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true story......

At 3 am, a trooper was checking out a vehicle on side the road. He looked in the driverside window to see a man passed out with an empty bottle of vodka in his lap. The trooper taps on the window to wake the guy up. When the drunk woke up, he freaked and put the car in drive and floored it. But the vehicle's rear tires were stuck in the snow, and the car didnt budge. The trooper- having a sense of humor- started running in place on side the car. The drunk looked at the speedometer-- 50,60,70, 80 mph! and the trooper was keeping up with him! Finally the trooper yells "Now pull over!" The drunk- amazed that a trooper could run 80 mph- turns the wheel to the right then kills the engine. To this day the drunk is telling a story about how he witnessed a cop run 80 miles per hour.

just imagine how much faster that trooper's car could go. montana - where the cops run down anyone speeding less than 100 mph :lol:

Sorry Chad ... double post ... :blush:

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Filed: Lift. Cond. (apr) Country: Egypt
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Thank you for providing the source, Bumpy. :P

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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Funny story lol.

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Service Center : California Service Center

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Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

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Wednesday, September 10,2008

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Work time for me gonna be a long night a long week a long 8 weeks one day off every week phat pay checks. :thumbs:

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Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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Work time for me gonna be a long night a long week a long 8 weeks one day off every week phat pay checks. :thumbs:

Shucks. It doesn't matter how long or hard I work. My pay is always the same ole thing.

The longer it takes to introduce yourself the less you've actually accomplished

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Sorry to hear, O. You know my prayers are with you, as yours are with me. I fully understand your need, as I am where you are with this mess.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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hey my friends.........I need a big break from VJ and wish you all the best !

Please continue to pray for us.

Thank you for making me smile so many times (F)

O'moba,

You will be missed. If possible, please drop by from time-to-time if only for a moment, to let us know you are doing well. :luv:

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Remember, it is written, No weapon formed against you will prosper.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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You got it Omoba.

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Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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