My name ain't Stella....

[jawi876 2]

u got that right./......hahaa...Clairey u back..u can log on ?...It look like u and Gill affi go draw fi oonuh PILLOWS AGAIN...ahhahaaa...waooooeeeeuiii

Mek mi repawt yuh and have yuh banned from mi tread. Mi his once again part of the pillow party!

[jawi876 2]

Melodee: Bumbocla**! Whaa de raass?! Have you lost your mind or what?

Ian: Huh? What? What did I do wrong? You know you like it rough bit**! All of you like it when a man takes charge and shows you who’s the boss. Now come over here and swallow my di** bit**!

Melodee: *Slaps the fire out of Ian with her open palm* PHOCK YOU YOU SICK BA$*ARD!! Mi nuh knoa who yuh a chat wid dat slackness! Yuh chat phockery mi yout! Yuh brite! Chat bout! CHA!

[SupportOAFJF 0]

u got that right./......hahaa...Clairey u back..u can log on ?...It look like u and Gill affi go draw fi oonuh PILLOWS AGAIN...ahhahaaa...waooooeeeeuiii

Mek mi repawt yuh and have yuh banned from mi tread. Mi his once again part of the pillow party!

ahahhaa..ahahhaah....hushhhhh putus...mi know di feeling ..u gwaan wid u bad self

Melodee: Bumbocla**! Whaa de raass?! Have you lost your mind or what?

Ian: Huh? What? What did I do wrong? You know you like it rough bit**! All of you like it when a man takes charge and shows you who’s the boss. Now come over here and swallow my di** bit**!

Melodee: *Slaps the fire out of Ian with her open palm* PHOCK YOU YOU SICK BA$*ARD!! Mi nuh knoa who yuh a chat wid dat slackness! Yuh chat phockery mi yout! Yuh brite! Chat bout! CHA!

BAP BAP BAP MELODEE !!!..him no 'ear bout u....wah 'im really feel like....straight box fi a bwoy....

[Forever Young 1]

Kimmy...I now the general consensus is that Jamaican men don't bowcat. But, I haven't met him yet. Alas, I can only write from my experiences. I have met those that try and bawl about it in the beginning...but patience is definitely a virtue. (ah joke mi mek...my experiences are definitely limited kikikiki)

As soon as I can get them questioning it, and why we love it so much...I know that I've got to do my best to educate them on the positives...kikikikiki

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ..Dyam right Jaws!!! Patience is definitely a virtue inna dat arena! EDUCATE DEM JAWS, EDUCATE DEM!!!!

Blessed, Gill

[Forever Young 1]

HEYYYYYY!!!!! What did I miss? Jawi, you are back!!! I got goose pimples when I logged on and saw your name and that you were posting. How have you been? How are you? I sure hope you are much better. YEAH!!!!

Anyway, girl yuh story still a mek me pum a go twep twep. You have awakened the sleeping monster. Kimmieeeee and Gillllyyy wha we a gu do. Oh Kimmie yuh have Kashi. Gilly, girl, we have fe go hold on tight. This yah installment hot, hot hot.

Hey precious! I couldn't leave you guys hanging for too long. I'm feeling a lot better. I still have some rough days, but not everyday like before. I'm going to try and take it easy with the typing, and not overdo it. I hope that you guys enjoy the latest installments.

LOVE OONU!

Yeah..the whole GANG is back...except for our Jonesie!! How she doing Jaws??? Mi miss har and har likkle sassy self!! Please send her our love and hoping dat our baby bwoy reach here safe and sound!!

Love ya,

Gill

[Forever Young 1]

u got that right./......hahaa...Clairey u back..u can log on ?...It look like u and Gill affi go draw fi oonuh PILLOWS AGAIN...ahhahaaa...waooooeeeeuiii

Mek mi repawt yuh and have yuh banned from mi tread. Mi his once again part of the pillow party!

I told Ken you were back and better than ever...he said..."Ohhhh Lawd, Weh a guh back inna dat hagain? Nuh boddah wid deh bawlin hegen Baby Girl...duh!!! ...Mi ah go murdah Jawi wid har dyam scotch bonnet story!!" He was laughing so hard when I read him deh scene b/t Ras & Mya!!

Blessed, Gill

Edited December 11, 2007 by Deyoungting

[Forever Young 1]

u got that right./......hahaa...Clairey u back..u can log on ?...It look like u and Gill affi go draw fi oonuh PILLOWS AGAIN...ahhahaaa...waooooeeeeuiii

Mek mi repawt yuh and have yuh banned from mi tread. Mi his once again part of the pillow party!

ahahhaa..ahahhaah....hushhhhh putus...mi know di feeling ..u gwaan wid u bad self

Melodee: Bumbocla**! Whaa de raass?! Have you lost your mind or what?

Ian: Huh? What? What did I do wrong? You know you like it rough bit**! All of you like it when a man takes charge and shows you who’s the boss. Now come over here and swallow my di** bit**!

Melodee: *Slaps the fire out of Ian with her open palm* PHOCK YOU YOU SICK BA$*ARD!! Mi nuh knoa who yuh a chat wid dat slackness! Yuh chat phockery mi yout! Yuh brite! Chat bout! CHA!

BAP BAP BAP MELODEE !!!..him no 'ear bout u....wah 'im really feel like....straight box fi a bwoy....

Run guh git deh bucket fi 'im head now Mel!!!! Turn deh tide pon him claat!! I would love fi see Melodee tie him hup and give him a dyam good strapping!!!

Bless,

Gill

[Forever Young 1]

HEYYYYYY!!!!! What did I miss? Jawi, you are back!!! I got goose pimples when I logged on and saw your name and that you were posting. How have you been? How are you? I sure hope you are much better. YEAH!!!!

Anyway, girl yuh story still a mek me pum a go twep twep. You have awakened the sleeping monster. Kimmieeeee and Gillllyyy wha we a gu do. Oh Kimmie yuh have Kashi. Gilly, girl, we have fe go hold on tight. This yah installment hot, hot hot.

Dyamn Right Clairey mi girl!! How yuh duh? Lang time wi nuh 'ere from yuh!! Heveryting arright? Glad fi 'ave yuh back tuh!! I missed our likkle gang!! Jawi, yuh cyaan leave us hegen!! Deh family ain't deh same if one memba is missing!!

Love all of you guys!!! Yuh knoa wah...Where's Lita...mi haven't heard from she inna minute eedeh!!

Blessed,

Gillie

Edited December 11, 2007 by Deyoungting

[Forever Young 1]

**********TUESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Good Mawning All,

First, a special greetings fi our gyal, Jawi!!! Welcome Back mi love...wi did miss yuh!!

Arright on to deh chuckle...it's an oldie but still mek me smile!

Have a blessed day!

Much love/One love,

Gill

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Windows '98 - Yardie Version

Dear Customaz:

It look like dem mek mistake an ship out couple a copies a WINDOWS 98 YARDIE VERSION somewhere inna Idaho. If you good ole country folks in Idaho need a translatian fi di commaan dem, ere dem is:

When yuh open di Yardie edition yuh wi si di opening screen. It reads: "WINDAS 98", wit a background picture of Halfway Tree Square.

When yuh start di program yuh wi hear di bad bwoy antem: "Murda-ra Blood deh pan yuh shoulda" By Buju Banton".

Please also note:

Recycle Bin is labeled "General penitentiary"

My Computer is called "A Fimi Own"

The Inbox is referred to as "Barrel come"

Deleted Items are referred to as "Gaan, Rub out, Yuh Salt"

Dial up Networking is called "Ring mi Cellie"

Control Panel is known as the "Babylon"

Hard Drive is referred to as "Reema an Jungle"

Instead of an error message, "Ediat! Yuh know weh yuh a do?" pops up.

Performin' an "illegal operation" is known as "Smuggling not allowed unless part of the Govament"

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA YAADIE EDITION:

OK.............Cool Noh

Cancel.........No badda yaw man

Reset..........Rewine

Yes............Irie

No.............No sah

Find...........Look fi it

Browse.........Faas

Back...........Tun roun

Help...........(this is not a feature ... Jamaicans know it all an doan need noh help)

Stop...........Dun now

Start..........Gwan troo

Settings.......Di set up

Also note dat keyboard noh of di YARDIE EDITION no have di letter "H." Wi doan use dat in wi vocabulary So dis is how yuh mus type certain "H" words:

Help.........Elp

Horrible?....Arrible

Hart ??? ....Art

Heavy ??.....Eby

Honda??......Unda

Handkerchif..Kerchief

Holiday......Alliday

[jawi876 2]

Kimmy...I now the general consensus is that Jamaican men don't bowcat. But, I haven't met him yet. Alas, I can only write from my experiences. I have met those that try and bawl about it in the beginning...but patience is definitely a virtue. (ah joke mi mek...my experiences are definitely limited kikikiki)

As soon as I can get them questioning it, and why we love it so much...I know that I've got to do my best to educate them on the positives...kikikikiki

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ..Dyam right Jaws!!! Patience is definitely a virtue inna dat arena! EDUCATE DEM JAWS, EDUCATE DEM!!!!

Blessed, Gill

KIN TEET :D

[jawi876 2]

Yeah..the whole GANG is back...except for our Jonesie!! How she doing Jaws??? Mi miss har and har likkle sassy self!! Please send her our love and hoping dat our baby bwoy reach here safe and sound!!

Love ya,

Gill

Jonesie is okay...she is stretched to the limit literally and figuratively. The docs plan to sweep her membranes on Monday if she is still not in labor. She is ready to jump off the sidewalk. Keep her and little bit in your prayers because he is whipping her tailfeather.

[jawi876 2]

I told Ken you were back and better than ever...he said..."Ohhhh Lawd, Weh a guh back inna dat hagain? Nuh boddah wid deh bawlin hegen Baby Girl...duh!!! ...Mi ah go murdah Jawi wid har dyam scotch bonnet story!!" He was laughing so hard when I read him deh scene b/t Ras & Mya!!

Blessed, Gill

LMAO...yuh nuh easy! Im hooked doan? LOL. Mi bet yuh put de sexy voice inna im aize as yuh read...mek im cocky stand hup and jump. waaaaaaaaiiieee...A nuh lissen tuh ie...im say im nuh knoa whaa fe do wid de hood afterwards....LMAO!

[jawi876 2]

**********TUESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Good Mawning All,

First, a special greetings fi our gyal, Jawi!!! Welcome Back mi love...wi did miss yuh!!

Arright on to deh chuckle...it's an oldie but still mek me smile!

Have a blessed day!

Much love/One love,

Gill

*******************************************************************************

Windows '98 - Yardie Version

Dear Customaz:

It look like dem mek mistake an ship out couple a copies a WINDOWS 98 YARDIE VERSION somewhere inna Idaho. If you good ole country folks in Idaho need a translatian fi di commaan dem, ere dem is:

When yuh open di Yardie edition yuh wi si di opening screen. It reads: "WINDAS 98", wit a background picture of Halfway Tree Square.

When yuh start di program yuh wi hear di bad bwoy antem: "Murda-ra Blood deh pan yuh shoulda" By Buju Banton".

Please also note:

Recycle Bin is labeled "General penitentiary"

My Computer is called "A Fimi Own"

The Inbox is referred to as "Barrel come"

Deleted Items are referred to as "Gaan, Rub out, Yuh Salt"

Dial up Networking is called "Ring mi Cellie"

Control Panel is known as the "Babylon"

Hard Drive is referred to as "Reema an Jungle"

Instead of an error message, "Ediat! Yuh know weh yuh a do?" pops up.

Performin' an "illegal operation" is known as "Smuggling not allowed unless part of the Govament"

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA YAADIE EDITION:

OK.............Cool Noh

Cancel.........No badda yaw man

Reset..........Rewine

Yes............Irie

No.............No sah

Find...........Look fi it

Browse.........Faas

Back...........Tun roun

Help...........(this is not a feature ... Jamaicans know it all an doan need noh help)

Stop...........Dun now

Start..........Gwan troo

Settings.......Di set up

Also note dat keyboard noh of di YARDIE EDITION no have di letter "H." Wi doan use dat in wi vocabulary So dis is how yuh mus type certain "H" words:

Help.........Elp

Horrible?....Arrible

Hart ??? ....Art

Heavy ??.....Eby

Honda??......Unda

Handkerchif..Kerchief

Holiday......Alliday

rrrooooooooooolllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn!!! I have seen the others...but this one really got me this morning! LAWD!

[jawi876 2]

*Melodee moves to slide off the bed, but Ian grabs her leg and pulls her back to him. He enters her again roughly as he begins to bite her all over. When Melodee begins to scream, he covers her mouth with his wide hand. Ian begins growling like a wounded animal as he violently plummels into Mya’s body. He soon releases into the condom, but he won’t release her. Melodee cries in silent horror, unable to figure a way out of this madness. As quickly as the violence appeared, it disappeared. Ian became as gentle as a lamb as he started kissing her all over. Melodee turned her head in defiance, with a silent oath to herself that he could ravage her body but she would get just vengeance.*

Ian: What’s wrong baby? I thought you could handle the ride? Do you need a break before we continue? I am ready to love you for the rest of the night. I don’t know what you said to me…but it and the slap drove me insane! I loved it! You have to promise to keep talking to me like that. Maybe when we go shopping tomorrow, we can find a whip and handcuffs. Normally, I don’t let a woman touch my face like that, but you are no ordinary woman. You are my Jamaican Gem. I could grow to love you baby. OOOOOO. Sh** YEAH!

Melodee: *Swipes tears from her eyes angrily. She refuses to let him see her cry.* You can’t be serious? There is no way in he** any woman enjoys that! You practically raped me! Look at my body! How do I explain these huge bite marks?

Ian: Sh** baby. I got a little carried away when you started yelling at me in Jamaican. I’m sorry. I’m not normally so rough. However, I don’t know how you could consider our lovemaking as rape. You never said no or stop. I mean didn’t I kiss you the way you told me you liked it? Was it rape when I ate out your pu**y over and over again? You didn’t even return the favor. What’s up with you Melodee? You seduce me by prancing and gyrating around this room…pouring champagne all over your little sexy naked body. Now, you want to scream rape? That’s bullsh** Melodee and you know it. I like you so much. But, don’t think you will screw me or get your hands on my money with this phocking bullsh**!

Melodee: Are you serious? You really think I wanted what just happened? Look I’m not looking for your money or your time anymore. Just please let me leave, and you will never hear from me again. Please. *Melodee’s eyes begin to well with unshed tears*

Ian: Hold on…wait a minute. You are really serious huh? Did I really scare you? Melodee baby I’m so sorry. Listen to me, please. You will not believe how truly amazing tonight was for me. I have never craved foreplay with any other woman before. We shared 2 hours of amazing foreplay with each other. You created feelings in me that I have never experienced before Gem. I mean…sh** I was able to perform without…I mean I can’t share that just yet.

PHOCK! I admit that I got a little rough because of the sensations you created in me Melodee. If you don’t like me biting you, I can stop. I won’t ever bite you again. I just lost it. I was caught up. You don’t have to ever perform oral sex on me if you don’t want to. Just promise not to leave me. I can’t loose you now. Do you know how long I have looked for a woman like you? Teach me how to please you. I’ll learn. I promise. Okay baby…look…stop crying. We can’t work through this. Remember I promised to take you shopping tomorrow? Okay. We will go shopping all day tomorrow. You can have whatever your heart desires. The sky is the limit.

*Ian slides over to Melodee as she lies curled on the bed silently weeping. He begins to wipe her tears away with his thumbs, and strokes her hair. He pulls her lifeless body into his lap and begins rocking her in an effort to calm her.*

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Melodee: Bumbocla**! Whaa de raass?! Have you lost your mind or what?

Ian: Huh? What? What did I do wrong? You know you like it rough bit**! All of you like it when a man takes charge and shows you who’s the boss. Now come over here and swallow my di** bit**!

Melodee: *Slaps the fire out of Ian with her open palm* PHOCK YOU YOU SICK BA$*ARD!! Mi nuh knoa who yuh a chat wid dat slackness! Yuh chat phockery mi yout! Yuh brite! Chat bout! CHA!

Ian meet him match... :lol: , slap him again, yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

But a true you nuh see nothing yet.........