VSC, the 'C' stands for cluster$@%

[virgillionaire 0]

Very Soon Center

[virgillionaire 0]

What did one adjudicator say to the other adjudicator??

Can I borrow your crayons!!!

[ric 0]

What did one adjudicator say to the other adjudicator??

Can I borrow your crayons!!!

Do you think they eat paste and take naps to?

.. the naps would explain a lot.

[OsLoraTamm 0]

What did one adjudicator say to the other adjudicator??

Can I borrow your crayons!!!

Do you think they eat paste and take naps to?

.. the naps would explain a lot.

Naps ....I worry about breathing........OMG.

Oil Change Instructions

It's different for us and adjudicators

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US

1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube or Valvoline Instant Oil Change when the mileage reaches 3,000 miles since the last oil change.

2. Drink a cup of coffee while they change the oil.

3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.

Cost: $29.99 oil change, $2.00 coffee. Total $32.00

Adjudicators at VSC and CSC change oil....and work our petitions

1. Wait until Saturday, drive to the auto parts store. Buy a case of oil, oil filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner (don't forget a little tree air freshener). Write a check to the auto parts store for approximately $50.

2. Stop by 7/11 on the way home, buy a case of beer. Write a check for $20.00.

3. Drive home with oil and beer.

4. Open beer, enjoy it.

5. Spend 30 minutes looking for the jack stands.

6. Find the jack stands (finally) under the kid's pedal car, jack the car up.

7. Open another beer, drink it.

8. Place drain pan under engine.

9. Look for 9/16" box end wrench for drain plug

10. Give up looking ten minutes later, find crescent wrench.

11. Unscrew drain plug.

12. Drop drain plug into pan of hot oil. Splash hot oil onto your hands and face in the process. Cuss and swear.

13. Crawl out from under car, wipe hot oil from hands and face. Throw some kitty litter on the spilled oil.

14. Open another beer while watching the last drops of oil drain.

15. Spend 30 minutes looking for the oil filter wrench.

16. Give up looking for oil filter wrench, crawl under car and hammer a flat-head screwdriver through the oil filter and twist it off.

17. Crawl out from under car, splashing hot oil everywhere from newly made holes in oil filter.

18. Cleverly hide used oil filter in trash to avoid those pesky environmental penalties. Open another beer.

19. Install new oil filter, making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to the gasket.

20. Pour the first quart of new oil into engine.

21. Oops! Now remember the drain plug (removed in step 11). It's still swimming in the now-warm oil in the drain pan.

22. Throw more kitty litter on the quart-sized oil puddle on the floor.

23. Open another beer and drink it.

24. Find drain plug with a minimum of spillage, hand-tighten in drain plug socket. Drink beer.

25. Crawl under car (getting oily kitty litter embedded in neck and arms). Tighten drain plug with crescent wrench, but this time, it's slippery. Bang your knuckles on the frame while tightening drain plug.

26. Throw crescent wrench across the garage in anger. Throw a fit because crescent wrench hits bowling trophy (which wife wouldn't let stay in the house).

27. Open another beer and drink it.

28. Clean hands, bandaging where needed to stop blood flow.

29. Pour in five quarts of fresh oil.

30. Lower car from jack stands. Smile at your handiwork. Open another beer and drink it.

31. Move car back to discover oil puddles you missed; apply more kitty litter to missed areas.

32. Test drive car to make sure oil doesn't leak.

33. Get pulled over a block from the house by local police, get arrested for DUI.

34. Call loving wife and bail bondsman.

35. Next day, get car out of impound yard.

Cost: $50 parts, $20 beer, Impound fee $75, Bail $1500, DUI $2500 minimum. Total $4145 (but you know the job was done right!)

Or to work a file from a couple who just wants to get married.....7 MONTHS

[Jeraly 4]

Ohhhh how I wish I were in a position to make fun of VSC... NVC are telling us it can take up to 90 days to get our stupid case sent to them from CSC - I wanna be with you guys now

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

October 19th....approved? How can they possibly justify someone from October 19th getting approved with all of the outstandings? Did they hire more new people? Training? Or are they just stupid?

[Jeraly 4]

It's screwy but I bet you wouldn't be complaining if you were in the same situation!!

Part of me is happy I had to wait - I think it has allowed me to appreciate things more I can honestly say I think if I had filed then been approved so fast I wouldn't have even got my head around it yet!! Waiting has taught me a lot

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

It's screwy but I bet you wouldn't be complaining if you were in the same situation!!

I'm sure I would be thrilled about it. But I always say, if the Pope had a #######, he wouldn't be the Pope. I'm not in that situation, so it doesn't matter what would happen IF..... Quite frankly, USCIS has proven itself entirely incapable of functioning properly.

[OsLoraTamm 0]

It's screwy but I bet you wouldn't be complaining if you were in the same situation!!

I'm sure I would be thrilled about it. But I always say, if the Pope had a #######, he wouldn't be the Pope. I'm not in that situation, so it doesn't matter what would happen IF..... Quite frankly, USCIS has proven itself entirely incapable of functioning properly.

HaHaHa...I love the ####### comment.......I am a Labor and delivery nurse.........I vote for stupid.......I find no

intellectual abilities evident at VSC or CSC.....

Edited January 8, 2008 by OsLoraTamm

[virgillionaire 0]

October now, wow unreal and we aren't allowed to even make a service inquiry. It's scary these are the people 'securing our homeland' !!

What did one moron say to the other moron?

"hey, pass me that I129F file please"

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

It's screwy but I bet you wouldn't be complaining if you were in the same situation!!

I'm sure I would be thrilled about it. But I always say, if the Pope had a #######, he wouldn't be the Pope. I'm not in that situation, so it doesn't matter what would happen IF..... Quite frankly, USCIS has proven itself entirely incapable of functioning properly.

HaHaHa...I love the #######

Sweet!

Edited January 8, 2008 by AnewKINDofFEELIN

[virgillionaire 0]

I wonder if I should send my petition in again this month ... Maybe I'll get an noa2 in a few weeks like some of these others and I can just cancel the old one???

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

All you people up there in City Hall,

You're f****n' it up for the people that's in the streets.

This is a song for the people in the streets,

Not the people City Hall.

All you motherf****s in the streets it's time to rise up, up up up

Come along children and f****n' rise!

Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'

All the f****n' s**t that goes down at City Hall,

We get the feeling we should f**k s**t up,

Yeah we should f****n' start a riot.

A Riot!

Edited January 9, 2008 by AnewKINDofFEELIN

[OsLoraTamm 0]

All you people up there in City Hall,

You're f****n' it up for the people that's in the streets.

This is a song for the people in the streets,

Not the people City Hall.

All you motherf****s in the streets it's time to rise up, up up up

Come along children and f****n' rise!

Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'

All the f****n' s**t that goes down at City Hall,

We get the feeling we should f**k s**t up,

Yeah we should f****n' start a riot.

A Riot!

How about a good old fashion sit in at Homeland Security

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

All you people up there in City Hall,

You're f****n' it up for the people that's in the streets.

This is a song for the people in the streets,

Not the people City Hall.

All you motherf****s in the streets it's time to rise up, up up up

Come along children and f****n' rise!

Lots of times when me and KG are watchin'

All the f****n' s**t that goes down at City Hall,

We get the feeling we should f**k s**t up,

Yeah we should f****n' start a riot.

A Riot!

How about a good old fashion sit in at Homeland Security

I'm ready to say it...The Department of Homeland Security is a pure and total failure. This is illustrated both with regards to our immigration issues and the terrible response we are still seeing to Hurricane Katrina.