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:lol: 414 miles I can make it there today so you better be good

Or she'll get a spanking? :innocent:

:devil: i'm never good

Awww. Another VJ romance blossoms again. How sweet. :thumbs:

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Empress of Groovy
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Goodness! It sounds like quite a situation there! I'm not a medical expert, so I can't offer advice regarding what may be a sort of mysterious conception, but I can offer this important information: T

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Dear Joyce, I've read that the reason why we have pubic hair is that it helps with the concentration of pheromones that attract our mates. If that's true, why am I turned off by a thick bush?

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Dear Mr. Fancypants: Yes, that is true. As for why you're turned off by the "natural look," perhaps your partner (or former partner, I don't mean to be presumptuous) should practice a different hygi

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:lol: 414 miles I can make it there today so you better be good

Or she'll get a spanking? :innocent:

:devil: i'm never good

Awww. Another VJ romance blossoms again. How sweet. :thumbs:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Goodness! Many questions to answer.

Mr. and Mrs. #######, as your questions are related, I will answer them together. It seems that you both have problems with forgetfulness, so you may wish to cut back your consumption of gin and tonics. Also, playing memory games, such as listing former lovers and their individual quirks, may help. I'm not sure I can offer much advice re: spanking, mostly because I thought that such activity was a 1970s fad (I could be wrong!) quickly replaced by badminton.

Mr. Large Member, as Julez suggests, Cool Whip should help to cool your sac. You'll also want to look into the cause. Critters? Fungus? Bacteria? Sandpaper? Improper selection of lubricants? But yes, I think Cool Whip is in order! You may wish to pop it into the freezer for about 10 minutes for maximum cooling. Best of luck!

Edie Haskell, synapses, yes. So forget about that serious stuff and get yourself a pair of platform shoes that lace up to your knees!

Love,

(F) Joyce (F)

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I don't mind a good spanking either...I'm gonna come over and spank you both so watch out!

sister amber..you are indeed a rare flower in a field of weeds

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Goodness! Many questions to answer.

Mr. and Mrs. #######, as your questions are related, I will answer them together. It seems that you both have problems with forgetfulness, so you may wish to cut back your consumption of gin and tonics. Also, playing memory games, such as listing former lovers and their individual quirks, may help. I'm not sure I can offer much advice re: spanking, mostly because I thought that such activity was a 1970s fad (I could be wrong!) quickly replaced by badminton.

Mr. Large Member, as Julez suggests, Cool Whip should help to cool your sac. You'll also want to look into the cause. Critters? Fungus? Bacteria? Sandpaper? Improper selection of lubricants? But yes, I think Cool Whip is in order! You may wish to pop it into the freezer for about 10 minutes for maximum cooling. Best of luck!

Edie Haskell, synapses, yes. So forget about that serious stuff and get yourself a pair of platform shoes that lace up to your knees!

Love,

(F) Joyce (F)

Mr. Large Member, as Julez suggests, Cool Whip should help to cool your sac. You'll also want to look into the cause. Critters? Fungus? Bacteria? Sandpaper? Improper selection of lubricants? But yes, I think Cool Whip is in order! You may wish to pop it into the freezer for about 10 minutes for maximum cooling. Best of luck!

What about frostbite how do i get my big willy out of the freezer without damaging the foreskin?

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What about frostbite how do i get my big willy out of the freezer without damaging the foreskin?

that's your problem :innocent:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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What about frostbite how do i get my big willy out of the freezer without damaging the foreskin?

that's your problem :innocent:

How about the fire department they have jaws of life to pry it out. :jest:

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CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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What about frostbite how do i get my big willy out of the freezer without damaging the foreskin?

that's your problem :innocent:

How about the fire department they have jaws of life to pry it out. :jest:

or they can just set it on fire and let you figure out what's important.

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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I guess there is no *end* to that.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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What about frostbite how do i get my big willy out of the freezer without damaging the foreskin?

that's your problem :innocent:

How about the fire department they have jaws of life to pry it out. :jest:

or they can just set it on fire and let you figure out what's important.

I guess everyone here at VJ will have a weiner roast on me lol break out the tooth picks peeps. :jest:

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Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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Empress of Groovy   373

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I guess everyone here at VJ will have a weiner roast on me lol break out the tooth picks peeps. :jest:

Toothpicks, goodness! The way you've been talking, I was expecting a javelin!

See, Joyce can hang with the big boys!

Love,

(F) Joyce (F)

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March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

Click here to see me visiting with my homebodies.

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almaty Grand Master

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you rawks sister joyce

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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I guess everyone here at VJ will have a weiner roast on me lol break out the tooth picks peeps. :jest:

Toothpicks, goodness! The way you've been talking, I was expecting a javelin!

See, Joyce can hang with the big boys!

Love,

(F) Joyce (F)

:lol:

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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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pwned by sister joyce....

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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