My name ain't Stella....

[Forever Young 1]

We got news of our second interview date a while ago..........so happy :dance:

oops and I misspelled angel !

FABULOUS!! BIG CONGRATS TO YAH ....HOPE THIS IS IT NOW !

Kimmy

DITTO !!! ...GREAT NEWS Om's!!!!

[Yaads 0]

We got news of our second interview date a while ago..........so happy :dance:

oops and I misspelled angel !

FABULOUS!! BIG CONGRATS TO YAH ....HOPE THIS IS IT NOW !

Kimmy

DITTO !!! ...GREAT NEWS Om's!!!!

WOOHOO!!! Congrats on the interview date

Jonesie girl (((HUGS))) I hope that baby boy comes soon!

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

Hey peeps

Just checking in on all of you. Still no baby (my guess) was for today but thank goodness it's not too far away. Hope everyone has been doing good!

Check your PM girl!!!!!!!

[Forever Young 1]

**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE**********

Enjoy.

Blessed,

Gill

*****************************************************************

Jamaican name Arlene

A Jamaican guy walks into a whorehouse in New York and asks, "You have a girl work here from Jamaica name Arlene?"

"Yes," answers the madam. "Go on up to Room 6." So the fellow went up to Room 6 and knocked on the door. When the woman answered, he asked "Yu name Arlene, don't it?"

"Yeah man, a me dat," replied the woman.

"Well, a have a couple Hundred dollas...." he proudly announced.

With that, the hooker interrupted him, grabbed the money, opened the door wide and hauled him by the shirt into the room. After a little rest from the vigorous sex, the fellow got up to leave. "Will you be here tomorrow?" he asked.

"Yeah Man," Arlene said, "Me will deh yah."

The next night, the fellow comes back and gives up $200. When they were done, he's sitting on the side of the bed, and asks. "Will you be here tomorrow night?"

"Honey," replied the hooker, "Mi deh yah every night fi you".

Night comes and the fellow was back in action. When they were done, they are both sitting on the edge of the bed.

"Tell me sumthin'," Arlene said, "what part of Jamaica yu from?"

"Portmore," replied the fellow with a satisfied grin.

"True ? Me have one sister live inna Portmore yuh know!" the hooker exclaimed.

"I know dat," the fellow replied, "She gimme six hundred dollas fi gi yu!"

[Jonesie 1]

**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE**********

Enjoy.

Blessed,

Gill

*****************************************************************

Jamaican name Arlene

A Jamaican guy walks into a whorehouse in New York and asks, "You have a girl work here from Jamaica name Arlene?"

"Yes," answers the madam. "Go on up to Room 6." So the fellow went up to Room 6 and knocked on the door. When the woman answered, he asked "Yu name Arlene, don't it?"

"Yeah man, a me dat," replied the woman.

"Well, a have a couple Hundred dollas...." he proudly announced.

With that, the hooker interrupted him, grabbed the money, opened the door wide and hauled him by the shirt into the room. After a little rest from the vigorous sex, the fellow got up to leave. "Will you be here tomorrow?" he asked.

"Yeah Man," Arlene said, "Me will deh yah."

The next night, the fellow comes back and gives up $200. When they were done, he's sitting on the side of the bed, and asks. "Will you be here tomorrow night?"

"Honey," replied the hooker, "Mi deh yah every night fi you".

Night comes and the fellow was back in action. When they were done, they are both sitting on the edge of the bed.

"Tell me sumthin'," Arlene said, "what part of Jamaica yu from?"

"Portmore," replied the fellow with a satisfied grin.

"True ? Me have one sister live inna Portmore yuh know!" the hooker exclaimed.

"I know dat," the fellow replied, "She gimme six hundred dollas fi gi yu!"

OOOMMMGGGG :lol:

that was a gooooood one

As of tonite I won't be logged on for a while - taking advantage of it being a two person household and spending lots of quality time with hubby (my first baby ) before baby boy makes his appearance. If I don't log in beforehand, I wish all of you a blessed Christmas/Kwaanza/New Years.

Big hugs to all of you - don't get too far ahead in the story while I'm gone Jawi!!

Edited December 6, 2007 by Jonesie

[Forever Young 1]

OOOMMMGGGG :lol:

that was a gooooood one

As of tonite I won't be logged on for a while - taking advantage of it being a two person household and spending lots of quality time with hubby (my first baby ) before baby boy makes his appearance. If I don't log in beforehand, I wish all of you a blessed Christmas/Kwaanza/New Years.

Big hugs to all of you - don't get too far ahead in the story while I'm gone Jawi!!

Love you Baby Girl...be good have a very Merry Christmas and a Blessed New Year...take care of you and your soon to be TWO babies!!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE POST PICTURES OF THE BAMBINO ASAP!!

Love you ,

Gill

Edited December 7, 2007 by Deyoungting

[SupportOAFJF 0]

OOOMMMGGGG :lol:

that was a gooooood one

As of tonite I won't be logged on for a while - taking advantage of it being a two person household and spending lots of quality time with hubby (my first baby ) before baby boy makes his appearance. If I don't log in beforehand, I wish all of you a blessed Christmas/Kwaanza/New Years.

Big hugs to all of you - don't get too far ahead in the story while I'm gone Jawi!!

Love you Baby Girl...be good have a very Merry Christmas and a Blessed New Year...take care of you and your soon to be TWO babies!!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE POST PICTURES OF THE BAMBINO ASAP!!

Love you ,

Gill

Ditto Jonsie..merry x-mas and happy new year to u and the family...I wanna see pics too ..good luck to yah chica !!

[Forever Young 1]

**********FRIDAY CHUCKLE**********

Happy Friday All ...We did it!! I hope everyone has a GREAT weekend.

I also hope our Christmas Mama's (Jonesie & Rhonda) have a quick, easy and blessed delivery,

if it happens over the weekend!

Enjoy Ya'll!!

Blessed ,

Gill

**************************************************************************

SNOW IN JAMAICA.....

A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "What is your name?"

"I can't tell you" the black man says.

Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he can't tell her.

On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me

your name?"

I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me." says the black man.

"There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says.

"Fine, my name is Snow!" the black man replies.

And the lady bursts into laughter, the black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it".

The lady replied, "I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my husband who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow everyday in Jamaica!"

[phatmadame81 0]

Morning ladies,

How is everyone???

Jawi , how are you , hope you hanging in there?

Jonesie hon, baby will soon come........

**********FRIDAY CHUCKLE**********

Happy Friday All ...We did it!! I hope everyone has a GREAT weekend.

I also hope our Christmas Mama's (Jonesie & Rhonda) have a quick, easy and blessed delivery,

if it happens over the weekend!

Enjoy Ya'll!!

Blessed ,

Gill

**************************************************************************

SNOW IN JAMAICA.....

A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "What is your name?"

"I can't tell you" the black man says.

Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he can't tell her.

On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me

your name?"

I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me." says the black man.

"There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says.

"Fine, my name is Snow!" the black man replies.

And the lady bursts into laughter, the black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it".

The lady replied, "I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my husband who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow everyday in Jamaica!"

I just choked on the piece of chocolate I was cheating with.lol....lol.....lol.....lol

I really needed this, here I am on my 2 year anniversary and things are not looking all that great ......

Real good one Gill, thanks for the laugh

Edited December 7, 2007 by phatmadame81

[phatmadame81 0]

**********MONDAY CHUCKLE**********

Happy Monday All!!! I hope everyone had a great weekend!!! Anyway, back to the grind!!!

***JAWI UPDATE***

I spoke to Jawi this weekend. She is feeling better and has an appointment to go to the doctor on Wednesday! Hopefully, she'll be back online by the end of the week!

Enjoy the Chuckle.

Blessed,

Gill

**************************************************************************

Rum Head

A Jamaican is strolling down the street in Kingston and kicks a bottle lying in the street.

Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie.

The Jamaican is stunned, and the Genie says,

"Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."

The Jamaican begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking rum."

Finally the Jamaican says, "Is rum me like fe drink, make me pee

rum." man!

The Genie grants him his wish.

When the Jamaican gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks in the glass and it's clear. The ting look like rum. The ting smell like rum. He takes a taste and it is the best rum he has ever tasted.

The Jamaican yells to his wife, "Beverly, Beverly, come quick nah man."

She comes running down the hall and the Jamaican takes another glass out of th e cupboard and pees in it.

Drink up woman, is rum! Beverly is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip.

It is the best rum she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.

The next night the Jamaican comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to pee in the two glasses. The result is the same, the rum is excellent, and the couple drinks until sun up.

Friday night comes, and the Jamaican comes home and tells his wife,

"Beverly tek one glass and we will drink rum."

His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.

The Jamaican begins to pee in the glass. When he done fill it, 'im wife ask, "But Winston, why is one glass tonite?"

Winston raise the glass and say, "Because tonite my love, you drink from de bottle.

I don't wrong him one bit..lol

get down there and take it to the head......start bobbing for that rum... lol

We got news of our second interview date a while ago..........so happy :dance:

oops and I misspelled angel !

Great news Omoba

Edited December 7, 2007 by phatmadame81

[Forever Young 1]

Morning ladies,

How is everyone???

Jawi , how are you , hope you hanging in there?

Jonesie hon, baby will soon come........

I just choked on the piece of chocolate I was cheating with.lol....lol.....lol.....lol

I really needed this, here I am on my 2 year anniversary and things are not looking all that great ......

Real good one Gill, thanks for the laugh

Maddy, I am so happy you enjoy my chuckles. I am SOOOOO very sorry things aren't going so well at home. Have patience, keep the faith and NEVER EVER forget the power of prayer!

Hang in there Sweetie!

Blessed always,

Gill

[phatmadame81 0]

Thanks Gill, but the way things have gone down my prayers have been answered and down hill is where we are meant to be...............

[SupportOAFJF 0]

where is everyone...it's been sooo quiet..Jawi hunny mi hope ur doing betta....come back soon u 'ear

[brownnskinn 0]

**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE**********

Enjoy.

Blessed,

Gill

*****************************************************************

Jamaican name Arlene

A Jamaican guy walks into a whorehouse in New York and asks, "You have a girl work here from Jamaica name Arlene?"

"Yes," answers the madam. "Go on up to Room 6." So the fellow went up to Room 6 and knocked on the door. When the woman answered, he asked "Yu name Arlene, don't it?"

"Yeah man, a me dat," replied the woman.

"Well, a have a couple Hundred dollas...." he proudly announced.

With that, the hooker interrupted him, grabbed the money, opened the door wide and hauled him by the shirt into the room. After a little rest from the vigorous sex, the fellow got up to leave. "Will you be here tomorrow?" he asked.

"Yeah Man," Arlene said, "Me will deh yah."

The next night, the fellow comes back and gives up $200. When they were done, he's sitting on the side of the bed, and asks. "Will you be here tomorrow night?"

"Honey," replied the hooker, "Mi deh yah every night fi you".

Night comes and the fellow was back in action. When they were done, they are both sitting on the edge of the bed.

"Tell me sumthin'," Arlene said, "what part of Jamaica yu from?"

"Portmore," replied the fellow with a satisfied grin.

"True ? Me have one sister live inna Portmore yuh know!" the hooker exclaimed.

"I know dat," the fellow replied, "She gimme six hundred dollas fi gi yu!"

OOOMMMGGGG :lol:

that was a gooooood one

As of tonite I won't be logged on for a while - taking advantage of it being a two person household and spending lots of quality time with hubby (my first baby ) before baby boy makes his appearance. If I don't log in beforehand, I wish all of you a blessed Christmas/Kwaanza/New Years.

Big hugs to all of you - don't get too far ahead in the story while I'm gone Jawi!!

Tek care and Congrats!!!!

[brownnskinn 0]

where is everyone...it's been sooo quiet..Jawi hunny mi hope ur doing betta....come back soon u 'ear

Ditto...enjoyed your pics, The picture with your SO's brother? Where were you guys? It looks familiar. Anys wishing you a speedy recovery!!