I liked the joke

[Alex+R 0]

This thread has promise.

Unfortunately, not from me.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

This thread has promise.

Unfortunately, not from me.

in that case, it doesn't. your wrath was central to the plot.

[Alex+R 0]

This thread has promise.

Unfortunately, not from me.

in that case, it doesn't. your wrath was central to the plot.

I know. My wrath is fierce, and I have to save it for more important occasions.

[Dwarf_Ogress 0]

I thought it was funny!

[MissStacey 1]

I thought it was funny!

Me too!!

[LuzyC 0]

:lol:

Thanks for sharing KJ..

Merry Christmas to you and your hubby and Calvin

[derekkj 0]

:lol:

Thanks for sharing KJ..

Merry Christmas to you and your hubby and Calvin

Thanks Luz! Merry Christmas to you, Gary, Robin and the girls! We are off to Montreal very early tomorrow morning so no VJ for a few days!

[minnietheminx 0]

I love it

[Peikko 1,575]

######, only I have to play nice in the sandbox, #######!