Dear Joyce

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Put on your dancing shoes and crank it! (Goodness!)

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Back-to-back tunes from the master of the happy organ! (Yes, I mean you, Dave "Baby" Cortez!)

Perfect songs to groove by while holding a refreshing G&T! (You may want to inform your neighbors of the loud music to come! Better yet, invite them over to groove with you!!)

Love,

Joyce

p.s. Any word on whether edible underwear melts in a fondue pot?

[ValerieA 350]

p.s. Any word on whether edible underwear melts in a fondue pot?

Due to an embarrassing personal incident, I can confirm that yes, edible underwear melts in a fondue pot. Please note you should remove them from your person first. Whoever that person may be.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Due to an embarrassing personal incident, I can confirm that yes, edible underwear melts in a fondue pot. Please note you should remove them from your person first. Whoever that person may be.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Due to an embarrassing personal incident, I can confirm that yes, edible underwear melts in a fondue pot. Please note you should remove them from your person first. Whoever that person may be.

Goodness! Thanks for the practical advice! Sometimes I think these days, we're encouraged to follow our emotions, and time-honored practicality just flies out the window! That said, I'm known to be emotional from time to time--especially when Tupperware is concerned! I'm also livid when I think about a former band mate who stole my favorite fondue pot back in 1984. Louise, if you're reading this, it's not too late to bring it back! Until then, I will wish upon you a lifetime of bad nondairy supermarket-brand whipped topping, and souffles that deflate at the absolute last minute, just as your guests are arriving!!!

And Valerie, I'm sure the incident wasn't embarrassing! I bet you meant to say empowering!

Love,

Joyce

[scandal 951]

I'm also livid when I think about a former band mate who stole my favorite fondue pot back in 1984. Louise, if you're reading this, it's not too late to bring it back!

Unfortunately, Louise, Thelma, and the fondue pot you refer to all went over a cliff in a blaze of smoke and fire in 1991. It was quite stupendous. You may have caught it at your local theater. I suggest you buy yourself a new fondue pot.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Unfortunately, Louise, Thelma, and the fondue pot you refer to all went over a cliff in a blaze of smoke and fire in 1991. It was quite stupendous. You may have caught it at your local theater. I suggest you buy yourself a new fondue pot.

Goodness! That simply can't be true! They had a falling out in 1987 over whether to put cantaloupe or honeydew melon pieces in the Jell-O, and haven't spoken since!

Love,

Joyce

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Goodness! Emergency! Emergency! *WOOP WOOP*!

My fondue pot has disappeared from my signature! Can anyone help me find it?

Love,

Joyce

[NArocks 13]

For real WTH where is the pot? You gotta get a differnt linky my dear, the siggy is not the same without that POT that's for sure

oh and BUMP

[Empress of Groovy 373]

For real WTH where is the pot? You gotta get a differnt linky my dear, the siggy is not the same without that POT that's for sure

oh and BUMP

Goodness! I found a gorgeous one, but it might be a bit big. What do you think?

Love,

Joyce

[scandal 951]

Goodness! I found a gorgeous one, but it might be a bit big. What do you think?

Love,

Joyce

It suits you.

That enameled orange finish just says "family and friends, gather round"

[Peikko 1,575]

The world could do with more Joyce

[Empress of Groovy 373]

It suits you.

That enameled orange finish just says "family and friends, gather round"

Well, there's an awful lot of straight hair at that gathering, but kudos for the sweaters! (I hope they're synthetic!)

Love,

Joyce

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Goodness!

I'd like to share with you something that is nothing short of a miracle! As many of you know, I was concerned and disheartened because the beautiful orange fondue pot that had graced my signature for more than two years disappeared without a trace! Where did it go, you ask? I can only imagine! I suspect that the sinister forces around Pampered Chef may be involved, but I don't want to sound paranoid! (Or are they really out to get me? Tee hee! It may be time for Quaaludes!)

Anyhoo, as you may have noticed, I found another fondue pot even more beautiful--and slightly larger--than the original. Not only that, but it has a pattern of what I call a Pope hats design that's bordering on the ultimate in groovy. Who would have thought that such splendor could come out of the Vatican? I've always thought that their garments are a little behind the times, but hey, not everyone can be on the cutting edge!

So, about the miracle. I'm sure that many of you eagle-eyed Joyce fans noticed that the Cool Whip design to the left of the fondue pot used to look something like the Cool Whip tub label. Well, right around the time I found the new and groovy--and larger--fondue pot, the Cool Whip logo turned into--A PLATE!! I didn't shop around for a new Cool Whip image, it just magically transformed into a plate! Now, I've never been a religious person, except when it comes to groovy hat design, but I think I might just change my mind! I have truly been touched by an otherworldly force!

Any thoughts?

Love,

Joyce

p.s. I don't normally have Cool Whip on Thursdays, but today I just might make an exception!!!

Edited March 25, 2010 by Empress of Groovy

[NArocks 13]

Dear Joyce,

I think the new Fondue is the FAB and suits you just fine as it it, goes with the big afro look of course. As fr as the plate every more groovy to say the least. And scandals pic is supberb in my book