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eric&gen Mentor

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John holms

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Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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Linda Lovelace

:idea: pearl necklace :lol:

Pearl N. Ecklass

:bonk: you beat me to it!

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Ron Jeremy

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Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

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Long Dong Silver

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Date Filed : 2008-06-11

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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Linda Lovelace

:idea: pearl necklace :lol:

Pearl necklace? I don't get it. :unsure:

Please explain.

are you sure you live in cali? :unsure:

not safe for work home or play

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Well, I guess you could could say that it's a variant of what my friend Andy used to call "high-protein tonsil wash," with the delivery in the neck region rather than elsewhere.

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March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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Linda Lovelace

:idea: pearl necklace :lol:

Pearl necklace? I don't get it. :unsure:

Please explain.

:help: :help: :help:

he's lived a sheltered life......

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Needless to say, the irrepressible, uninhibited Joyce knows a thing or two about such things, as discussed in another thread.

K-1

March 7, 2005: I-129F NOA1

September 20, 2005: K-1 Interview in London. Visa received shortly thereafter.

AOS

December 30, 2005: I-485 received by USCIS

May 5, 2006: Interview at Phoenix district office. Approval pending FBI background check clearance. AOS finally approved almost two years later: February 14, 2008.

Received 10-year green card February 28, 2008

Your Humble Advice Columnist, Joyce

Come check out the most happenin' thread on VJ: Dear Joyce

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I can see this thread took a wrong turn somewhere.

Linda Lovelace? John Holmes? Pearl Necklace?

ZZ Top had a song called, "Pearl Necklace". We used to laugh our azzes off every time it came on the radio. Not many snapped to what it was about.

Pearl Necklace lyrics

She's really upset with me again,

I didn't give her what she likes.

I don't know what to tell her,

Don't know what to say.

Everything got funky last night.

She was really bombed,

And I was really blown away,

Until I asked her what she wanted,

And this is what she had to say:

A pearl necklace.

She wanna pearl necklace.

She wanna pearl necklace.

She gets a charge out of bein' so weird,

Digs gettin' downright strange.

But I can keep a handle on anything,

Just this side of deranged.

Anyway, back on topic.

How about: I.B. Kool B)

"Credibility in immigration policy can be summed up in one sentence: Those who should get in, get in; those who should be kept out, are kept out; and those who should not be here will be required to leave."

"...for the system to be credible, people actually have to be deported at the end of the process."

US Congresswoman Barbara Jordan (D-TX)

Testimony to the House Immigration Subcommittee, February 24, 1995

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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Well, I guess you could could say that it's a variant of what my friend Andy used to call "high-protein tonsil wash," with the delivery in the neck region rather than elsewhere.

:lol: i've gotta try that one on nessa this weekend :thumbs:

i think the throat yoghurt one has been figured out :blush:

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