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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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dear joyce,

i know a donkey..who eats with a knife and fork..and when drunk makes me sing this song 20 times or more....i think, he needs a new theme song??

Tingalayo, run me little donkey run,

Tingalayo, run me little donkey run.

Me donkey hee, me donkey haw,

Me donkey sleep on a bed of straw,

Me donkey short, me donkey wide,

Don't get too close to his back side.

Chorus

Me donkey walk, me donkey talk,

Me donkey eats with a knife and fork,

Me donkey eat, me donkey sleep,

Me donkey kick with his two hind feet.

Chorus

Me donkey laugh, me donkey cry,

Me donkey loves peanut butter pie,

Me donkey laugh, me donkey cry,

Me donkey loves peanut butter pie

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Dear Joyce,

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almaty Grand Master

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damn., is sister joyce drunk on nyquil yet again?

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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dear joyce,

i know a donkey..who eats with a knife and fork..and when drunk makes me sing this song 20 times or more....i think, he needs a new theme song??

Tingalayo, run me little donkey run,

Tingalayo, run me little donkey run.

Me donkey hee, me donkey haw,

Me donkey sleep on a bed of straw,

Me donkey short, me donkey wide,

Don't get too close to his back side.

Chorus

Me donkey walk, me donkey talk,

Me donkey eats with a knife and fork,

Me donkey eat, me donkey sleep,

Me donkey kick with his two hind feet.

Chorus

Me donkey laugh, me donkey cry,

Me donkey loves peanut butter pie,

Me donkey laugh, me donkey cry,

Me donkey loves peanut butter pie

Goodness! It sounds good to me! Does the donkey play the xylophone? If so, you're in business!

More important, does he put Cool Whip on his peanut butter pie? (I hope he has just a sliver!!)

Love,

(F) Joyce (F)

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Dear Joyce,

Is there hope for the lizard man?

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Of course! Honestly, his dental work looks a little dangerous, but to each his own!!!

And I'm sure you can guess my suggestion: He'd look fantastic in a Joycian helmet! Perhaps he'd consider a wig? He seems like a reasonable guy!

Love

(F) Joyce (F)

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Oh Joyce, Where Are Thou????

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Goodness! Are those signs wobbling, or is it me?

I had a little bit of the gin vertigo last weekend! At first I thought it was my new earrings (adorable tiny dolphins equipped with a speaker chip that says, "Goodness!" every fifteen minutes! What a hoot!) but then realized it may have been my cocktail intake! Usually I have four mini-marshmallows, two carrots, and a half-serving of Caucasian Shashlik before indulging in G&Ts in a party environment, but I was running late and only had an Alba shake. Fortunately, I was saved by fondue and Dave "Baby" Cortez's quick thinking! That is, he brought me several shrimp cocktail and a cheese wedge, bless him!

Love,

(F) Joyce (F)

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I love your simple, but obviously very effective diet! A fair balance between carbs and protein, rich of vitamins! :thumbs:

Is that the secret why your hair appears so silky and smooth? The good nourishment from inside?

Why, yes!

But I can't give away too many secrets!

Of course, I get my essential fats and sugars from.....(can you guess?!)

Tee hee!

Love

(F) Joyce (F)

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March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

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Cheese fondue, of course. You can't fool us, ;) The goodness of saturated fats from cheese and engergising carbs from white bread!

(And don't forget the goodness of Cool Whip, chock full of polysorbate 60!) :thumbs:

K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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Dave "Baby" Cortez's looks like he has a little sammy davis jr in him ..just saying

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Empress of Groovy Experienced

Empress of Groovy   373

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Dave "Baby" Cortez's looks like he has a little sammy davis jr in him ..just saying

Well, he does have impressive dance moves!

Love,

(F) Joyce (F)

K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

[The grooviest signature you've ever seen is under construction!]

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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bosco got his autograph and this pix...

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

 

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