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*julez*   124

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Dear Joyce,

You seem to have abandoned us, your devoted fans. It is a very sad day here on Visa Journey as we are cast adrift in a loney sea with no voice of clarity to guide us in the troubled times. With all the problems in the economy I can only assume that you had to take on a second job at the Cool Whip factory to make ends meet.

I wish you the best, dear Joyce, and miss you even more.

Love,

Julez (F)

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Dear Joyce, I've read that the reason why we have pubic hair is that it helps with the concentration of pheromones that attract our mates. If that's true, why am I turned off by a thick bush?

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Dear Mr. Fancypants: Yes, that is true. As for why you're turned off by the "natural look," perhaps your partner (or former partner, I don't mean to be presumptuous) should practice a different hygi

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Empress of Groovy   373

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Dear Joyce,

Goodness, its been ages since we, your fans, have heard from your good self.

I am wondering if you have any advice on how to survive the remainder of this election season? It seems no matter where I turn I am blasted with ugly news from the campaign trail and I am growing weary. What do you make of all this?

Joyce, I know in troubled times I can always turn to you for a calming word and a polyester outfit.

Love,

julez

Dear julez:

It's nice to hear from you! I hope that you're doing well and showing off your loveliness in layers of polyester with leather accents (hot!). To be honest, I haven't paid a lot of attention to the campaign trail, because I've been on my own trail of sorts--the Eastern European lounge bar trail! We're now in Moldova, and I've already found my favorite bar! It's called Groovy, and the charming young bartender, Viku (who admired my helmet), makes one strong G&T! Goodness! See you in a couple of hours, Viku! *wink!!*

One thing I haven't found in Europe is Cool Whip. I mentioned this to a friendly shopkeeper in Transnistria (admittedly, there was something of a language problem), and he produced a tub of sour cream! Goodness! But I can understand the confusion. I promised to express-mail him some Cool Whip in dry ice so that he can taste this North American delight. Although it's possible he thought I was trying to schedule a tryst.

My recommendation is to turn your attention away from the campaign trail and to your own trail--toward Cool Whip and enlightenment!

Love,

(F) Joyce (F)

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Empress of Groovy   373

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i agree with sister juklez.,..your guidance in needed

Goodness, thank you Dean!

You know, I never received your special organic helmet paste. I suspect my mailman took it; he is a bit vain, and I think he's trying to construct his own Joycian Helmet. Would you mind sending another batch?

Thanks!

Love,

(F) Joyce (F)

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Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

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Empress of Groovy   373

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Dear Joyce

Why does Ms Palin eschew your dress code of polyester in favour of silks and linens? Does this betray an inner insecurity do you suppose?

Yours clinging to the synthetics

Cleo (Your fortune is my pleasure)

Dear Cleo:

Goodness! Silks and linens?! Who is this Ms. Palin? Is she a kindergarten teacher? If so, she should know that children develop their fashion sense from a very young age, and she's stunting their growth in this area by displaying silks and linens. I suggest contacting the superintendent.

And kudos to you for clinging to the synthetics! You are a woman of great wisdom!

Love,

(F) Joyce (F)

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The world is a better place because of Joyce! I'm glad you're back. :star:

:thumbs: amen to that little sis

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Dear Joyce,

Which color lipstick looks best on a pitbull? I can't decide, goshdarnit!

Yours,

Just Yer Average Hockey Mom

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The world is a better place because of Joyce! I'm glad you're back. :star:

:thumbs: amen to that little sis

Dear Joyce is what really keeps good American values in place. :thumbs: Her teachings are timeless and her advice is always whippy :dance:

Dear Joyce, FTW!!!!!

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Goodness, thanks, everyone! :blush:

I'm always at your service.

And what's FTW? Follow That Wino? Now, that's silly! Although I do enjoy a glass of Boone's on occasion, I'm a G&T gal!

Love,

(F) Joyce (F)

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May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

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Dear Joyce,

Which color lipstick looks best on a pitbull? I can't decide, goshdarnit!

Yours,

Just Yer Average Hockey Mom

Dear Hockey Mom:

Are you Ms. Palin, the kindergarten teacher? If so, please read the above re: impressionable young students and choice of clothing.

Now, I admire your creativity, but why on earth would you want to put lipstick on a pitbull? That seems like a waste of make-up, and while I'm no dog expert, wouldn't a pitbull find that violating? I say, save the lipstick for yourself, and please consider adding some polyester jumpsuits to your wardrobe. I know that such a shift can be jarring to someone reliant on silks and linens, but you have to start somewhere!

Good luck!

Love,

(F) Joyce (F)

p.s. Do you have a pipe organ?

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March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

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Goodness, thanks, everyone! :blush:

I'm always at your service.

And what's FTW? Follow That Wino? Now, that's silly! Although I do enjoy a glass of Boone's on occasion, I'm a G&T gal!

Love,

(F) Joyce (F)

boone farm, ftw!

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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