VSC, the 'C' stands for cluster$@%

[applewow 0]

lol..You added this post on december 19 saying that you didnt have touchs 6 months..and got touch on december 20...

maybe Very Stupid Center officers are reading this forum...

[OsLoraTamm 0]

should try csc!!! they take up to 4 weeks to send an approved file to NVC

Yeah, VSC is the GOOD service center, really...

for sure....

Good is relative.........Good compared to...........????????????.......Many things are good when compared to other bad things..........So say VSC is better then CSC but to me they both suck...........waiting now 203 days......and I think they are have technical difficults until December 26th or so when they have all had a Very Merry Christmas with there LOVED ones......Unlike most of us.......hmmmmmm....like I said good is relative.......Lora

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lol..You added this post on december 19 saying that you didnt have touchs 6 months..and got touch on december 20...

maybe Very Stupid Center officers are reading this forum...

Guess they can't treat me any worse so ... Very Sucking Center

[applewow 0]

Guess they can't treat me any worse so ... Very Sucking Center

Hope you will get your NOA2 sometime very soon...

Good luck ...

[virgillionaire 0]

What's the difference between an Ostrich and a VSC Adjudicator?

One has their head in the sand and the other has their head up their A$$!

[V&Steve 0]

Very Screwed Center! Edited December 27, 2007 by V&Steve

[OsLoraTamm 0]

What's the difference between an Ostrich and a VSC Adjudicator?

One has their head in the sand and the other has their head up their A$$!

HAHAHA......LOL........Wow you do not care if they read this .........you are a riot.....

[virgillionaire 0]

Very Screwed Center!

I like it

[virgillionaire 0]

What's the difference between an Ostrich and a VSC Adjudicator?

One has their head in the sand and the other has their head up their A$$!

HAHAHA......LOL........Wow you do not care if they read this .........you are a riot.....

Thanks, I really and beyond caring, wish I had a nastier wit really...

what do the other officers call the officer who processes one petition a day?

Speedy!!

[ric 0]

What's the difference between an Ostrich and a VSC Adjudicator?

One has their head in the sand and the other has their head up their A$$!

HAHAHA......LOL........Wow you do not care if they read this .........you are a riot.....

Thanks, I really and beyond caring, wish I had a nastier wit really...

what do the other officers call the officer who processes one petition a day?

Speedy!!

I totally agree!

I think the ones that are doign anything this week are going to get productivity awards. So sad.

[virgillionaire 0]

What's the vsc adjudicator's nickname for their potted plant?

Smarty!!!

[OsLoraTamm 0]

What's the vsc adjudicator's nickname for their potted plant?

Smarty!!!

hahahahahahahahahahaha

PLEASE JOIN THE.........

Vaccinate (against) Stupidity Coalition

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Job Placement Aptitude Test

Put 400 bricks in a closed room. Put your new hires in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. Then analyze the situation:

If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.

If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in top management.

Finally! If they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor hear what you say to them. Put them adjudicating at VSC or CSC

Edited December 29, 2007 by OsLoraTamm

[virgillionaire 0]

What's the vsc adjudicator's nickname for their potted plant?

Smarty!!!

hahahahahahahahahahaha

PLEASE JOIN THE.........

Vaccinate (against) Stupidity Coalition

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Job Placement Aptitude Test

Put 400 bricks in a closed room. Put your new hires in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. Then analyze the situation:

If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.

If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in top management.

Finally! If they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor hear what you say to them. Put them adjudicating at VSC or CSC

Wow, we have a winner!!!

[OsLoraTamm 0]

USCIS....Unbelievably Stupid Collection of Idiot Species................at this point I do not give a damn

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