My name ain't Stella....

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phatmadam,

Don't blame we, for what was in u all along, lol

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Melodee: Eh? Jamaican? It’s called patois Ian.

Ian: Yeah…yeah. Talk patios to me girl!

Melodee: Alrigh mi yout. Mi ago mek yuh bawl hout when mi quint hup mi pums pon yuh star. Den mi ago sit pon yuh face like chair. Yuh wan fe nyam mi punnany Blackas?

Ian: Yeah…yeah and all that!

Melodee: Mi need fe see yuh ‘old a bath star! Mi dere wid yuh fe de full day, and mi nuh see yuh touch de wata. Gwaan dutty bwoy!

Ian: What?

Melodee: Ian. You want me to chat to you, but you don’t understand. I said “Go and freshen up, and I will wait for you out here.”

Ian: Oh. Damn Shorty. It was sexier in patios. Come wash my back? I want you with me.

Melodee: Alrigh…mi soon come. Gwaan go do a ting and mi soon reach.

Ian: Sh**, you are sexy as he**! But, I don’t have a clue what you just said.

Melodee: *kiss teet* Just go and do your thing, I will be in in a minute.

Ian: Oh, okay. Don’t make me wait too long.

*Dances into the bathroom as he removes his clothes. Ian can’t believe how smoothly he explained away the airport trick’s handwriting all over his chest. Melodee was mad cool because Toya would have thrown a royal bit** fest all night over it. Ian strolls over and starts the shower, then he stares at his physique in the mirror. He loves looking at himself. When the mirror fogs up from the steam, Ian slowly saunters into the walk-in shower stall.

Melodee waits impatiently to hear Ian close the shower stall door, and she creeps out to the verandah with her cell phone. She exhales and dials.*

RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIINNNNNNNNN

Tru ting dat - he rode on the back of the pickup and naah freshen up fram when? Dutty bwoy!

lawd what a odor a come offah him...........

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Toya: Oh Mya! I’m so happy for you! Now, you know there is no way I’m going to let you help me clear the wedding site. You can come along so I can keep a watchful eye on you, but you will be reclining the entire time with your feet up.

Mya: T. I’m fine. I can help out in small ways.

Tradee: NO! Didn’t you hear the doctor?

Mya: I was only meaning that I could tie ribbons and arrange flowers or something…all while sitting. Please don’t treat me like an invalid or baby.

Tradee: Mya. Please. You are going to have to listen. The doctor knows best. You need to call the airline and postpone your trip back until we know for sure that you are alright.

Mya: Travis! I am listening baby. I’m sure that is not your sole reason for wanting me to postpone my flight. You are not slick! I love you man.

Tradee: I love you too, and I’m sorry.

Mya: Come here Daddy and give mommy a kiss.

Fitz: *Clearing throat* Hhhhmmmppprrrhhh! Toya honey, I think we can leave and take care of our business. Hey guys, we will meet you outside in about 15 or 20 minutes alright?

Tradee: *Barely listening and waving the other couple off absently* Likkle more…soon come. Respect.

Mya: Uuuummmm…see…y-you…soon. DAAADDDYY you are driving me crazy! Do you think the doctor wants me to hold off on ummm…you know?

Tradee: You would be resting…with your feet up. So, my guess is no.

Toya: Get a room already! Oops…I mean get your own room outside of a public hospital! Ha-ha. See you outside.

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This is for people on this thread who shall remain nameless you know who you are

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You just can't take retin-A until after you stop breastfeeding though so you have to use something else until then. Ask your dermatologist for what is safe while breastfeeding. i use Retin-A on my face and neck and man!....it knocks out the blemishes and wrikles in about 3 weeks you have baby face skin! I get in in Mexico....shhh!!

Mexico huh? Is it pretty expensive? I have some stretchmarks from puberty I would love to get rid of them but never found something that really worked...although they all claim to

That sounds good, but alot of things claim towork, and never do.

this does?

Is it OTC or I have to get a prescrip? Help a sister out would you please...

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Ian sits down on the shower floor, and leans back so that he is directly underneath Melodee’s parted legs. He begins to honor her commands to taste her nectar. Ian uses his tongue and fingers at the same time to explore the depths of her sticky sweetness. Melodee’s knees almost give out from the overwhelming feeling of his warm mouth combined with the hot steamy shower. She grips the cool tile with splayed fingers, and her face is flush with the surface of the wet shower wall. Melodee begins crying as wave after wave of her first multiple orgasm crashes through her body. Her trembling thighs smack the sides of Ian’s face softly.

Ian gently guides Melodee away from his face, and places his back on the wall. He coaxes her to sit down on his waiting lap. Melodee immediately employs years of dancehall moves as she expertly rides his stiff tool. She wines, bounces, ticks, tocks and twirks until Ian is screaming from the intensity of his own orgasm.

Wooiieee! Bwoy Jawi ah send wi home fi de holidays wid one wicked part of de story

good cause mi need it...

Thanks Jawi

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Fitz grabs Toya’s butt teasingly, and she puts her hand in his rear pocket to embrace his waist. The couple walks out to find out where they pick up their results. Tradee refuses to let Mya walk. He grabs a wheelchair, and wheels her out to the front of the hospital. Mya knows that it is pointless to argue with him, so she settles in for the resulting pampering. They are startled by their friends running out of the hospital laughing and screaming.

Toya: I’M NEGATIVE!!! We are NEGATIVE! I DON’T HAVE IT!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL! WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HHHOOOOOOO!!! THANK YOU LORD JESUS!!!! YES GOD!

Fitz: YEAH MAN!!!!! BUMBBOOOOCLLAA**! Mi knoa yuh neva hinfected! Mi knoa ie!

Fitz stops just outside, turns on his heel and picks Toya up in a big bear hug. He begins spinning her around and around. Toya looks down at Fitz, and leans in to give him a huge kiss. Fitz and Toya kiss and spin…spin and kiss. It is obvious that the more they kiss and spin, the more heated and passionate the kiss becomes because Fitz begins kneading Toya’s ample backside with his large hands. They are both moaning audibly, and their breathing is equally heavy and labored.

Mya: EXCUSE YOU?? Ha-ha! Who needs the room now?

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You just can't take retin-A until after you stop breastfeeding though so you have to use something else until then. Ask your dermatologist for what is safe while breastfeeding. i use Retin-A on my face and neck and man!....it knocks out the blemishes and wrikles in about 3 weeks you have baby face skin! I get in in Mexico....shhh!!

Mexico huh? Is it pretty expensive? I have some stretchmarks from puberty I would love to get rid of them but never found something that really worked...although they all claim to

no its cheap cheap in Mexico. Thats why i get it there, cause you need a prescription here and its like $30+ in the states, about $10 in mexico at la farmacia, with no prescription. But I'm close enough to the border or always know someone going there to get some. otherwise get one from your doc its lasts like a year!

you see it pays to read ahead before asking, here is the answer to the question.

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OK..MI no know bout everybody else but me waahn feel special TO !..mi waan knoe EVERYBODY else

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Is she gonna end up preggers too?

Mi his gwaan give oonu a quiz every week. Rememba Melodee is barren from an abortion.

Jawi is getting serious on us...watch out all Give de test! Mi will do fine!

Jawi...how are you doing? Everything alright?

Mi knoa puttus...yuh mi star pupil. Jonesie, Gillie, Kimmy, and Lita always manage tuh find ah way tuh twist de story up wid dem hown versions. Oh and ow can mi forget PhatM.

But Jawi mi nuh do nuttin...........

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Is she gonna end up preggers too?

Mi his gwaan give oonu a quiz every week. Rememba Melodee is barren from an abortion.

Jawi is getting serious on us...watch out all Give de test! Mi will do fine!

Jawi...how are you doing? Everything alright?

Mi knoa puttus...yuh mi star pupil. Jonesie, Gillie, Kimmy, and Lita always manage tuh find ah way tuh twist de story up wid dem hown versions. Oh and ow can mi forget PhatM.

Cha *kissteet*

Hahahaha

Don't be jealous

When I saw this I couldn't stop laughing.....

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Goodafternoon all......

Santa was here visiting today, so I am late.he brought alot for the kids

Hello

Santa already visited? Your kids are lucky. Santa visited us here at work but it was WAY awkward

yeah he came by my work...we had a large donation of gifts fo teh kids ( about 3 different vendors ) , I was looking something for my son, I already got him all the educational toys so heck I wanted to give him a little robot or something like that.....but nothing, this year they were cheap with the kids.

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Tradee: Mi dere yere mi yout. Look mi and Mya wait pon de docta dem at St. Ann’s. Mya lick de grung a likkle dis mawnin. Nuh man…har alrigh. Mi jus bring har fe mek sure nutten nuh gwaan wid de…ummm…wid har back and foot dem. Nuh everyting criss.

yeah right...unnu stop hide and tell teh people dem

Toya: Oh no! I hope everything is okay. Mya is never clumpsy. The day is shaping up rather interestingly. Okay. This too shall pass. This too shall pass!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH , see it this too shall pass

phatmadam,

Don't blame we, for what was in u all along, lol

I ain't blaming a single soul. , I is just saying dat, mi start get bare face since mi now seh unnu deh back mi.........

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good ova evilllshe no ha HIV ..but I know who does ....MELODEE u no know wah a come ur way..blasted skettel

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You're welcome I have been stockpiling saltfish and "eating healthy" the last few days so that this whole Christmas weekend I can eat "bad for me" JA food...saltfish, fried dumpling, regular dumpling, christmas cake, gizzada, grater cake, hardough bread, bammy...I am not going to eat one darn vegetable or healthy thing this whole weekend

dang girl......... how you eat "healthy" this time a year?

Well that is why I wrote "eating healthy" with quotes...cause it isn't really healthy...just healthier than I could be doing

oh I see...