VSC, the 'C' stands for cluster$@%

[virgillionaire 0]

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

If you get a glowing review of the adjudicator working your case, these insider definitions might make you a little worried:

AVERAGE:

Not too bright.

EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED:

Has committed no major blunders to date.

ACTIVE SOCIALLY:

Drinks heavily.

ZEALOUS ATTITUDE:

Opinionated.

CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH:

Still one step ahead of the law.

UNLIMITED POTENTIAL:

Will stick with us until retirement.

QUICK THINKING:

Offers plausible excuses for errors.

TAKES PRIDE IN WORK:

Conceited.

TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPERTUNITY TO PROGRESS:

Buys drinks for superiors.

TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS:

Knows when to keep mouth shut.

APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC:

Finds someone else to do the job.

A KEEN ANALYST:

Thoroughly confused.

NOT A DESK PERSON:

Did not go to college.

EXPRESSES SELF WELL:

Can string two sentences together.

SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB:

Miserable home life.

CONSCIENTIOUS AND CAREFUL:

Scared.

METICULOUS IN ATTENTION TO DETAIL:

A nitpicker.

DEMONSTRATES QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP:

Has a loud voice.

JUDGEMENT IS USUALLY SOUND:

Lucky.

MAINTAINS PROFESSIONAL ATTITUDE:

A snob.

KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR:

Knows lots of dirty jokes.

STRONG ADHERENCE TO PRINCIPLES:

Stubborn.

GETS ALONG EXTREMELY WELL WITH SUPERIORS AND SUBORDINATES ALIKE:

A coward.

SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE:

Stupid.

OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION:

Turns in work on time.

IS UNUSUALLY LOYAL:

Wanted by no-one else.

ALERT TO COMPANY DEVELOPMENTS:

An office gossip.

REQUIRES WORK-VALUE ATTITUDINAL READJUSTMENT:

Lazy and hard-headed.

HARD WORKER:

Usually does it the hard way.

ENJOYS JOB:

Needs more to do.

HAPPY:

Paid too much.

WELL ORGANIZED:

Does too much busywork.

COMPETENT:

Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.

CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTEN:

Pain in the ###.

WILL GO FAR:

Relative of management.

SHOULD GO FAR:

Please.

USES TIME EFFECTIVELY:

Clock watcher.

VERY CREATIVE:

Finds 22 reasons to do anything except work.

USES RESOURSES WELL:

Delagates everything.

[sofia2009 1]

Virgillionare..we are waiting here for ur approval ..hope ur last touched is approval.goodluck

[virgillionaire 0]

Virgillionare..we are waiting here for ur approval ..hope ur last touched is approval.goodluck

Thanks, I hope so, but i doubt it

[virgillionaire 0]

FYI I was finally approved today after 8 1/2 months So I won't be making fun of vsc as I'm just sick of them and now I can forget about there incompetence. Anybody else who feels the urge or the need to skewer them here please feel free

Anyway, one last ode to the odius VSC :

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE,

you suck

[dbears 1]

FYI I was finally approved today after 8 1/2 months

I've read so many people here praying for you and ric and finally you are both approved!!! I haven't been here much long but pls know that I am sincerely happy for you!!! Reading from all those post, I could say that: YOUR APPROVAL HAS LONG BEEN OVERDUE!!! CONGRATS AND GOD SPEED ON THE NEXT PHASE!!! :thumbs:

Edited February 21, 2008 by dbears

[TBoneTX 45,267]

V., even though I hang out mostly on the CDC (Calif. Disservice Ctr.) pages, I've been following your unspeakable travails and commiserating along with you. Congrats, man. On the basis of my experience, you should find that the processes will go FAR more smoothly from now on. Also per my experience, your bitterness toward the VDC will hang on (and not unrightfully); try to do whatever you can to abate it. Sincere congratulations, and keep the faith.

[virgillionaire 0]

Thanks dbears and TBoneTX, I appreciate your support. Good luck to you both!!

[TBoneTX 45,267]

Thanks dbears and TBoneTX, I appreciate your support. Good luck to you both!!

Si, man!

[Jason-Sasha 1]

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

If you get a glowing review of the adjudicator working your case, these insider definitions might make you a little worried:

AVERAGE:

Not too bright.

EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED:

Has committed no major blunders to date.

ACTIVE SOCIALLY:

Drinks heavily.

ZEALOUS ATTITUDE:

Opinionated.

CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH:

Still one step ahead of the law.

UNLIMITED POTENTIAL:

Will stick with us until retirement.

QUICK THINKING:

Offers plausible excuses for errors.

TAKES PRIDE IN WORK:

Conceited.

TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPERTUNITY TO PROGRESS:

Buys drinks for superiors.

TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS:

Knows when to keep mouth shut.

APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC:

Finds someone else to do the job.

A KEEN ANALYST:

Thoroughly confused.

NOT A DESK PERSON:

Did not go to college.

EXPRESSES SELF WELL:

Can string two sentences together.

SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB:

Miserable home life.

CONSCIENTIOUS AND CAREFUL:

Scared.

METICULOUS IN ATTENTION TO DETAIL:

A nitpicker.

DEMONSTRATES QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP:

Has a loud voice.

JUDGEMENT IS USUALLY SOUND:

Lucky.

MAINTAINS PROFESSIONAL ATTITUDE:

A snob.

KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR:

Knows lots of dirty jokes.

STRONG ADHERENCE TO PRINCIPLES:

Stubborn.

GETS ALONG EXTREMELY WELL WITH SUPERIORS AND SUBORDINATES ALIKE:

A coward.

SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE:

Stupid.

OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION:

Turns in work on time.

IS UNUSUALLY LOYAL:

Wanted by no-one else.

ALERT TO COMPANY DEVELOPMENTS:

An office gossip.

REQUIRES WORK-VALUE ATTITUDINAL READJUSTMENT:

Lazy and hard-headed.

HARD WORKER:

Usually does it the hard way.

ENJOYS JOB:

Needs more to do.

HAPPY:

Paid too much.

WELL ORGANIZED:

Does too much busywork.

COMPETENT:

Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.

CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTEN:

Pain in the ###.

WILL GO FAR:

Relative of management.

SHOULD GO FAR:

Please.

USES TIME EFFECTIVELY:

Clock watcher.

VERY CREATIVE:

Finds 22 reasons to do anything except work.

USES RESOURSES WELL:

Delagates everything.

Dude, i know I'm like way late on this, but this list cracked me up, man! This is a great little read. I already congratulated you, but good luck on the rest of your journey.