Tough Decision

[LuzyC 0]

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor Comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway.

You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but..... Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your 'willy' was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "you've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new 'willy' that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact!

But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch."

The man perks up at this.

"So," the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you want.

But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."

The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day.

"So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?"

"I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you in making the decision?"

"She has," says the man.

"And what is it?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting a new kitchen."

[Ta Ta 1]

Oh my gosh your topic title scared me ........I thought you guys got hurt

[Kazan' Tiger 1]

Obviously a women's joke!

[mawilson 2,133]

I don't get it.

[Nessa 23]

:lol:

[Nagishkaw 510]

What Omoba said.

[LuzyC 0]

Oh my gosh your topic title scared me ........I thought you guys got hurt

What Omoba said.

[JVKn'CVO 11]

She chose a new kitchen?? No way!!

Saludos,

Caro

[almaty 19]

I don't get it.

me either

[mawilson 2,133]

I don't get it.

me either

What does it mean? She doesn't want her husband to have a ####### at all?

What a concept. Wouldn't it be nice if women didn't want you for your #######?

Sadly, women are freakin' obsessed with sex....probably more so than men.

[LuzyC 0]

I don't get it.

me either

Sadly, women are freakin' obsessed with sex....probably more so than men.

and that makes you sad??

[Ban Hammer 13,634]

I don't get it.

me either

Sadly, women are freakin' obsessed with sex....probably more so than men.

and that makes you sad??

cause he's a norse god........he's thor!

[mawilson 2,133]

I don't get it.

me either

Sadly, women are freakin' obsessed with sex....probably more so than men.

and that makes you sad??

Yes, it does. It's all about personal self-gratification and objectification of others.

It's soul-destroying.

[GaryC 7]

I don't get it.

me either

Sadly, women are freakin' obsessed with sex....probably more so than men.

and that makes you sad??

Yes, it does. It's all about personal self-gratification and objectification of others.

It's soul-destroying.

And it's also a lot of fun for us!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I don't get it.

me either

Sadly, women are freakin' obsessed with sex....probably more so than men.

and that makes you sad??

Yes, it does. It's all about personal self-gratification and objectification of others.

It's soul-destroying.

If the pursuit of sex becomes an obsession or consumes all of ones energy and time, I'd agree. But for most, it doesn't. And as long as it doesn't, I don't mind being objectified... from time to time.