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Why the chicken crossed the road

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KarenCee   3

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Something we've all wanted to know....hopefully we finally have the answer! :D

Why did the chicken cross the road?

DR. PHIL : " The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that

he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes

after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help

him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems

before adding 'NEW' problems ".

OPRAH: " Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why

he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from

his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this

chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life

like the rest of the chickens."

GEORGE W. BUSH: "We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We

just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The

chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here."

COLIN POWELL: " Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the

satellite image of the chicken crossing the road..." .

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: "We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we

have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road."

JOHN KERRY: "Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now

against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the

chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it."

NANCY GRACE: "That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see

it in his eyes and the way he walks."

PAT BUCHANAN: "To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American."

MARTHA STEWART: "No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going.

I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price

dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information."

DR SEUSS: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes,

the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told."

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: "To die in the rain. Alone."

JERRY FALWELL: "Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain

truth? That's why they call it the ' other side.' Yes, my friends, that

chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we

boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media

white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side'. That

chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that."

GRANDPA: "In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody

told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough."

BARBARA WALTERS: "Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be

listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of

how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its

life long dream of crossing the road."

JOHN LENNON: "Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together,

in peace."

ARISTOTLE: "It is the nature of chickens to cross the road."

BILL GATES: "I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross

roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check

book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is

much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........ reboot."

ALBERT EINSTEIN: "Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move

beneath the chicken ." < SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">

BILL CLINTON: " I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your

definition of chicken ."

AL GORE: "I invented the chicken!"

COLONEL SANDERS: "Did I miss one?"

####### CHENEY: " Where's my gun?"

AL SHARPTON: "Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens."

HILLARY CLINTON: " I have vast experience with chickens and if elected, I will

ensure that EVERY chicken has the ability to cross any road they desire."

Teaching is the essential profession...the one that makes ALL other professions possible - David Haselkorn

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G&A   1

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cute lol

I-130:

05/26/07: Mailed USPS; 05/31/07: Priority Date established
09/13/07: Received NOA1 (PD 5/31, RD 5/31, ND 9/10, PM 9/11)
11/15/07: Case Approved
11/20/07: Received NOA2 by mail (PD 5/31, RD 6/9, ND 11/15, PM 11/19)

I-129F:
06/27/07: Mailed USPS; 07/09/07: Received NOA1 (PD N/A, RD 7/2, ND 7/6, PM 7/6)
11/20/07: Received NOA2 by mail (PD N/A, RD 7/6, ND 11/15, PM 11/19)
12/10/07: NVC Received case (12/24/07: Received Packet 3 in the mail)
01/02/08: Email from consulate. Interview scheduled on 01/23. Interview letter in the mail.
01/23/08: Interview in Vancouver Approved
01/24/08: K-3 Visa granted

I-485/I-765 (AOS/EAD):
02/22/08: Mailed USPS; 03/03/08: Received both I-797C NOAs by mail (RD 2/24, ND 2/29, PM 2/29)
03/19/08: Biometrics
05/07/08: EAD card received
07/28/08: Interview Notice Received. (ND 7/23)
09/29/08: Interview - Approved Class CR6

10/18/08: Received welcome letter; 10/23/08: Received Conditional Permanent Resident Card (PM 10/21)

I-751 (Remove Condition)

07/01/10: Mailed USPS
07/16/10: Received I-797C NOA by mail (RD 7/12)
07/29/10: Biometrics Appt Scheduled for 08/19/10 (ND 7/26)

09/16/10: Condition lifted and Permanent Resident Card Printed

09/25/10: Permanent Resident Card received

N-400 (Citizenship):
03/03/14: Mailed USPS
03/15/14: Received I-797C NOA by mail (PD 3/6, RD 3/06, ND 3/10)
03/17/14: Biometrics Appt Scheduled for 03/27/14 (ND 3/13)

04/03/14: Placed inline for interview scheduling

06/04/14: Interview Notice Received with Interview scheduled for 7/8. (ND 6/4)

07/08/14: Interview + RFE. Response Mailed 7/12. Website updated on 8/21 that response received. 8/25 Placed in queue for oath.

09/05/14: Oath Ceremony Letter Received (ND 9/2)

09/17/14: Oath Ceremony / Naturalized

PD = Priority Date, RD= Receipt Date, ND = Notice Date, PM = Post Marked

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A gay white chicken with issues.

I love it.

:lol:

That was really good, thanks KarenCee.

SpiritAlight edits due to extreme lack of typing abilities. :)

You will do foolish things.

Do them with enthusiasm!!

Don't just do something. Sit there.

K1: Flew to the U.S. of A. – January 9th, 2008 (HELLO CHI-TOWN!!! I'm here.)

Tied the knot (legal ceremony, part one) – January 26th, 2008 (kinda spontaneous)

AOS: Mailed V-Day; received February 15th, 2007 – phew!

I-485 application transferred to CSC – March 12th, 2008

Travel/Work approval notices via email – April 23rd, 2008

Green card/residency card: email notice of approval – August 28th, 2008 yippeeeee!!!

Funny-looking card arrives – September 6th, 2008 :)

Mailed request to remove conditions – July 7, 2010

Landed permanent resident approved – August 23rd, 2010

Second funny looking card arrives – August 31st, 2010

Over & out, Spirit

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IR5FORMUMSIE   850

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A gay white chicken with issues.

I love it.

:lol:

That was really good, thanks KarenCee.

Foghorn leghorn was gay? I knew it. :lol:

IR5

2007-07-27 – Case complete at NVC waiting on the world or at least MTL.

2007-12-19 - INTERVIEW AT MTL, SPLIT DECISION.

2007-12-24-Mom's I-551 arrives, Pop's still in purgatory (AP)

2008-03-11-AP all done, Pop is approved!!!!

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