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Dear Joyce,

What is your honest opinion of Ken? http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=136611

His long posts about his female escapades tire me so!!

~ A grateful and adoring fan

AOS:

2007-02-22: Sent AOS /EAD

2007-03-06 : NOA1 AOS /EAD

2007-03-28: Transferred to CSC

2007-05-17: EAD Card Production Ordered

2007-05-21: I485 Approved

2007-05-24: EAD Card Received

2007-06-01: Green Card Received!!

Removal of Conditions:

2009-02-27: Sent I-751

2009-03-07: NOA I-751

2009-03-31: Biometrics Appt. Hartford

2009-07-21: Touched (first time since biometrics) Perhaps address change?

2009-07-28: Approved at VSC

2009-08-25: Received card in the mail

Naturalization

2012-08-20: Submitted N-400

2013-01-18: Became Citizen

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Empress of Groovy
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Goodness! It sounds like quite a situation there! I'm not a medical expert, so I can't offer advice regarding what may be a sort of mysterious conception, but I can offer this important information: T

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Dear Joyce, I've read that the reason why we have pubic hair is that it helps with the concentration of pheromones that attract our mates. If that's true, why am I turned off by a thick bush?

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Dear Mr. Fancypants: Yes, that is true. As for why you're turned off by the "natural look," perhaps your partner (or former partner, I don't mean to be presumptuous) should practice a different hygi

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Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Dear Joyce,

I would like to know if it is okay to fake an orgasm during self gratifaction. I have a bet going with a friend and I say you can!! :thumbs:

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07/15/08[/font] Sent off I 129F

07/17/08 Arrived and picked up by CSC

07/25/08 NOA-1 FINALLY!!!!

07/31/08 CHECK WAS CASHED!

07/28/08 touched!!

12/08/08 NOA2 FINALLY!

12/13/08 NOA2 received in the mail

12/18/08 Called NVC at (603)334-0700 and talked to a nice lady named Rose. Our case was received on the13th and was sent out to sydney...WE WILL SEE!

12/13/08 NVC received letter and said they sent out to Sydney

12/18/08 received letter in the mail from NVC.

12/19/08 another letter from NVC stating it was shipped out

12/24/08 ARRIVED IN SYDNEY at 10:26 am and signed by tom

12/29/08 CONFIRMED it is at Sydney and Good ol Tom did sign for it LOL THANKS TOM!!

12/29/08 Sydney waiting for paper file from nvc and has it requested

12/31/08 Sydney confirmed through email that the paper file was received

01/05/09 His police checks are done and sent off!!

01/28/09 Kai went to his medicals forgot one of his passport pics and needs two more shots all was good!

2/18/09 medicals ready to be picked

2/20/09 packet 3 sent in

2/26/09 pkt 3 received today takes UP to 10 days

04/07/09 interview....APPROVED!!!!

04/20/09 He flew in ..flight was changed he was 3 hours late BUT HE IS HOME

port of entry took 2 mins!! LOL

04/25/09 WE ARE MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!

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Dear Joyce,

What is your honest opinion of Ken? http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=136611

His long posts about his female escapades tire me so!!

~ A grateful and adoring fan

Greetings!

Well, Ken seems like one ambitious guy! But I must reserve character judgment because I've never heard him sing, I don't know if he can play the xylophone with flair, and I haven't seen him in a synthetic jumpsuit with an orange loop belt. I was asked about Ken on a previous occasion (previous Ken mention), but he hasn't yet sent me a demo tape! But we always welcome groovy new members, because--get this--we're considering a Joycian Supergroup for 2009! Details forthcoming!

Love,

(F) Joyce (F)

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March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

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Dear Joyce,

I would like to know if it is okay to fake an orgasm during self gratifaction. I have a bet going with a friend and I say you can!! :thumbs:

Goodness!

Well, as you know, I'm not into fakeness of any sort--certainly not fake synthetic fabrics! Give me genuine synthetic any day! But sometimes, you may need to withhold the truth a little to spare someone's feelings. For example, Dave "Baby" Cortez has an on-again off-again drummer who always asks me, "Joyce, is this a good look for me?" when he models his speedo-with-white-socks-and-vinyl-sandals beach look. Now, I think that black socks would really give the ensemble a big jolt of groovy, but I know how much he loves his white socks! So I say, "Gene, you look fantastic!"

I hope this helps!

Love,

(F) Joyce (F)

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March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

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Dear Joyce

I am somewhat loathe to voice this, but, don't you think Alan Alda looks a little 'jaded' these days? I saw him on a wholesome nature program just the other day and it just seemed to me as though he'd lost a little of that pizazz.

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Looking in that mirror!

Refusing to use the spellchick!

I have put you on ignore. No really, I have, but you are still ruining my enjoyment of this site. .

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wow, just wrong..........

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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well, she already abuses cool whip...and fondue..i see a relapse...she be back drinking geritol and gin mixture..i need to go over tonight and check on her.... :unsure:

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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not me, bosco does, for some reason... :unsure:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Dear Joyce

I am somewhat loathe to voice this, but, don't you think Alan Alda looks a little 'jaded' these days? I saw him on a wholesome nature program just the other day and it just seemed to me as though he'd lost a little of that pizazz.

Yours

Looking in that mirror!

Goodness! I'm aghast! It seems that you've been brainwashed by the new face of evil, Dr. Ahmed Shafik (see Rat Pack Propaganda). Deprogramming must begin immediately! I prescribe three G&Ts, two dollops of Cool Whip, four strawberries, cheese fondue containing the equivalent of six Quaaludes ground to a fine powder, and a boxed set of the first M*A*S*H season on VHS! (I hope you have the new technology known as a VCR!!!)

Love,

(F) Joyce (F)

K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

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