My name ain't Stella....

[brownnskinn 0]

cause me and hubby a cuss welcome mia cuss bout him mumma and mi seh something and him blow it up inna something totally not what I meant..but when I looked at what he thought it meant...it can totally go that way too..so mi just shut and try fi mek it sound better some how

you, yours and mine both...why did I have de same break down in communication dis morning wit mi husbond Mi cuss em so bad, I felt bad afterward, but he deserved it, he can turn and twist words so some Ja words and US concepts just don't go hand and hand....now thinking bout how to mek it up to him.

ahahahaa..u see it..an dem nah budge enuh cause fi dem way a di only way....mi chat den mi business later..him lucke...him get ova it...mi get ackee and saltfish fi dinner

It sounds like we all need a cocktail tonight, I know I do!!! Here's some rum punch for everyone.

Good idea...I think i'll mek some...mek hubby forget bout how mi cuss em eariler. BTW..anyone tired the over proof rum, hubby brought back some from JA...it's nice....

Love the Over Proof rum, the guy from our corner store has been trying to order me some rum cream but I think it'd be easier if I just went back to JA and got it myself. Lol I'm making myself sound like a drunk.

Classy and Den...di to aonnuh a rum head..bout overproff RUM..mi troat woulda bun up..Translation for Classy....U are a alcoholic overproof rum burns my throat like fire ...

I know. It burms like heaven...no seriously I don't drink much. On New Yars eve hubby had the nerve to mix it with some Baily's(sp) It was hot like fire. I could only have a sip, I was out like a light!

Let mi see if dis wuk now:

Melodee's dress:

I'm lovin it!!!!!

[brownnskinn 0]

Lawd yes mi ere ov deh XXX.

Night Kimmy see yuh inna deh aftanoon

I waan fi check it out when mi guh dung! I heard that it's a strip club...but also a club club...I've never been to a strip club before and life is too darn short fi deal wid too many hang ups! Ken is like "Yuh MAD...but mi love yuh fuh dat!"

Mi cousin tell mi it's 'OFF DEH HOOK!!!' Jus' checking fi see if hennyone else 'ave an opinion bout hit!

Love ya,

Gill

My husband promises to take mi there when we go back,only for sight seeing. He used to take tourist there all the time. He claims he wouldn't be caught dead there alone because of the sexual activity and the stripping.

[Shemmy 4]

Lawd yes mi ere ov deh XXX.

Night Kimmy see yuh inna deh aftanoon

I waan fi check it out when mi guh dung! I heard that it's a strip club...but also a club club...I've never been to a strip club before and life is too darn short fi deal wid too many hang ups! Ken is like "Yuh MAD...but mi love yuh fuh dat!"

Mi cousin tell mi it's 'OFF DEH HOOK!!!' Jus' checking fi see if hennyone else 'ave an opinion bout hit!

Love ya,

Gill

Good morning.

My aunt celebrated her 50th birthday in Mobay last November. The guys who worked at the resort told us about sexual acts at the strip club off the hip strip. There's a famous midget who has a 12-inch member everyone kept talking him. I think he performs in Mobay and Negril. I talked two of my brothers-in-law into taking us there. Needless to say we never saw the show...we waited for 2 hours. My aunt was so upset...we had to drag the woman outta the club She kept saying...where's the #######??

[Forever Young 1]

Lawd yes mi ere ov deh XXX.

Night Kimmy see yuh inna deh aftanoon

I waan fi check it out when mi guh dung! I heard that it's a strip club...but also a club club...I've never been to a strip club before and life is too darn short fi deal wid too many hang ups! Ken is like "Yuh MAD...but mi love yuh fuh dat!"

Mi cousin tell mi it's 'OFF DEH HOOK!!!' Jus' checking fi see if hennyone else 'ave an opinion bout hit!

Love ya,

Gill

Good morning.

My aunt celebrated her 50th birthday in Mobay last November. The guys who worked at the resort told us about sexual acts at the strip club off the hip strip. There's a famous midget who has a 12-inch member everyone kept talking him. I think he performs in Mobay and Negril. I talked two of my brothers-in-law into taking us there. Needless to say we never saw the show...we waited for 2 hours. My aunt was so upset...we had to drag the woman outta the club She kept saying...where's the #######??

...YES!!! That's what my cousin told mi...bout deh midget wid deh memorable memba!!

Bless,

Gill

P.S.- Mi nuh blame yah Auntie!!!!

Edited January 3, 2008 by Deyoungting

[Forever Young 1]

**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE**********

Mawning Fam,

Hope ya'll are doing well tiddeh...IT IS FREEZING IN NY tiddeh...How is it where you are? Well, I hope everyone had a good night! Hopefully Classy didn't get you too drunk wid dem cocktail deh!!

Look 'ere, mi sarry if mi post dis wan before...but mi lose mi list of wah mi post and nuh post...however, this one bares repeating hennyway!!

Have a bless-ed day !!

Gill

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How To Love Your Jamaican Man

1. Never ask where yu man has been, where him coming from or where him going Don't always feel him going to another woman. If yu treated him right he will soon come back. If him don't come back, well you have to work pon dat!

2. Always make sure de food deh pon de table when him come thru de door. Member, "regular fried dumpling keeps your man a humping".

3. Don't forget the "Irish Moss" and "Guinness". A nuff ah dem like pork, but just don't call it pork ... yu mad! Call it a fancy foreign name like ham or franks! Ah it dem mother did grow dem up pon.

4. Never get upset if he accidentally sleeps with yuh friend, sister, or even mother. That only means he is a good man, dem would have never slept with him if him was worthless! Is dem fault fi a pressure him!

5. Never tell yuh man seh yu pregnant - well, not til yuh hide him passport!

6. Never ask how many baby mother yuh man have. Dis may lead to embarrassment because him may have lost count.

7. If him grab yuh up! Tell him that's not how to show love, some think that is the way but don't call de police. It don't mek no sense, because you always end up bailing him out of jail.

8. Never tell yuh man is not your real hair! Dem love long hair gal. Keep telling him dat you're half-Chinese or yu have Indjun in yuh family.

9. Don't listen to your girlfriends advice, especially if dem don't have no man. How can someone with no man tell you how to keep one. Dem always telling you that 'him controlling yu'. She just want someone to keep her company because she have no man. Some of dem even have funny intentions.

10. Never ask to drive your man's car, or give him directions, or tell him to ask for directions when he is lost. Him soon find him way! Grin and bear it.

11. Never ask for your man's home number and address ... some ladies get this strange idea after seeing their man fe three years and having several children for him that this somehow entitles dem to dis privileged information. Be realistic! The relationship is still in its early stages. However, your man might feel generous and offer up his cell phone or pager digits. Be grateful!!!

[Yaads 0]

Good Morning! Is this week over yet??? For it to only be a 3 day work week it sure is the week from hell.

JAwi..mi luv u..ur wish is my command...putus !

Good. Bring my man out of Canada.

hhahahaaaa...waooieeee !!!! ok..how u want him come..inna a suit case, inna di trunk ar wah

try di trunk first...inna suitcase would be hard.

Hush Jawi (((Big hugs))) I hope you can visit him soon.

Sorry you had such a rough day Phatty. I hope that tomorrow is better.

My goodness Maddy I hope today is a way better day for you.

[Yaads 0]

I love all the dresses Great choice Jawi!

Thanks for the imaginary cocktails...I sure needed them When I used to drink, overproof was the only way to go for me I also loved fruity drinks. I don't drink anymore but I sure had my time.

My 2008 is gearing up to be the year from hell and we are only 3 days in I am trying to stay positive but all these people are pushing and pushing and they are gonna push me over the edge of no return if they don't watch themselves. Dyam people

Edited January 3, 2008 by Yardiewife

[Mrs. Smith 0]

I just want to thank you ladies for offering your support!!! You would just reaaly think that more than anything that coming from such a country where there is limited oppurtunity for growth to a country where there is crazy oppurtunities, and to have someone that is willing to be there for you no matter what, to just stay like they did back home....

This man I married wants children, well I feel like I married one..... I can not choose to fullfill my future with someone that chooses not to better themselves, and then o bring a child into the situation. He has this mindset that it would make things better. I might have been a fool for luv, but I have seen enough in my days that having children does not fix anything!!!!!!

[*JG* 2]

I just want to thank you ladies for offering your support!!! You would just reaaly think that more than anything that coming from such a country where there is limited oppurtunity for growth to a country where there is crazy oppurtunities, and to have someone that is willing to be there for you no matter what, to just stay like they did back home....

This man I married wants children, well I feel like I married one..... I can not choose to fullfill my future with someone that chooses not to better themselves, and then o bring a child into the situation. He has this mindset that it would make things better. I might have been a fool for luv, but I have seen enough in my days that having children does not fix anything!!!!!!

Wise words on your part.

[Forever Young 1]

I just want to thank you ladies for offering your support!!! You would just reaaly think that more than anything that coming from such a country where there is limited oppurtunity for growth to a country where there is crazy oppurtunities, and to have someone that is willing to be there for you no matter what, to just stay like they did back home....

This man I married wants children, well I feel like I married one..... I can not choose to fullfill my future with someone that chooses not to better themselves, and then o bring a child into the situation. He has this mindset that it would make things better. I might have been a fool for luv, but I have seen enough in my days that having children does not fix anything!!!!!!

Good for you Suzy!!! Having children does NOT fix anything...it just further complicates your issues! I totally agree with you on the ambition thing! That was one of the things I refused to settle on after my first marriage ended. My ex thinks it's fine to not work, not pay child support, sit on his able-bodied a$$ and collect state and federal aid!! And scam the system into getting more $$ I HATE THAT MENTALITY!!!!! No one OWES you ANYTHING that you don't go out and BUST your a$$ for!!!

Unfortunately, it has been my experience that 'no ambition' is not something that will easily change in a person unless they are willing to make that change! I agree it is shocking that someone that had no opportunity made it to the LAND of opportunities and isn't snatching up every last one to make a difference in your lives!!

That's really what attracted me to my fiance, even in JA. he is a hustler (legal type)! I love that he aims to do better in life and isn't afraid of getting his hands dirty to achieve our success!

I'll support you to the hilt on this one!! If homeboy doesn't change his thinking...then guess what... maybe 'im need fi guh HOME (JA.) and reconsider his options! Cause Chica... Like mi Granny used to seh..."Mi Chile, yuh nuh need nuh Man fi duh bad wid yuh...Yuh caan duh bad hall by yuhself!!!"

Blessed love and good luck to you,

Gill

[phatmadame81 0]

Mi his sorry. Mi sweetie called, and we are not dealing with the separation well at all. Why is it so much harder now than when he was in Jamaica? He got a prepaid phone so he doesn't have to tie up the phone at the house he is staying in...but the reception is horrible.

Mi shoulda pain mi...de two of we sound so pitiful, and mi nuh knoa whaa fe do tuh cheer im up. Mi need tree hof dem drinks tuh.

Let mi see if dis wuk now:

Melodee's dress:

So sorry to hear that your shoulder is paining you..I know it is hard to deal with your "sweetie" not being there but come take a drink wid wi..........you dey pon meds you sure you can have them?

I LOVE Melodee's dress.

[Yaads 0]

Sorry to hear your shoulder is hurting you Jawi Take it easy and I hope and pray it starts feeling better.

[Yaads 0]

Goodness...where is everyone today?

[Yaads 0]

Don't ya just love this smilie...it is my new favorite.

Edited January 3, 2008 by Yardiewife

[phatmadame81 0]

Hello everyone.....good afternoon.

mi late mi know but the dang whistle blower decided to stand over mi shoulders.....

Don't ya just love this smilie...

:lol:cute...really catures the feeling of lonliness ...