Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 5)

[Yaads 0]

awwww So sweet Gilly!

The rules are tuh post one ting wey yuh like an one ting yuh doan like.

Mi juss waan her fi knoa we are waiting fi hear di bad tings

[SupportOAFJF 0]

awwww So sweet Gilly!

The rules are tuh post one ting wey yuh like an one ting yuh doan like.

Mi juss waan her fi knoa we are waiting fi hear di bad tings

mi knoa yaads mi an u both..dats our Gilli !!!

[brownnskinn 0]

It's not fair....I can't name just one thing. I TRULY LOVE MY HUSBAND WITH ALL OF MY BEING BUT IF I JUS HAVE TO NAME ONE TING I love the way he holds me at night....all night long, and the min I venture away he searchs in his sleep and pulls me RIGHT BACK!! wear I belong. I don't know where he ends and where I begin we are so intangled in each other. I just LUV IT!!! "Thanks for holding mi" he seh once.

The one thing I cannot stand or have trouble dealing with is his stubberness. The JA way is NOT the only wey

Ahhhhhh Browns...dat's so sweet!

Wuh mi love bout Ken is deh weh wi move together! Like I will start a sentence han em can finish hit! At Rebel Saluate wi would just look at each other han knoa seh wi waan fi move now, Den wi would start fi laugh! I love that he is so protective of mi...one night at a club...he wanted some chicken form deh Chicken man across deh street! I was like "Go, I'm not hungry ( I KNOW AMAZING!!)...I'll just wait here for you!" I was on the balcony and could see the Chicken Man across deh street!

He was like "Nuh suh...yuh Mad...me miss yuh fi SIX months...mi nah guh spend a second widhout yuh!! Come Baby Gurl...wi ah guh git some Chicken!" After I stood ther for 5 minutes and realized he wasn't playing I went!" My boy don't play! When he went to the bathroom...I had to draw the line!

I also love that he knows I ave a crazy playful personality and he plays along wid me and doesn't call mi crazy! He is secure enough in himself to try new tings! Most of all I love that he is my Best Friend above everything else!

Mi nuh knoa if mi name too much but mi nuh read deh game rule furst!

Love ya,

Gill

awwww So sweet Gilly!

The rules are tuh post one ting wey yuh like an one ting yuh doan like.

That protective stuff mek a gayl hot, hot!!.....AND you're only to name ONE ting

[clairern 0]

Mi naw go in deh till di AIR clear. A wah dem a do in deh so lang?

I guess that's another ting I love about hubby..his Shi...don't stank....don't know why but it's not offensive at all.

The things we talk about. Is he a vegetarian? My man is and his don't nor does his FLAUTULANCE ( a so u SPELL eeh)?

But me on the other hand...would clear an entire BALLROOM

Lawny, you and me both!!!!! Mike is vegetarian and the same applies to him. I have never been to the batghroom after him anyways, he always lets me go first but I couldn't go. When I went to JA last year, I did not have a BM till I got back home. As they use to say back home "me batty shame"

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

I just have to let you LADIES know that I love ya'll. Ya'll have made me so happy and my work days go by so much faster holding my hand as I go through the K-1 process. Just wanted to say thanks for the LAUGHS and keep them comming.

Oh, one more thing. My next project at school is society and sexual realations. I is a late starter.

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Job Interview in Jamaica

My Brethren, Ginnal, applied for an engineering position at a Kingston based firm. A Trini Engineer applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test, the manager went to Ginnal and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the man from Trinidad the job." Ginnal asked, "Suh why yu do dat? Boat a wi get nine questions rite. Dis is Jumaika, and me is Jumaikan, A me shudda get de wuk!" The manager said, "We have made our decision, not on the correct answers, but rather on the question that you both missed." Ginnal asked,"An how in the name of Jesus yu decide sey one wrong answer betta dan de adda ? The manager replied, "Simple. The Trini boy put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Me no know eeda.'"

Mi naw go in deh till di AIR clear. A wah dem a do in deh so lang?

I guess that's another ting I love about hubby..his Shi...don't stank....don't know why but it's not offensive at all.

The things we talk about. Is he a vegetarian? My man is and his don't nor does his FLAUTULANCE ( a so u SPELL eeh)?

But me on the other hand...would clear an entire BALLROOM

Lawny, you and me both!!!!! Mike is vegetarian and the same applies to him. I have never been to the batghroom after him anyways, he always lets me go first but I couldn't go. When I went to JA last year, I did not have a BM till I got back home. As they use to say back home "me batty shame"

Claire,

I'm getting like JG now, WATER just came out of my nose on that one. I thought I was the only one. I had to go on the PLANE and bway mi a tell you...mi did SHAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Mi no shame at all...mi radda do it inna di toilet dan inna mi pants fi tell u di truth...i will go almost anywhere...

[Yaads 0]

awwww So sweet Gilly!

The rules are tuh post one ting wey yuh like an one ting yuh doan like.

That protective stuff mek a gayl hot, hot!!.....AND you're only to name ONE ting

That is our Gilly...neva follow di rules She muss show us all up and name 3 blasted good tings and no bad tings J/K

[clairern 0]

I just have to let you LADIES know that I love ya'll. Ya'll have made me so happy and my work days go by so much faster holding my hand as I go through the K-1 process. Just wanted to say thanks for the LAUGHS and keep them comming.

Oh, one more thing. My next project at school is society and sexual realations. I is a late starter.

*****************************

Job Interview in Jamaica

My Brethren, Ginnal, applied for an engineering position at a Kingston based firm. A Trini Engineer applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test, the manager went to Ginnal and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the man from Trinidad the job." Ginnal asked, "Suh why yu do dat? Boat a wi get nine questions rite. Dis is Jumaika, and me is Jumaikan, A me shudda get de wuk!" The manager said, "We have made our decision, not on the correct answers, but rather on the question that you both missed." Ginnal asked,"An how in the name of Jesus yu decide sey one wrong answer betta dan de adda ? The manager replied, "Simple. The Trini boy put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Me no know eeda.'"

Mi naw go in deh till di AIR clear. A wah dem a do in deh so lang?

I guess that's another ting I love about hubby..his Shi...don't stank....don't know why but it's not offensive at all.

The things we talk about. Is he a vegetarian? My man is and his don't nor does his FLAUTULANCE ( a so u SPELL eeh)?

But me on the other hand...would clear an entire BALLROOM

Lawny, you and me both!!!!! Mike is vegetarian and the same applies to him. I have never been to the batghroom after him anyways, he always lets me go first but I couldn't go. When I went to JA last year, I did not have a BM till I got back home. As they use to say back home "me batty shame"

Claire,

I'm getting like JG now, WATER just came out of my nose on that one. I thought I was the only one. I had to go on the PLANE and bway mi a tell you...mi did SHAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Me caan guh no whey in public, me hole hit till mi get home, dem me blow up de bathroom. Whoaiiiii. Me a dwl

[brownnskinn 0]

girl let me tell u..as soon as he wakes up he has his tea...not the whole cup of course cause 1/2 way into drinking his tea he heads to the bathroom..so he puts down his cup overs it and that's it..come back heats up the left over tea and drinks the rest..then at night if he stays up too late then it's the same thing again....don't let him get to the bathroom before you

Yep same here...every single blasted morning like clockwork and it is a long ordeal. You have to get there before they do because -no lie- an easy 20-30 mins can pass before you get to use the bathroom.

Mi naw go in deh till di AIR clear. A wah dem a do in deh so lang?

Mi nah knoa what dem a do in deh

Do any of your guys basically strip down? What is that about? You can't sh!t w/ your pants and shirt on?

Mine does,

He takes off all his clothes and he will not do number 16 in a public restroom only at home, bout a im MEDITATION TIME...and mi mek sure mi no go in deh. Im always a tell mi seh mi need a wash out, cause mi no regulah.

Yall are too much for mi.

[clairern 0]

I just have to let you LADIES know that I love ya'll. Ya'll have made me so happy and my work days go by so much faster holding my hand as I go through the K-1 process. Just wanted to say thanks for the LAUGHS and keep them comming.

Oh, one more thing. My next project at school is society and sexual realations. I is a late starter.

*****************************

Job Interview in Jamaica

My Brethren, Ginnal, applied for an engineering position at a Kingston based firm. A Trini Engineer applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the department manager. Upon completion of the test, the manager went to Ginnal and said, "Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the man from Trinidad the job." Ginnal asked, "Suh why yu do dat? Boat a wi get nine questions rite. Dis is Jumaika, and me is Jumaikan, A me shudda get de wuk!" The manager said, "We have made our decision, not on the correct answers, but rather on the question that you both missed." Ginnal asked,"An how in the name of Jesus yu decide sey one wrong answer betta dan de adda ? The manager replied, "Simple. The Trini boy put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Me no know eeda.'"

Mi naw go in deh till di AIR clear. A wah dem a do in deh so lang?

I guess that's another ting I love about hubby..his Shi...don't stank....don't know why but it's not offensive at all.

The things we talk about. Is he a vegetarian? My man is and his don't nor does his FLAUTULANCE ( a so u SPELL eeh)?

But me on the other hand...would clear an entire BALLROOM

Lawny, you and me both!!!!! Mike is vegetarian and the same applies to him. I have never been to the batghroom after him anyways, he always lets me go first but I couldn't go. When I went to JA last year, I did not have a BM till I got back home. As they use to say back home "me batty shame"

Claire,

I'm getting like JG now, WATER just came out of my nose on that one. I thought I was the only one. I had to go on the PLANE and bway mi a tell you...mi did SHAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Me caan guh no whey in public, me hole hit till mi get home, dem me blow up de bathroom. Whoaiiiii. Me a dwl

More time me glad sey a me one a use fe mi bathroom, cause me nuh knoa wha me wud a duh. Whenme done me tink bout when Mike get yah, wha a go happen? Me haffi guh use the bathroom downstairs.

[Yaads 0]

Me caan guh no whey in public, me hole hit till mi get home, dem me blow up de bathroom. Whoaiiiii. Me a dwl

Only go inna public fi real emergencies

[Yaads 0]

girl let me tell u..as soon as he wakes up he has his tea...not the whole cup of course cause 1/2 way into drinking his tea he heads to the bathroom..so he puts down his cup overs it and that's it..come back heats up the left over tea and drinks the rest..then at night if he stays up too late then it's the same thing again....don't let him get to the bathroom before you

Yep same here...every single blasted morning like clockwork and it is a long ordeal. You have to get there before they do because -no lie- an easy 20-30 mins can pass before you get to use the bathroom.

Mi naw go in deh till di AIR clear. A wah dem a do in deh so lang?

Mi nah knoa what dem a do in deh

Do any of your guys basically strip down? What is that about? You can't sh!t w/ your pants and shirt on?

Mine does,

He takes off all his clothes and he will not do number 16 in a public restroom only at home, bout a im MEDITATION TIME...and mi mek sure mi no go in deh. Im always a tell mi seh mi need a wash out, cause mi no regulah.

Meditation time?!? :lol: Always have to keep the bathroom stocked with new reading materials! Gotta have variety

[clairern 0]

Me caan guh no whey in public, me hole hit till mi get home, dem me blow up de bathroom. Whoaiiiii. Me a dwl

Only go inna public fi real emergencies

girl let me tell u..as soon as he wakes up he has his tea...not the whole cup of course cause 1/2 way into drinking his tea he heads to the bathroom..so he puts down his cup overs it and that's it..come back heats up the left over tea and drinks the rest..then at night if he stays up too late then it's the same thing again....don't let him get to the bathroom before you

Yep same here...every single blasted morning like clockwork and it is a long ordeal. You have to get there before they do because -no lie- an easy 20-30 mins can pass before you get to use the bathroom.

Mi naw go in deh till di AIR clear. A wah dem a do in deh so lang?

Mi nah knoa what dem a do in deh

Do any of your guys basically strip down? What is that about? You can't sh!t w/ your pants and shirt on?

Mine does,

He takes off all his clothes and he will not do number 16 in a public restroom only at home, bout a im MEDITATION TIME...and mi mek sure mi no go in deh. Im always a tell mi seh mi need a wash out, cause mi no regulah.

Meditation time?!? :lol: Always have to keep the bathroom stocked with new reading materials! Gotta have variety

Me nuh stay in deh dat lang fe meditate or read. When I go, I go and get it ova wid.

[Yaads 0]

Me caan guh no whey in public, me hole hit till mi get home, dem me blow up de bathroom. Whoaiiiii. Me a dwl

Only go inna public fi real emergencies

girl let me tell u..as soon as he wakes up he has his tea...not the whole cup of course cause 1/2 way into drinking his tea he heads to the bathroom..so he puts down his cup overs it and that's it..come back heats up the left over tea and drinks the rest..then at night if he stays up too late then it's the same thing again....don't let him get to the bathroom before you

Yep same here...every single blasted morning like clockwork and it is a long ordeal. You have to get there before they do because -no lie- an easy 20-30 mins can pass before you get to use the bathroom.

Mi naw go in deh till di AIR clear. A wah dem a do in deh so lang?

Mi nah knoa what dem a do in deh

Do any of your guys basically strip down? What is that about? You can't sh!t w/ your pants and shirt on?

Mine does,

He takes off all his clothes and he will not do number 16 in a public restroom only at home, bout a im MEDITATION TIME...and mi mek sure mi no go in deh. Im always a tell mi seh mi need a wash out, cause mi no regulah.

Meditation time?!? :lol: Always have to keep the bathroom stocked with new reading materials! Gotta have variety

Me nuh stay in deh dat lang fe meditate or read. When I go, I go and get it ova wid.

Same here! He always says something is wrong with me if I only take that short amount of time Ummm no sumting is wrong wid yuh fi tek so lang!

Edited February 27, 2008 by Yardiewife

[brownnskinn 0]

Me caan guh no whey in public, me hole hit till mi get home, dem me blow up de bathroom. Whoaiiiii. Me a dwl

Only go inna public fi real emergencies

Same here or I will walk half wey aross the building till I find one I think no one uses.