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my gosh, Joyce!!

I know, ####### is it with Joyce??? Has she gone all celebrity on us and now does not devote herself to her fans??? :protest: + :cry:

Fear not! I have returned! Why, just now I'm enjoying an Oscar Mayer weiner!

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Goodness! It sounds like quite a situation there! I'm not a medical expert, so I can't offer advice regarding what may be a sort of mysterious conception, but I can offer this important information: T

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Dear Joyce, I've read that the reason why we have pubic hair is that it helps with the concentration of pheromones that attract our mates. If that's true, why am I turned off by a thick bush?

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Dear Mr. Fancypants: Yes, that is true. As for why you're turned off by the "natural look," perhaps your partner (or former partner, I don't mean to be presumptuous) should practice a different hygi

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Dear Joyce,

I was recently informed that Velveeta is not only not cheese, but isn't even classified as processed cheese food! :o As far as foods go, I rank Velveeta right up there with Cool Whip! It melts so nicely for fondue. I simply cannot extol it virtues enough! How should I respond to such blasphemous assertions??

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Viva-Velveeta

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excellent post..i heard that..i assumed it was from the liberal media..or rush, one of the other

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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excellent post..i heard that..i assumed it was from the liberal media..or rush, one of the other

Interesting, Dean. Of the two you cited above, I am inclined to believe that it's Rush. e just wants all the Velveeta for his fatass.

I can't wait to see what our beloved Joyce's take on this critical issue is.

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excellent post..i heard that..i assumed it was from the liberal media..or rush, one of the other

Interesting, Dean. Of the two you cited above, I am inclined to believe that it's Rush. e just wants all the Velveeta for his fatass.

I can't wait to see what our beloved Joyce's take on this critical issue is.

:ph34r: I heard from a very reliable source that Rush was once a liberal, hanging out outside Studio 54 and begging to get in and be able to sing his praises to Joyce, from who he held a very unhealthy crush. He was denied entry, and since then has it in for all the groovy things in life :o

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true..i got this pix of him from his hometown across the river,..cape giradeau, from his younger days,,,

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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true..i got this pix of him from his hometown across the river,..cape giradeau, from his younger days,,,

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been there many of times..in my youth...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Dear Joyce,

I was recently informed that Velveeta is not only not cheese, but isn't even classified as processed cheese food! :o As far as foods go, I rank Velveeta right up there with Cool Whip! It melts so nicely for fondue. I simply cannot extol it virtues enough! How should I respond to such blasphemous assertions??

Love,

Viva-Velveeta

Dear Viva-Velveeta,

Goodness! Of course Velveeta isn't cheese! Nor is it cheese food! (*shudder*) Why, it's in its own delectable category: processed cheese product! I like to call it cheesy ambrosia loveliness! You can bet that Velveeta is the foundational ingredient in nearly all my fondues. I don't know one self-respecting fondue maven who uses anything but! Also, might I suggest pulverized Quaaludes as a great fondue mix-in for your next party! I find that my Avon sales increase dramatically after this fun addition!

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(F) Joyce (F)

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May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

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excellent post..i heard that..i assumed it was from the liberal media..or rush, one of the other

Interesting, Dean. Of the two you cited above, I am inclined to believe that it's Rush. e just wants all the Velveeta for his fatass.

I can't wait to see what our beloved Joyce's take on this critical issue is.

:ph34r: I heard from a very reliable source that Rush was once a liberal, hanging out outside Studio 54 and begging to get in and be able to sing his praises to Joyce, from who he held a very unhealthy crush. He was denied entry, and since then has it in for all the groovy things in life :o

Goodness! I can't say I remember a Rush from Studio 54, although I do remember a group of stylish men talking about a Rusty who enjoyed doing very unusual tricks with donuts and Vaseline in the men's room. I have to admit my memory is a little hazy, though! (*giggle!!!*)

Love,

(F) Joyce (F)

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March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

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