A whole new meaning to "freezing my butt off"

[KarenCee 3]

Not sure when this was on the Tonight Show, but I got this in an email from one of my Canadian friends in MTL.

What was your worst DATE???

If you didn't see this on the Tonight Show, I hope

you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date

story ever, first date or not!! We have all had bad dates .... but this takes

the cake!

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most

embarrassing first date that a woman had ever had. The winner described her

worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to

why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter .... snowing and quite

cold .... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake

City , Utah . It was a day trip. (no overnight) They were strangers, after

all. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home

late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she

gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the

middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she

did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point

where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road,

or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped, and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants

down and started. In the deep snow, she didn't have good footing, so she

let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed,

was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about

was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she

bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered that her buttocks were

firmly glued against the car's fender.

Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she

attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly

apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns

about "What is taking so long?" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in

need of some assistance!"

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and

then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She

too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves,

they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they

also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something

hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!

Thinking of what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place,

they both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So,

as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his

pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the

Tonight Show Prize hands down! .... or perhaps that should be "pants down."

And you thought your first date was embarrassing!

Jay Leno's comment was, "This gives a whole new

meaning to being 'Pissed Off'."

Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became

her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show!!!

[Emancipation 2]

oh my goodness... either they married after this mess or they never spoke again I figure!

[G&A 1]

OMG looool that is crazy ahahahahha

[vnoe 0]

lmao...

[Lona.C. 16]

LMFAOOOOOOO hehehe this is one for the records LOL

[SonoranSongbird 3]

Okay, that just made me laugh so hard it made me tear up!

[~Nini~ 2]

Oh man, that was hysterical!

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Who says chivalry is dead? Actually it was rather romantic and chivalrous in an odd, Len and Bren sort of way.

[Flames9_RN 358]

What a nice guy!! lol

[Flames9_RN 358]

What a nice guy!! lol

[MissStacey 1]

That really is great!!

[Reba 2]

Yanno, there's a reason our Mothers always taught us to go pee before we leave the house!