Dad at the mall

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DAD AT THE MALL

I TOOK MY DAD TO THE MALL THE OTHER DAY TO BUY SOME NEW SHOES. WE DECIDED

TO GRAB A BITE AT THE FOOD COURT.

I NOTICED HE WAS WATCHING A TEENAGER SITTING NEXT TO HIM. THE TEENAGER HAD

SPIKED HAIR IN ALL DIFFERENT COLORS: GREEN, RED, ORANGE, AND BLUE. MY DAD

KEPT STARING AT HIM. THE TEENAGER WOULD LOOK AND FIND HIM STARING EVERY

TIME.

WHEN THE TEENAGER HAD ENOUGH, HE SARCASTICALLY ASKED, "WHAT'S THE MATTER

OLD MAN, NEVER DONE ANYTHING WILD IN YOUR LIFE?"

KNOWING MY DAD, I QUICKLY SWALLOWED MY FOOD SO THAT I WOULD NOT CHOKE ON

HIS RESPONSE. HE WOULD HAVE A GOOD ONE. AND, IN CLASSIC STYLE, HE DID NOT

BAT AN EYE IN HIS RESPONSE,

"GOT DRUNK ONCE AND HAD SEX WITH A PEACOCK. I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU

WERE MY SON."

[Aymerlu 3]

This cracks me up everytime I read it!

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

And we sure get to read it every so often.

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