My name ain't Stella....

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

My son doesn't know about writing letters to Santa lol....

He's getting the new slim PSP, an mp3 player, a toy ATM machine and some other bits...

That little boy of yours is sooooooooooooo cute.......... you and your husband sure can re-produce well .

thanks, funny thing is, someone said the same thing to me yesterday...I see your journey has come to an end..hope it isn`t too hard for you....

[phatmadame81 0]

My son doesn't know about writing letters to Santa lol....

He's getting the new slim PSP, an mp3 player, a toy ATM machine and some other bits...

That little boy of yours is sooooooooooooo cute.......... you and your husband sure can re-produce well .

thanks, funny thing is, someone said the same thing to me yesterday...I see your journey has come to an end..hope it isn`t too hard for you....

You are welcome, that is funny though, you really do have a cute baby

Yes it has come to an end, but THIS TOO SHALL PASS......

thanks for caring though.

Jawi's story is my distraction right now along with my son...(bites because he looks like him and he is constantly asking for him)

Rambling..srry.......

I am gonna turn in.

Good night ladies.

[Marlita 0]

I still need to get my mom a digital camera from Ebay, but now its so late that it won't get to me in time!

I just went shopping for my Angel Tree child and Lawd Gawd! mi buy hup ah whole heap ah tings! I haven't shopped for a 1 year old in a long time and now that my clock is ticking and I am in baby fever mind I must've wanted to buy everything. I had a little boy but there were so many little girl things. I already know its gonna be obnoxious when I have my kids. They gonna be some spoiled likkle pickney!

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

You are welcome, that is funny though, you really do have a cute baby

Yes it has come to an end, but THIS TOO SHALL PASS......

thanks for caring though.

Jawi's story is my distraction right now along with my son...(bites because he looks like him and he is constantly asking for him)

Rambling..srry.......

I am gonna turn in.

Good night ladies.

Listen here woman, if you can't ramble here, where can you?

Ramble as much and as often as you need to, most of us have been through it in one way or another.....

I know the feeling about mirror image!!!

But you have a blessing there...I find no matter how sad I've been, my son always got me through, just by being him......Is your son looking forward to Christmas?

Hugs and much love to you......

[Forever Young 1]

You are welcome, that is funny though, you really do have a cute baby

Yes it has come to an end, but THIS TOO SHALL PASS......

thanks for caring though.

Jawi's story is my distraction right now along with my son...(bites because he looks like him and he is constantly asking for him)

Rambling..srry.......

I am gonna turn in.

Good night ladies.

Listen here woman, if you can't ramble here, where can you?

Ramble as much and as often as you need to, most of us have been through it in one way or another.....

I know the feeling about mirror image!!!

But you have a blessing there...I find no matter how sad I've been, my son always got me through, just by being him......Is your son looking forward to Christmas?

Hugs and much love to you......

DITTO...RAMBLE AWAY!!!! Trust me we all understand and you are in my prayers Maddy! I remember the days that I would go down on my knees and THANK G-D for my boys...because they were the only things that got me through!

Baby Girl, you will get through this...there is light at the other side of your dark tunnel! Have faith and he shall deliver you!

Feel free to ramble, bawl or whatever you want on this thread...we are family and you will find no judgments here, only support!

Bless-ed love and prayers,

Gill

Edited December 18, 2007 by Deyoungting

[Forever Young 1]

**********TUESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Mawning All,

FIRST AND FOREMOST...GOOD LUCK SHARON & OMAR (KINGSTONJAMAICA)... sending you nothing but POSITIVE VIBES!!!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY JA TAM...Wishing you and Aaron MANY MANY MANY more years of happiness together and a FRUITFUL 2008!!!

Bless-ed love to all,

Gill

P.S.- Hope everyone has a great day and hopefully all Christmas shopping is done or whining down at this point (I know mine ain't )

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Gizzadas For Her Husband

An elderly Jamaican man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Jamaican pastry, 'Gizzada' wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen.

Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally dozens of Gizzadas.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the Gizzada was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a Gizzada at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a 'dutch-pot' by his wife......

'Move yu back-side!" she said, "Dem ya a fe you nine-nite."

[Jengles 0]

so last night we're watching the news and hear about two guys that escaped from prison in new jersey, they used a piece of wire to dig a tunnel through cement blocks, than used a piece of pipe for something else and crawled thru the tunnel to the roof and jumped from the roof across 15 feet over barbed wire and down 30 feet.

after the person finishes saying everything they did to escape. mr jengles turns to me and says "see dem two man deh, me nah ramp wid dem" I almost fell of the couch

[Jengles 0]

hahahaa..Gill u too funny...Vj nah pay fi di yah Masters ..so, until den all A papers...ahahahaa

wid u mad self

THAT'S ROY-IGHT!!!!

Love yah...yuh doan nuh mi mad from lang time!

Bless- Bless,

Gill

long long time ...how the boys ?

Dem good..ah drive mi bloodcl**t crazy cause dem keep switching up wah dem waan fi Christmas...it's about to be a pissa coal in a second!! Surfing ebay all mawning looking fi one likkle foo-foo video game... Den mi git a "revised" letter tuh Santa yesterday hasking for a Wii!!! Mi haffi give hit tuh dem straight...Santa mailbox LACKHOFF!!! :angry: A wait til last minute fi spring sittin like dat pon poor Santa!!

How bout Kimora...wah she looking for?

Gill

that is too cute, a revised letter from Santa...my child don't know nothing bout no santa list...he came home a chat bout Kwanza...

That is so funny, because mine did the same...Kwanzee this Kwanza that................

Hear him: Mommy you cel-bar-a- teeeee Kwan ( I was cracking up)

So I said spell what you talking about he said qurbzs ( he is the funniest), it is a good thing he is only 5 or I would have some serious problemssssssssss

My son came in today and said, my christmas tree is so small I want you to decorate it more, oh yeah tell Santa that he should becareful and not knock it over with his stomach..........I was dying.........

How you ladies holding up..........8 days more to go, and then it is Christmas....

Jawi how ar eyou?

JOnesie....how are you doing???????

Gill hush you can't help it with kids, watch and see even Christams day they gonna ask for somethign else. Fi i him dis a get the Leapster l-mas the leapfrog tv game and some games for his gameboy and Playstsion 2wwith a few other EDUCATIONAL toys............

How does your son like the leapfrog stuff, my son only likes it when the cartridges have charcacters from the TV i.e. Diego, dora and stuff like that. I'm replacing his V-tech learning system for x-mas, he thinks he's playing video games and I don't let him think any differently. he's getting the transformers voice changer for x-mas, funny how he knows all about transformers and didn't even see the movie.

[phatmadame81 0]

You are welcome, that is funny though, you really do have a cute baby

Yes it has come to an end, but THIS TOO SHALL PASS......

thanks for caring though.

Jawi's story is my distraction right now along with my son...(bites because he looks like him and he is constantly asking for him)

Rambling..srry.......

I am gonna turn in.

Good night ladies.

Listen here woman, if you can't ramble here, where can you?

Ramble as much and as often as you need to, most of us have been through it in one way or another.....

I know the feeling about mirror image!!!

But you have a blessing there...I find no matter how sad I've been, my son always got me through, just by being him......Is your son looking forward to Christmas?

Hugs and much love to you......

Mornign Ladies,

Thanks for all the kind words

I am holding up but it gets harder by the day especially now in this season.I guess I choose a bad time of the year to call it quits.

Yes he is looking forward to Christmas....it is all he speaks about every day.....he is so cute.........but to make matters worst I am taking it all out on him........I need a break from this all.

How did you guys get over this, did it take long?

While going through it did you ever think you are doing something wrong and want to go back and try and fix it?

[Jengles 0]

CORPORATE HOLIDAY MEMO:

December 1st

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take

place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. There will be

lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols.

Feel free to sing along! And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up

dressed as Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree! Exchange of

gifts among employees can be done at that time. No gift should be

over $10.

Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Patty Lewis

Human Resources Director

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December 2nd

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish

employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday that

often coincides with Christmas (though unfortunately not this

year). However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party."

The same policy applies to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at

this time. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols

sung. Happy Holidays to you and your family.

Patty Lewis

Human Resources Director

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December 3rd

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

Regarding the anonymous note I received from a member of Alcoholics

Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, I'm happy to accommodate

this request. However, don't forget, if I put a sign on the table

that reads, "AA Only," you won't be anonymous anymore. In addition,

forget about the gifts exchange. No gifts will be allowed since the

union members feel that $10 is too much money.

Patty Lewis

Human Researchers Director

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December 7th

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

I've arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest

from the dessert buffet and pregnant women closest to the

restrooms. All Gay men are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not

have to sit with the gay men; each will have their own table. Yes,

there will be a flower arrangement for the gay men's table. Happy

now?

Patty Lewis

Human Racehorses Director

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December 9th

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

People, people -- nothing sinister was intended by wanting our CEO

to play Santa Claus! Even if the anagram of "Santa" does happen to

be "Satan," there is no evil connotation to our own "little man in

a red suit."

Patty Lewis

Human Ratraces

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December 10th

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

Vegetarians --I've had it with you people!! We're going to hold

this party at Luigi's Open Pit, whether you like it or not. You can

just sit at the table farthest from the "grill of death," as you

put it, and you'll get salad bar only, including hydroponic

tomatoes. But, you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream

when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them right

now...Ha! I hope you all have a rotten holiday!

Drive drunk and die, you hear me?

Patty Lewis

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December 14th

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy

recovery from her stress-related illness. I'll continue to forward

your cards to her at the sanitarium. In the meantime, management

has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the

afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.

Happy Holidays!

Terri Bishop

Acting Human Resources Director

[Marie876 0]

Marie where have you been

I was so busy with finals but I'm done now. Just a gwan easy still

[Jengles 0]

phatmadam

breakups are hard and can take years to get over and yes sometimes the feelings are there to go back and to make sure you are doing the right thing..but only you know that..

now we both know that little son of yours is totally innocent and needs Mommy now more than ever to let him know that everything is right in the world...get into the celebration for him and pay him lots of extra attention and start some new traditions if possible..

[Marie876 0]

Mornin everyone! It feels so good to be on school holiday but I won't be in JA cuz the plane fare too dare

Gill - When is rebel salute? And do you know the line up for this year? I've never been and my SO says its always a good show.

Hey Marie...welcome back!! Studies and school work done!!?? Not Skylarking like some people wi knoa...right?

Rebel Salute is January 12, 2008 in St Elizabeth. they announce the official line up on December 27, 2007. However, it is the 15th year Anniversary and everybody is banging pon Tony Rebel door fi git in! I just waan fi knoa seh Jah Cure a guh be dehso!! I CAN'T WAIT!!! Although mi arready tell Ken...mi a guh haffi eat good before wi guh...cause dem nuh ave NO MEAT ATALL!!!! Strictly Veg, fruit and 'ERB !!

Bless-ed,

Gill

Thanks for the info. I'll have school but if Air Jamaica has any special I'll try go for the wknd. But I would LOVE to see Jah Cure

[phatmadame81 0]

**********TUESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Mawning All,

FIRST AND FOREMOST...GOOD LUCK SHARON & OMAR (KINGSTONJAMAICA)... sending you nothing but POSITIVE VIBES!!!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY JA TAM...Wishing you and Aaron MANY MANY MANY more years of happiness together and a FRUITFUL 2008!!!

Bless-ed love to all,

Gill

P.S.- Hope everyone has a great day and hopefully all Christmas shopping is done or whining down at this point (I know mine ain't )

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****

Gizzadas For Her Husband

An elderly Jamaican man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Jamaican pastry, 'Gizzada' wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen.

Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally dozens of Gizzadas.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the Gizzada was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a Gizzada at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a 'dutch-pot' by his wife......

'Move yu back-side!" she said, "Dem ya a fe you nine-nite."

That is too funny

[phatmadame81 0]

so last night we're watching the news and hear about two guys that escaped from prison in new jersey, they used a piece of wire to dig a tunnel through cement blocks, than used a piece of pipe for something else and crawled thru the tunnel to the roof and jumped from the roof across 15 feet over barbed wire and down 30 feet.

after the person finishes saying everything they did to escape. mr jengles turns to me and says "see dem two man deh, me nah ramp wid dem" I almost fell of the couch

Lol, mr jengles you not the only one who nah ramp wod demmmmm. Gotta go make a few calls to them people in NJ.