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I'm for a nude Jessica Simpson. And I'll raise you a Jessica Alba nude.

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every thread needs a few fine looking sheep in it...

I love sheep they are my favorite animal. :jest:

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I'm for a nude Jessica Simpson. And I'll raise you a Jessica Alba nude.

word, let her get nekkid.. nothing wrong with nudity

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Earlier this year, Jessica's father Joe Simpson forced her to turn down a potentially Oscar-winning role as a porn star, insisting she keep her clothes on.

They have oscars for porn?????

She was supposed to portray a porn star, not do actual porn.

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Earlier this year, Jessica's father Joe Simpson forced her to turn down a potentially Oscar-winning role as a porn star, insisting she keep her clothes on.

They have oscars for porn?????

She was supposed to portray a porn star, not do actual porn.

she was a candidate for the movie-biography of Jenna Jameson...

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

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Earlier this year, Jessica's father Joe Simpson forced her to turn down a potentially Oscar-winning role as a porn star, insisting she keep her clothes on.

They have oscars for porn?????

She was supposed to portray a porn star, not do actual porn.

she was a candidate for the movie-biography of Jenna Jameson...

Yep.

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Scott: "I didn't order this!!!"

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"Losing faith in Humanity, one person at a time."

"Do not put your trust in princes, in mortal men, who cannot save." - Ps 146:3

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Where did you get that photo of me with the heels? I am Mrs. Lamb, you know. :blush: I feel a bit violated now. :lol:

But regarding Jessica Simpson - down with those clothes!!! :energetic:

And if she's ever going to get nominated for a venus, I'll surely be rooting for her. B)

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every thread needs a few fine looking sheep in it...

The guy in the photo above is obviously a rank amateur...

a TRUE sheep person KNOWS that you need to be wearing Wellies (to tuck their legs into) and have velcro gloves. A cliff is helpful too, so they buck back harder....

(What can I say? I lived in Wyoming for 6 years.... I know ALL the sheep jokes and requirements)

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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The blonde beauty wants to be taken seriously as an actress and believes baring all is the best way to earn the respect of Tinseltown, even if it goes against her family's wishes.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

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sheep-costume.jpg

every thread needs a few fine looking sheep in it...

Where did you get that photo of me with the heels? I am Mrs. Lamb, you know. :blush: I feel a bit violated now. :lol:

But regarding Jessica Simpson - down with those clothes!!! :energetic:

And if she's ever going to get nominated for a venus, I'll surely be rooting for her. B)

sister julie, you are indeed right thinking

sheep-costume.jpg

every thread needs a few fine looking sheep in it...

The guy in the photo above is obviously a rank amateur...

a TRUE sheep person KNOWS that you need to be wearing Wellies (to tuck their legs into) and have velcro gloves. A cliff is helpful too, so they buck back harder....

(What can I say? I lived in Wyoming for 6 years.... I know ALL the sheep jokes and requirements)

lol..i almost took a job in buffalo wyoming a few years back..they had some handsome sheep out there, i must say

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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After the movie hits the big screen then released on DVD that will be the time to buy so the remote would be paused on the nude scene many times over lol. :jest:

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I much rather see Jessica Alba nude. I'll call.

I'm for a nude Jessica Simpson. And I'll raise you a Jessica Alba nude.

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daddy will be so pissed

daddy will get a #######

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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