My name ain't Stella....

[clairern 0]

Good morning all. Happy Wednesday. Looks like Jawi is off to work. Hope you all have a blessed day. Later

[Forever Young 1]

Kimmy and Youngting you 2 are something else :lol: :lol: this entire bored is somehting else

Melodee's gonna STALK him claat foreva and worse yet she a guh tell heverybodda seh 'im eat honda 2 foot table, if ran nuh find his ra$$ home tuh-NOIGHT!!! ...I guess dats why we leave the writing to Jaws

:lol: this is so funny because I just finish watching the episonde of I Love NY2 with the evil spirits so I couldn't stop crcking up thinking about this.

Mya really was just caught up in the flashy look frm the bracelet, but oonuh nuh realise seh poor Mya start feel quesy ............mawning sickness a startttttttttttttttt

I think Fritx shoulda sey something before but dat is the past ............and the past shall stay there in the past.

where is Ian .him nuh land buoy fi him trip tek mighty longggggg, wonder if him get to take the pail off the tricks head yet or she turn run and put it pon fi him own

...mi wouldda love fi see Ian wid more dan a pail pon 'im head!!!

Dyam right Maddy, mi didda tink deh same ting when mi see it...but a fi who pickney she carrying??? Dun Dun Dunnnnnn...

Gill

Edited November 7, 2007 by Deyoungting

[phatmadame81 0]

Happy Hump day all!!!!!!!!

Isn't it just a beautiful day outside.......COLDDDDDD but beautifullllllllllllll

wish you luck Jawi on your first day back at work........ hope things pick up for you.

Kimmy and Youngting you 2 are something else :lol: :lol: this entire bored is somehting else

Melodee's gonna STALK him claat foreva and worse yet she a guh tell heverybodda seh 'im eat honda 2 foot table, if ran nuh find his ra$$ home tuh-NOIGHT!!! ...I guess dats why we leave the writing to Jaws

:lol: this is so funny because I just finish watching the episonde of I Love NY2 with the evil spirits so I couldn't stop crcking up thinking about this.

Mya really was just caught up in the flashy look frm the bracelet, but oonuh nuh realise seh poor Mya start feel quesy ............mawning sickness a startttttttttttttttt

I think Fritx shoulda sey something before but dat is the past ............and the past shall stay there in the past.

where is Ian .him nuh land buoy fi him trip tek mighty longggggg, wonder if him get to take the pail off the tricks head yet or she turn run and put it pon fi him own

...mi wouldda love fi see Ian wid more dan a pail pon 'im head!!!

Dyam right Maddy, mi didda tink deh same ting when mi see it...but a fi who pickney she carrying??? Dun Dun Dunnnnnn...

Gill

Maury Maury Maury

Edited November 7, 2007 by phatmadame81

[phatmadame81 0]

**********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE**********

HAPPY HAPPY HUMP DAY...git yuh hump on...(if yuh caan )

Mawning All,

Mi decide fi post deh chuckle ova yahsuh...fi keep deh thread going inna Jawi's absence...

Enjoy...Jones mi gyal mi 'appy fi see yuh come back and feelin' likkle better, we did miss yuh!

Blessed heverytime,

Gill

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Big Shot Jamaican

Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved away to attend college and law school.

He decided to come back to Jamaica because he felt he could be a Big Shot at home. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened

his new law office in New Kingston.

The first day, he saw a man coming up the passageway. He decided to make a big impression on this potential client when he arrived. As the man came to the door Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking. "No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million. Yes, the Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay, tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details."

The "conversation" went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled off instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man, "I'm sorry for the delay but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?" The man replied, "I'm from Cable & Wireless, the telephone company, I come to hook up your phone."

dang idiot

you a use vinegar fi catch bee

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Mawnin to all ..mi see Jonsie feel better ?

Don't feel better - gonna see if I can work a full day today. How are you?

gOSH MI aright..mi caan wait fi u deliver this healthy baby boy..so u can feel better an no affi go tru dem tings 'ere..

luv Kimmy

Gill....

Jawi baby..good luck pon u fus day bac a di ppl dem wuk...

Edited November 7, 2007 by kimmykashi

[Ta Ta 1]

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Big Shot Jamaican

Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved away to attend college and law school.

He decided to come back to Jamaica because he felt he could be a Big Shot at home. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened

his new law office in New Kingston.

The first day, he saw a man coming up the passageway. He decided to make a big impression on this potential client when he arrived. As the man came to the door Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking. "No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million. Yes, the Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay, tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details."

The "conversation" went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled off instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man, "I'm sorry for the delay but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?" The man replied, "I'm from Cable & Wireless, the telephone company, I come to hook up your phone."

:lol: good one !

[rhondapayter 0]

Mawning All,

Mi decide fi post deh chuckle ova yahsuh...fi keep deh thread going inna Jawi's absence...

Enjoy...Jones mi gyal mi 'appy fi see yuh come back and feelin' likkle better, we did miss yuh!

Hey, I was looking all over the Yardie thread for my joke today! You guys deserting us now or what? The Yardie thread is so quiet it's like a funeral

[SupportOAFJF 0]

**********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE**********

HAPPY HAPPY HUMP DAY...git yuh hump on...(if yuh caan )

Mawning All,

Mi decide fi post deh chuckle ova yahsuh...fi keep deh thread going inna Jawi's absence...

Enjoy...Jones mi gyal mi 'appy fi see yuh come back and feelin' likkle better, we did miss yuh!

Blessed heverytime,

Gill

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Big Shot Jamaican

Joe grew up in Jamaica, then moved away to attend college and law school.

He decided to come back to Jamaica because he felt he could be a Big Shot at home. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened

his new law office in New Kingston.

The first day, he saw a man coming up the passageway. He decided to make a big impression on this potential client when he arrived. As the man came to the door Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking. "No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million. Yes, the Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay, tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details."

The "conversation" went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled off instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man, "I'm sorry for the delay but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?" The man replied, "I'm from Cable & Wireless, the telephone company, I come to hook up your phone."

dang idiot

you a use vinegar fi catch bee

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Mawning All,

Mi decide fi post deh chuckle ova yahsuh...fi keep deh thread going inna Jawi's absence...

Enjoy...Jones mi gyal mi 'appy fi see yuh come back and feelin' likkle better, we did miss yuh!

Hey, I was looking all over the Yardie thread for my joke today! You guys deserting us now or what? The Yardie thread is so quiet it's like a funeral

Not deserting ppl still check in..nothing is there..Here we have Jawi's fabulous story to read everyday..and patois is not a problem here....don't wanna drive everyone crazy trying to read patois

Kimmy

[Forever Young 1]

Yo Guys, I meant to tell you. I was talking to some VJ Yardie members last night and found out Megafone is running hall typa scam.

OK, a few weeks ago I got a phone call and it was from a Megafone number ...I know cause my caller ID came up 'Hubby-Megafone'. So mi answer hit and one dyam fool nuh try fi tell mi seh mi win sweepstakes and send him $$ fi collect mi prize. I ask him where yuh calling mi from...him seh VIRGINIA...Wid big big Jamaican accent yuh knoa.

So, I say from when Megafone reach a VA?? Mi give 'im one rahtid cussing han hang-up pon 'im. Ok, now a next VJ Yardie memba tell mi last night that she got the same phone call 2 weeks ago and git a next one yesterday telling har she win a Mercedes Benz and fi send $450 fi collect it! Yo, a one gyal calling dis time and call deh vj Yardie memba by har correct name, tell deh VJ memba har home address all dung tuh airline she tek pon har last visit tuh see har SO! The VJ memba hang up pon har and deh blasted ooman nuh call har back agan!!!

So, mi seh halla dis fi seh, mi nuh knoa what scam Megafone a run. If dem a sell deh U.S. person phone number or listening in on conversation...mi nuh knoa...but jus' be VERY careful when yuh git Megafone calls!

Zeen...jussa heads up in case hennyone git cyatch out deh!

I was thinking bout calling deh FCC and asking dem fi look inna it? What oonuh tink?

Blessed,

Gill

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Thanks for the heads up Gill..hubby has a cousin that calls me all the time gotta watch out...Why ppl always waan get over pon ppl and ruin it for everyone else...I wonder if the FCC woulda know bout dem cause it has to be a ligit bizniz..so mi no knoa.

walk good

[clairern 0]

Yo Guys, I meant to tell you. I was talking to some VJ Yardie members last night and found out Megafone is running hall typa scam.

OK, a few weeks ago I got a phone call and it was from a Megafone number ...I know cause my caller ID came up 'Hubby-Megafone'. So mi answer hit and one dyam fool nuh try fi tell mi seh mi win sweepstakes and send him $$ fi collect mi prize. I ask him where yuh calling mi from...him seh VIRGINIA...Wid big big Jamaican accent yuh knoa.

So, I say from when Megafone reach a VA?? Mi give 'im one rahtid cussing han hang-up pon 'im. Ok, now a next VJ Yardie memba tell mi last night that she got the same phone call 2 weeks ago and git a next one yesterday telling har she win a Mercedes Benz and fi send $450 fi collect it! Yo, a one gyal calling dis time and call deh vj Yardie memba by har correct name, tell deh VJ memba har home address all dung tuh airline she tek pon har last visit tuh see har SO! The VJ memba hang up pon har and deh blasted ooman nuh call har back agan!!!

So, mi seh halla dis fi seh, mi nuh knoa what scam Megafone a run. If dem a sell deh U.S. person phone number or listening in on conversation...mi nuh knoa...but jus' be VERY careful when yuh git Megafone calls!

Zeen...jussa heads up in case hennyone git cyatch out deh!

I was thinking bout calling deh FCC and asking dem fi look inna it? What oonuh tink?

Blessed,

Gill

I never had this problem because Mike has a JA number and he does all the calling. I have noticed recently that when he calls the number that show up on my caller ID is different each time. Sometimes it's the 876 area code, then 718, then 347, and most often my areas code 919. I have never tried to call any of the numbers back because I was assuming that these show up because the calls are being routed through different cell towers. I thought it was strange initially but shrugged it off because I was only interested in getting the incoming calls and not really concerned about where it was coming from. Now that you have mentioned it, Gill, it does look fishy though, but what to do.

Does your megaphone have a US number? My niece has a cellphone in Ja with a US number but hers is a Myphone not a Megaphone. {Shrugging my shoulders}.

Do you realize that it is always our ppl that sometimes tries to screw us over.

[jawi876 2]

Mawning All,

Mi decide fi post deh chuckle ova yahsuh...fi keep deh thread going inna Jawi's absence...

Enjoy...Jones mi gyal mi 'appy fi see yuh come back and feelin' likkle better, we did miss yuh!

Hey, I was looking all over the Yardie thread for my joke today! You guys deserting us now or what? The Yardie thread is so quiet it's like a funeral

Not deserting ppl still check in..nothing is there..Here we have Jawi's fabulous story to read everyday..and patois is not a problem here....don't wanna drive everyone crazy trying to read patois

Kimmy

eeeehhhnnnn??? Tonks Kimmy...yuh tek de wurds from mi mout. Gawd knoa mi type and herase before mi respond. woo-sah!

Hennyway, peeps mi shoulda and arm ah pain all day...mi team chat loud and ting bout dem miss mi. Mi feel like wan rhaatid Rompa Room mi did dere. Mi tell dem fe stop chat so much cuz dem mek mi arm throb wid every syllable...cha! Mi hirritable tuh RASS! Mi ago link de docta and tell im sey mi cyaan gwaan pon 8 hours per day. Mi ago finish dis week fe give it a fair shot.

Mi have almoas 6 thousand emails fe sort and read and delete! CHA! Mi cyaan access any of mi systems...so mi dere pon chill huntil IT reset mi profile.

Whaa gwaan?

Yo Guys, I meant to tell you. I was talking to some VJ Yardie members last night and found out Megafone is running hall typa scam.

OK, a few weeks ago I got a phone call and it was from a Megafone number ...I know cause my caller ID came up 'Hubby-Megafone'. So mi answer hit and one dyam fool nuh try fi tell mi seh mi win sweepstakes and send him $$ fi collect mi prize. I ask him where yuh calling mi from...him seh VIRGINIA...Wid big big Jamaican accent yuh knoa.

So, I say from when Megafone reach a VA?? Mi give 'im one rahtid cussing han hang-up pon 'im. Ok, now a next VJ Yardie memba tell mi last night that she got the same phone call 2 weeks ago and git a next one yesterday telling har she win a Mercedes Benz and fi send $450 fi collect it! Yo, a one gyal calling dis time and call deh vj Yardie memba by har correct name, tell deh VJ memba har home address all dung tuh airline she tek pon har last visit tuh see har SO! The VJ memba hang up pon har and deh blasted ooman nuh call har back agan!!!

So, mi seh halla dis fi seh, mi nuh knoa what scam Megafone a run. If dem a sell deh U.S. person phone number or listening in on conversation...mi nuh knoa...but jus' be VERY careful when yuh git Megafone calls!

Zeen...jussa heads up in case hennyone git cyatch out deh!

I was thinking bout calling deh FCC and asking dem fi look inna it? What oonuh tink?

Blessed,

Gill

Pure phockery! kiss teet.

[clairern 0]

Mawning All,

Mi decide fi post deh chuckle ova yahsuh...fi keep deh thread going inna Jawi's absence...

Enjoy...Jones mi gyal mi 'appy fi see yuh come back and feelin' likkle better, we did miss yuh!

Hey, I was looking all over the Yardie thread for my joke today! You guys deserting us now or what? The Yardie thread is so quiet it's like a funeral

Not deserting ppl still check in..nothing is there..Here we have Jawi's fabulous story to read everyday..and patois is not a problem here....don't wanna drive everyone crazy trying to read patois

Kimmy

eeeehhhnnnn??? Tonks Kimmy...yuh tek de wurds from mi mout. Gawd knoa mi type and herase before mi respond. woo-sah!

Hennyway, peeps mi shoulda and arm ah pain all day...mi team chat loud and ting bout dem miss mi. Mi feel like wan rhaatid Rompa Room mi did dere. Mi tell dem fe stop chat so much cuz dem mek mi arm throb wid every syllable...cha! Mi hirritable tuh RASS! Mi ago link de docta and tell im sey mi cyaan gwaan pon 8 hours per day. Mi ago finish dis week fe give it a fair shot.

Mi have almoas 6 thousand emails fe sort and read and delete! CHA! Mi cyaan access any of mi systems...so mi dere pon chill huntil IT reset mi profile.

Whaa gwaan?

Hey doll;

How are you puttus???? Very elated to see you on board. I am so sorry you are hurting. Have you tried taking Ibuprophen to help with the discomfort? i wish I was there to give you a massage. uumm

[jawi876 2]

Mawning All,

Mi decide fi post deh chuckle ova yahsuh...fi keep deh thread going inna Jawi's absence...

Enjoy...Jones mi gyal mi 'appy fi see yuh come back and feelin' likkle better, we did miss yuh!

Hey, I was looking all over the Yardie thread for my joke today! You guys deserting us now or what? The Yardie thread is so quiet it's like a funeral

Not deserting ppl still check in..nothing is there..Here we have Jawi's fabulous story to read everyday..and patois is not a problem here....don't wanna drive everyone crazy trying to read patois

Kimmy

eeeehhhnnnn??? Tonks Kimmy...yuh tek de wurds from mi mout. Gawd knoa mi type and herase before mi respond. woo-sah!

Hennyway, peeps mi shoulda and arm ah pain all day...mi team chat loud and ting bout dem miss mi. Mi feel like wan rhaatid Rompa Room mi did dere. Mi tell dem fe stop chat so much cuz dem mek mi arm throb wid every syllable...cha! Mi hirritable tuh RASS! Mi ago link de docta and tell im sey mi cyaan gwaan pon 8 hours per day. Mi ago finish dis week fe give it a fair shot.

Mi have almoas 6 thousand emails fe sort and read and delete! CHA! Mi cyaan access any of mi systems...so mi dere pon chill huntil IT reset mi profile.

Whaa gwaan?

Hey doll;

How are you puttus???? Very elated to see you on board. I am so sorry you are hurting. Have you tried taking Ibuprophen to help with the discomfort? i wish I was there to give you a massage. uumm

Hey Claire...

The docs gave me Vicodin but of course I can't take that at work. I just have to push through it you know. I won't let it beat me. Thanks for being so sweet. ((((Claire))))