My name ain't Stella....

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Hi guys, am back from Germany.

Jawi , yuh mek me tink bout Melodee an Tran in di airport ..... ah watch fer dem in all di place but me nuh see dem.

Tek tem now an heal up !

Jonesie hang on !

I wan cake 1 or 3.

Me nuh knoa whey dress fer wear to wedding.

Welcome back Omoba. I hope your trip was productive. Did you have a good time?

Me beg dem fe fine one frock fe me but dem nah bodda wid me. Maybe dem no mek none in a me size.

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By the way guys, as you can see I am up late tonight. I am actually at work trying to do some overtime for some Christmas money and money for Mike to spend on his immigration stuff. When he comes I do not want to be doing this night work thing. I'd rather be his "night nurse".

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By the way guys, as you can see I am up late tonight. I am actually at work trying to do some overtime for some Christmas money and money for Mike to spend on his immigration stuff. When he comes I do not want to be doing this night work thing. I'd rather be his "night nurse".

Hehehehe Clariey, I love that song! Mi love deh oldies still...Gregory Issac, John Holt, Freddy Mcgregor!!

Bless,

Gill

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**********TUESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Happy Tuesday All!!

I haven't spoken with Jawi recently. I'm going to give her a call today, to see how she's feeling. I will let everyone know how she is progressing! Welcome back Omoba!!! We missed you too!!

Enjoy,

Gill

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One Wish

A Jamaican woman was walking along the banks of Dunn's River Falls

when she stumbled upon a old empty bottle.

She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie

appeared.

She talked with him awhile then the Genie told her he would grant

her ONE wish.

She said she heard from a cousin that she would get three wishes

if she ever found a Genie.

The Genie said,"Nope, sorry three-wish genies nuh real,

me is strictly a ONE-WISH Genie.So... what yuh want?"

The woman didn't hesitate.

She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map,

I want these countries to stop fighting with each other

and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and

vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony. "

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed,

"Lawd Lady, A wah wrang wid yu? PLEASE BE REASONABLE!

Dem countries yah a war fi how much thousands of years.

Mi shut up inna dis bockle fi 'bout five hundred of dem dey years.

mi good but mi nuh dat good!

Mi nuh know if mi can grant dis one. Do Lady, mek another wish!!

Mi a beg yuh... Be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been

able to find the right Jamaican man... You know, one that is

considerate and fun, likes to dance and helps with the cooking

& house-cleaning, is great in bed FAITHFUL.

That's what I wish for... a good Jamaican man.

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said,

"Mek mi see di map again!!!!"

Edited November 27, 2007 by Deyoungting

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"Mek mi see di map again!!!!"

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Hahha...Omoba please no wear di frock...u r too funny

Claire u convince u mad now ..love u chica

Gilli dat chuckle was funny

A wonda if Jonsie pop yet ..hope ur feeling well dawta

I a wonda when Jawi come back from her sick leave if di story a go get SPICEY :0 I HOPE SO

How's everyone...weh Yardie and Marlita haven't seen them in a minute

walk good

Kimmy

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Mawning all or is it good afternoon?

Good vibes going out to Mrs. Scott and Milan, hoping their SO will be with them sooner rather than later.

Gill, yuh nuh easy atall wid dem jokes that you forward wid!! Big up. I luv night nurse too.

Positive vibes going out to our loved ones who are under the weather and who are waitng for the "bun" to pop out of the oven.

Kimmy--Me mad nuh raaass!! Yuh a go miss deh wedding, because me a go forward in a one frock yuh see, yuh nah go see Melodee nar Ian and all the drama weh a go tek place

Much love to all on this thread.

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Claire, U tink mi woulda miss dis yah wedding of a lifetime...

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Good Afternoon Ladies

Gill that chuckle was hilarious.......I needed that

Omoba, glad to see you back.

Jonesie: if you are still going for 2 hang in there your baby will be here soon

Jawi hon........hope everything is going great for you and yours.....hope to see you soon..

Edited November 27, 2007 by phatmadame81

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Where, oh where is everybody. It is too quite on this thread. Any more good news to share yall? I am bored right at this moment. I am cooking some beef soup, Ja style

Claire, U tink mi woulda miss dis yah wedding of a lifetime...

Yuh might miss the action looking at how decked out I am going to be

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Where, oh where is everybody. It is too quite on this thread. Any more good news to share yall? I am bored right at this moment. I am cooking some beef soup, Ja style

Claire, U tink mi woulda miss dis yah wedding of a lifetime...

Yuh might miss the action looking at how decked out I am going to be

AHAHAH... a wah u a seh..wait til mi go home caan see pics a di ppl dem wuk but nuttin caan distract mi from mi tory atall atall

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I am here! Today is the hubbies 30th birthday He says since he is no longer in his 20's he is officially over the hill. He doesn't care that it is suppose to be when you turn 40 to him he is officially old today Poor guy

Otherwise I am actually getting work done and just reading...

How is everyone?

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Hahaa..Yardie...aright mek mi start call u by u name now ...Jamie hubby is 30 next yr mi love fi see how he is going to react

I"M BORED !!!!!

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I was thinking I won't like the upcoming love scene of Ian and Melodee at all. I think his slobbering self will just make me sick ! Spit flying

everywhere and all that ........

Melodee, har go git towel fer keep har sef dry !

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**********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE**********

Mawning & Happy Wednesday All,

Half-way through the work week!! Hopefully so far it's been a good one!

Haven't gotten in contact wid Jawi yet...I'll try again today!

Enjoy,

Gill

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Ginnal Job Application

My Brethren, Ginnal, applied for an engineering position at a Kingston based firm. A Trini Engineer applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the department manager.

Upon completion of the test, the manager went to Ginnal and said, “Thank you for your interest, but we’ve decided to give the man from Trinidad the

job.â€

Ginnal asked, “Suh why yu do dat? Boat a wi get nine questions rite. Dis is Jumaika,and me is Jumaikan, A me shudda get de wuk!â€

The manager said, “We have made our decision, not on the correct answers, but rather on the question that you both missed.â€

Ginnal asked, “An how in the name of Jesus yu decide sey one wrong answer betta dan de adda ?â€

The manager replied, “Simple. The Trini boy put down on question #5, ‘I don’t know.’ and you put down,

‘Me nuh know eda.’â€

Edited November 28, 2007 by Deyoungting