OK, now it's for real

[Chica Yeyé 41]

A PICTURE OF MR. TWIT ON MY GC???????????????

Someone, bring the Epson salts, I could faint.... puke, etc.

[~Laura and Nick~ 5]

A PICTURE OF MR. TWIT ON MY GC???????????????

Someone, bring the Epson salts, I could faint.... puke, etc.

[~Nini~ 2]

Dear god, if that's true I'll start bawling on the spot.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Dear god, if that's true I'll start bawling on the spot.

I just came back from a puking session - SAD. SAD. SAD.

[Mephys 2]

A PICTURE OF MR. TWIT ON MY GC???????????????

Someone, bring the Epson salts, I could faint.... puke, etc.

If I was drinking I would have spit all of it on my screen!!!!!!!!!!!

[trailmix 77]

I find it appalling too!! I'm glad I don't have to have a green card

[Carlawarla 1]

Congratulations Len! So glad the wait is over.

Carla

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Yup peepz, pappa in law phoned last night to let me know that... I will SO transcribe the conversation since it made my night and I can't wait for IR5 to say something snappy about it

Pappa: "Heya Leninaaaa [insert harsh Texan accent from the guy who moved to Mercer Island about 35 years ago - hilarity ensues ] you got somethin' from Mesquite, Texas".

Lenina: From MeZquite (with my Spanish pronunciation)

P: NO Lenina, it's 'Mesqueet' dear girlll

L: Ok pappa, Meskeetee, would you open it for me please?

P: Sure thang

[pause]

P: Well, doesn't it have the prettiest picture of someone I think the world of...

L: [shite , he got the nuddie pics for Bren's anniversary gift ]... aha......

P: But it's not green daughtah, not green AHT ALL.

L: aha.... [as in OK SAY IT ALREADY]

P: seems you got yourself your green-not-green card Lenina, we are all so very proud of you and we love you much daughtah. Not that you needed this thang for the love thang.

L: Love you too pappa, see you tomorrow.

After that, I cried like a b!tch. Not so much for the greencard (who turns out is freakin yellow pappa says), but because my inlaws are, indeed, fabulous folks. And yup, they love me and I love them back. How couldn't I? They gave me their firstborn, potty-trained and all. LOVE people, is a beautiful "thang".

Peace, L.

¿Qué? Sorry, I was under the weather for a few days (I overloaded my brain with too many snappy comebacks) and really haven't been doing much. I would never make fun of Texans, lemma tel ya something darlin', them sum bitches have more tricks than a monkey in a mile of grapevine. Your FIL sounds like a wonderful human being and by the way, bitches don't cry. As for potty training, we start out life without it, try it for a while, but then realize that it's not all that it's cracked up to be at the end.

whoo hoo Len. and I totally agree the inlaw's are pretty nifty-the whole pottytrained thing alone makes mil crazyness worthwhile. go flash that beautiful card around the office monday morning.

yup --- the potty training makes it all a-o-k.

Congrats on your green-not-green card!

Yippee!

Hilarious writing, thanks.

I'm thinking of starting a new career doing stand-up comedy sister

Already collecting materials from Off Topic LOL

MC: And now ladies and gentlemen, I present a young lady who comes to us from Mexico by way of Canada and now is here in the US....Lenina the first NAFTA Comedienne.

Len: Take my husband please...(*rimshot*). I just got my green card and surprise, surprise it's not green, I knew all the green in the US went to the war of terror but this is ridiculous. (*double rimshot*) Seriously though I love the US and I especially like Texas. My FIL is from Texas and he is a very dear man but he has a long, drawn out way of talking and the first time I met him he told me he was Texan. I though he said he was Tetched, ...judging by who's in the White House (*rimshot*). Hubby, before we were married told me that he was going to take me to try a unique dining experience, I figured great, a Thai restaurant or a Somali restaurant or something like that, instead he took me to a Mexican restaurant.(*rimshot*) Actually it wasn't a Mexican restaurant, it was a Taco Bell. (*double rimshot*) Now my husband has a shock of red hair and I have cinnamon brown skin and I just love it when people come up to me and say "your husband has red hair and you have brown skin, I wonder what your baby's gonna look like?" I figure...Half of Texas? (*rimshot*) Thank you, you've been a great audience.

(*Elvis closing vamp*)

MC:Lenina has left the building, no refunds will be given.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

A PICTURE OF MR. TWIT ON MY GC???????????????

Someone, bring the Epson salts, I could faint.... puke, etc.

Here is his official presidential portrait, I believe that this is the image they use on the GC.

[Mephys 2]

A PICTURE OF MR. TWIT ON MY GC???????????????

Someone, bring the Epson salts, I could faint.... puke, etc.

Here is his official presidential portrait, I believe that this is the image they use on the GC.

That's a good Photoshop right there!!

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Yup peepz, pappa in law phoned last night to let me know that... I will SO transcribe the conversation since it made my night and I can't wait for IR5 to say something snappy about it

Pappa: "Heya Leninaaaa [insert harsh Texan accent from the guy who moved to Mercer Island about 35 years ago - hilarity ensues ] you got somethin' from Mesquite, Texas".

Lenina: From MeZquite (with my Spanish pronunciation)

P: NO Lenina, it's 'Mesqueet' dear girlll

L: Ok pappa, Meskeetee, would you open it for me please?

P: Sure thang

[pause]

P: Well, doesn't it have the prettiest picture of someone I think the world of...

L: [shite , he got the nuddie pics for Bren's anniversary gift ]... aha......

P: But it's not green daughtah, not green AHT ALL.

L: aha.... [as in OK SAY IT ALREADY]

P: seems you got yourself your green-not-green card Lenina, we are all so very proud of you and we love you much daughtah. Not that you needed this thang for the love thang.

L: Love you too pappa, see you tomorrow.

After that, I cried like a b!tch. Not so much for the greencard (who turns out is freakin yellow pappa says), but because my inlaws are, indeed, fabulous folks. And yup, they love me and I love them back. How couldn't I? They gave me their firstborn, potty-trained and all. LOVE people, is a beautiful "thang".

Peace, L.

¿Qué? Sorry, I was under the weather for a few days (I overloaded my brain with too many snappy comebacks) and really haven't been doing much. I would never make fun of Texans, lemma tel ya something darlin', them sum bitches have more tricks than a monkey in a mile of grapevine. Your FIL sounds like a wonderful human being and by the way, bitches don't cry. As for potty training, we start out life without it, try it for a while, but then realize that it's not all that it's cracked up to be at the end.

whoo hoo Len. and I totally agree the inlaw's are pretty nifty-the whole pottytrained thing alone makes mil crazyness worthwhile. go flash that beautiful card around the office monday morning.

yup --- the potty training makes it all a-o-k.

Congrats on your green-not-green card!

Yippee!

Hilarious writing, thanks.

I'm thinking of starting a new career doing stand-up comedy sister

Already collecting materials from Off Topic LOL

MC: And now ladies and gentlemen, I present a young lady who comes to us from Mexico by way of Canada and now is here in the US....Lenina the first NAFTA Comedienne.

Len: Take my husband please...(*rimshot*). I just got my green card and surprise, surprise it's not green, I knew all the green in the US went to the war of terror but this is ridiculous. (*double rimshot*) Seriously though I love the US and I especially like Texas. My FIL is from Texas and he is a very dear man but he has a long, drawn out way of talking and the first time I met him he told me he was Texan. I though he said he was Tetched, ...judging by who's in the White House (*rimshot*). Hubby, before we were married told me that he was going to take me to try a unique dining experience, I figured great, a Thai restaurant or a Somali restaurant or something like that, instead he took me to a Mexican restaurant.(*rimshot*) Actually it wasn't a Mexican restaurant, it was a Taco Bell. (*double rimshot*) Now my husband has a shock of red hair and I have cinnamon brown skin and I just love it when people come up to me and say "your husband has red hair and you have brown skin, I wonder what your baby's gonna look like?" I figure...Half of Texas? (*rimshot*) Thank you, you've been a great audience.

(*Elvis closing vamp*)

MC:Lenina has left the building, no refunds will be given.

I MISSED YOU, YOU SORRY SONOFYOMAMMA.

'nuff said.

Now, can I have my Taco Bell back, plzzzzzzz?????????????????????

[~Nini~ 2]

Oh good lord, I could have nightmares based on that picture alone.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Yup peepz, pappa in law phoned last night to let me know that... I will SO transcribe the conversation since it made my night and I can't wait for IR5 to say something snappy about it

Pappa: "Heya Leninaaaa [insert harsh Texan accent from the guy who moved to Mercer Island about 35 years ago - hilarity ensues ] you got somethin' from Mesquite, Texas".

Lenina: From MeZquite (with my Spanish pronunciation)

P: NO Lenina, it's 'Mesqueet' dear girlll

L: Ok pappa, Meskeetee, would you open it for me please?

P: Sure thang

[pause]

P: Well, doesn't it have the prettiest picture of someone I think the world of...

L: [shite , he got the nuddie pics for Bren's anniversary gift ]... aha......

P: But it's not green daughtah, not green AHT ALL.

L: aha.... [as in OK SAY IT ALREADY]

P: seems you got yourself your green-not-green card Lenina, we are all so very proud of you and we love you much daughtah. Not that you needed this thang for the love thang.

L: Love you too pappa, see you tomorrow.

After that, I cried like a b!tch. Not so much for the greencard (who turns out is freakin yellow pappa says), but because my inlaws are, indeed, fabulous folks. And yup, they love me and I love them back. How couldn't I? They gave me their firstborn, potty-trained and all. LOVE people, is a beautiful "thang".

Peace, L.

¿Qué? Sorry, I was under the weather for a few days (I overloaded my brain with too many snappy comebacks) and really haven't been doing much. I would never make fun of Texans, lemma tel ya something darlin', them sum bitches have more tricks than a monkey in a mile of grapevine. Your FIL sounds like a wonderful human being and by the way, bitches don't cry. As for potty training, we start out life without it, try it for a while, but then realize that it's not all that it's cracked up to be at the end.

whoo hoo Len. and I totally agree the inlaw's are pretty nifty-the whole pottytrained thing alone makes mil crazyness worthwhile. go flash that beautiful card around the office monday morning.

yup --- the potty training makes it all a-o-k.

Congrats on your green-not-green card!

Yippee!

Hilarious writing, thanks.

I'm thinking of starting a new career doing stand-up comedy sister

Already collecting materials from Off Topic LOL

MC: And now ladies and gentlemen, I present a young lady who comes to us from Mexico by way of Canada and now is here in the US....Lenina the first NAFTA Comedienne.

Len: Take my husband please...(*rimshot*). I just got my green card and surprise, surprise it's not green, I knew all the green in the US went to the war of terror but this is ridiculous. (*double rimshot*) Seriously though I love the US and I especially like Texas. My FIL is from Texas and he is a very dear man but he has a long, drawn out way of talking and the first time I met him he told me he was Texan. I though he said he was Tetched, ...judging by who's in the White House (*rimshot*). Hubby, before we were married told me that he was going to take me to try a unique dining experience, I figured great, a Thai restaurant or a Somali restaurant or something like that, instead he took me to a Mexican restaurant.(*rimshot*) Actually it wasn't a Mexican restaurant, it was a Taco Bell. (*double rimshot*) Now my husband has a shock of red hair and I have cinnamon brown skin and I just love it when people come up to me and say "your husband has red hair and you have brown skin, I wonder what your baby's gonna look like?" I figure...Half of Texas? (*rimshot*) Thank you, you've been a great audience.

(*Elvis closing vamp*)

MC:Lenina has left the building, no refunds will be given.

I MISSED YOU, YOU SORRY SONOFYOMAMMA.

'nuff said.

Now, can I have my Taco Bell back, plzzzzzzz?????????????????????

I missed being here too.

I just can't believe that I missed the creation of the Cloacina twins. Cloacina twin powers activate...Form of a gaseous discharge from a night of eating ground beef, beans, cabbage and cauliflower.

By all means you can have your Taco Bell back, what did you order, the chimichanga or the rat quesadilla?

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Oh good lord, I could have nightmares based on that picture alone.

If you had any other dream, I might have been concerned.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I missed being here too.

I just can't believe that I missed the creation of the Cloacina twins. Cloacina twin powers activate...Form of a gaseous discharge from a night of eating ground beef, beans, cabbage and cauliflower.

By all means you can have your Taco Bell back, what did you order, the chimichanga or the rat quesadilla?

OK, enough crying or the Lady Heather whip will attack and NOT in the way you'd like it, you perv.

Proudly enough, I have never been to Taco Bell so I have no effing clue as to what kind of ####### they serve