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Nessa Grand Master

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Dear Joyce

My husband keeps forgeting things I tell him. Should I slap him?

Love,

Mrs. #######



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* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

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*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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Empress of Groovy
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Goodness! It sounds like quite a situation there! I'm not a medical expert, so I can't offer advice regarding what may be a sort of mysterious conception, but I can offer this important information: T

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Dear Joyce, I've read that the reason why we have pubic hair is that it helps with the concentration of pheromones that attract our mates. If that's true, why am I turned off by a thick bush?

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Dear Mr. Fancypants: Yes, that is true. As for why you're turned off by the "natural look," perhaps your partner (or former partner, I don't mean to be presumptuous) should practice a different hygi

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,133

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Dear Joyce

My wife keeps forgetting answers I give her. Should I spank her?

Mr. #######

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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Dear Joyce

I have a problem my balls itch like forest fire out of control can something be done?

Mr large member.

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Citizenship

Event Date

Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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Dear Joyce

My wife keeps forgetting answers I give her. Should I spank her?

Mr. #######

yes, dr dean says..spanking her indeed is right thinking

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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:lol:

Dear Joyce

My wife keeps forgetting answers I give her. Should I spank her?

Mr. #######

yes, dr dean says..spanking her indeed is right thinking

you know i don't mind a good spanking



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Dear Joyce

I have a problem my balls itch like forest fire out of control can something be done?

Mr large member.

Dear Joyce,

I hope you don't mind my taking the liberty to answer here, BUT I think I know just the solution to this problem: Cool Whip!

Or keep your willy away from the hookers :whistle:

Julez

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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Dear Joyce

I have a problem my balls itch like forest fire out of control can something be done?

Mr large member.

Dear Joyce,

I hope you don't mind my taking the liberty to answer here, BUT I think I know just the solution to this problem: Cool Whip!

Or keep your willy away from the hookers :whistle:

Julez

i was gonna suggest he get them sabertooth crotch crickets fumigated.......

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

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eric&gen Mentor

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Dear Joyce

I have a problem my balls itch like forest fire out of control can something be done?

Mr large member.

Dear Joyce,

I hope you don't mind my taking the liberty to answer here, BUT I think I know just the solution to this problem: Cool Whip!

Or keep your willy away from the hookers :whistle:

Julez

i was gonna suggest he get them sabertooth crotch crickets fumigated.......

I did a sprint around the block in the rain didn't work only got picked up by police lol. :jest:

Citizenship

Event Date

Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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:lol:

Dear Joyce

My wife keeps forgetting answers I give her. Should I spank her?

Mr. #######

yes, dr dean says..spanking her indeed is right thinking

you know i don't mind a good spanking

:thumbs: brother charles, is indeed a lucky man

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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I don't mind a good spanking either...I'm gonna come over and spank you both so watch out!

:devil: how far away is Kentucky?

nvm it's Evansville, IN

414 miles or 666 km :lol:

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* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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:lol: 414 miles I can make it there today so you better be good

:devil: i'm never good



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

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Nagishkaw Grand Master

Nagishkaw   510

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Dear Joyce,

Outdoors my nose runs in cold weather, but not in hot. The opposite is true with foods, hot food makes my nose run. I was thinking what appears to be contradictions or paradoxes in nature are actually just miswired synapses in my brain. Could this be true?

Edie Haskell

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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