My name ain't Stella....

[Sonshyne 2]

Gill thanks for the update on Jawi I hope she feels better soon

I like cake #3 and #7

[classychic77 0]

Gill thanks for the update on Jawi I hope she feels better soon

I like cake #3 and #7

I like #4 and #7.

Jawi I hope you get well soon. I definitly miss ya!!!

[RaspberrySwirl 20]

*************************JAWI UPDATE********************

Hi Ya'll,

I just wanted to update you. I spoke to Jawi and she is doing fine. Still in some terrible pain and the doctor really wants her to give typing or anything that requires her to flex/use her shoulders a rest for a while, in hopes this shot will work.

So, I hate to tell you this, but no story for a while. She sent her love and said that she will get back to it as soon as her doctor gives her the ok.

She also wish all a VERY Happy and Safe Thanksgiving!1

Blessings,

Gill

Thank you for the update, Gill!

Hope you feel better soon, Jawi. We miss ya, gal!

Your health is far more important than keeping us updated with the story, however good it is.

Happy Turkey Day to all of you.

Love,

Swirly girl.

[Marlita 0]

oooooo under the Catamaran sound so wonderful. I'm going to have to try that one for real! Nice and cozy and private...just make sure they don't start the engines while I buss ile.

It was awesome We were in really deep water so we had to hold on the the boat above us. Tony's old crew was on the boat with all the tourists and they were calling everyone back on board. When we didn't show up, they start calling down to us - they suspected all along what we were up to It was soooo funny. You've heard of the walk of shame? I had to do the "climb of shame" back up to the boat to leave!!

Ok......so.....I have never tried it in the ocean, but the thought of it is wierd to me cause its salt water. Does the salt in the water not matter?

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oooooo under the Catamaran sound so wonderful. I'm going to have to try that one for real! Nice and cozy and private...just make sure they don't start the engines while I buss ile.

It was awesome We were in really deep water so we had to hold on the the boat above us. Tony's old crew was on the boat with all the tourists and they were calling everyone back on board. When we didn't show up, they start calling down to us - they suspected all along what we were up to It was soooo funny. You've heard of the walk of shame? I had to do the "climb of shame" back up to the boat to leave!!

Ok......so.....I have never tried it in the ocean, but the thought of it is wierd to me cause its salt water. Does the salt in the water not matter?

hahaha..u r too cute Mar... girl what goes in always come out ...one way in one way out

*************************JAWI UPDATE********************

Hi Ya'll,

I just wanted to update you. I spoke to Jawi and she is doing fine. Still in some terrible pain and the doctor really wants her to give typing or anything that requires her to flex/use her shoulders a rest for a while, in hopes this shot will work.

So, I hate to tell you this, but no story for a while. She sent her love and said that she will get back to it as soon as her doctor gives her the ok.

She also wish all a VERY Happy and Safe Thanksgiving!1

Blessings,

Gill

Thank you for the update, Gill!

Hope you feel better soon, Jawi. We miss ya, gal!

Your health is far more important than keeping us updated with the story, however good it is.

Happy Turkey Day to all of you.

Love,

Swirly girl.

Hey swirly..u r doing great...go mi gyal

[Forever Young 1]

**********WEDNESDAY CHUCKLE**********

YEAAAAAA, we made it !!!

Hoping all of you have a Happy & Safe Thanksgiving!!!!

I was just thinking...I am thankful for you guys and this thread!

Blessed love always,

Gill

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New Truck

One day, Rambo was walking down King Street when he saw his friend Shabba driving a brand new pickup. Shabba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

“Shabba, where’d you get that truck?!?”

“Wendy gave it to me” Shabba replied.

“She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?”

“Well, Rambo, let me tell you what happened. We were driving up Hope Road, late last night. Wendy pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive and headed to Hope Garden. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, ‘Shabba, take whatever you want’.

So I took the truck!”

“Shabba, you’re a smart man!”

“Them clothes woulda never fit you!”

[Forever Young 1]

**********THURSDAY CHUCKLE********** ...GOBBLE GOBBLE!!

Ok, so I know many of us will be busy preparing for family. Plus many will not have internet access over the Holiday weekend...so I'm posting the rest of the week's 'chuckles' today...ok?

Now, don't shoot me...this one is LONG...but it was just SO DYAM funny I couldn't resist!!

Hope you enjoy it!

Bless, Gill

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USA vs. JAM

USA: It's been a long time since I have seen you girl....

JAM: Gyal, you noh dead yet?

USA: Oh Lord, we have lost electricity again.

JAM: Lawd Gad... current lock awff again to rahtid!

USA: This meal is not too bad

JAM: Di food cyan eat

USA: Where did you buy that awful bracelet Cindy?

JAM: A weh yuh buy dat-deh big ole ugly bangle deh missis?

USA: Hors d'oeurves?

JAM: Ah wah dis likkle sinting yuh a gi me?

USA: Here kitty kitty... get down from the roof

JAM: Hey dutty puss...come awff a di housetap before a buss yuh rass!

USA: I think something is wrong with Susan. She might have the flu.

JAM: Lawd Gad... obiya tek up Suzie!

USA: Oh my God, I just broke mom's expensive plate!

JAM: Lawd mi Gad, mi bruk up mamma stoosh crackry!

USA: Aren't those pants a bit short?

JAM: Yuh did expek flood or yuh tek yuh mezament inna wata?

USA: Why are you squeezing the mangoes like that?

JAM: Lissen to mi nuh, mi a beg yuh stap fingle-fingle up di mango dem.

USA: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.

JAM: Aye, buff-teet bwoy, tap fling up, fling-up mi bag dem suh man.

USA: I wish you would quit lying.

JAM: Tap di blinkin lyin, yuh ole liyad.

USA: Lift up the hood of the car for me John.

JAM: Hey my yute, fly di bonett rasta!

USA: I am waiting for a taxi and it's taking so long!!

JAM: But wait, no robot naah run todeh

USA: Get me a pop please?

JAM: Beg yuh carry wan drinks fi mi deh..

USA: It's time for a Perm.

JAM: Gyal, yuh hed waan cream. Yuh noh si how it tough?

USA: Yuck! This is nasty!

JAM: Kiss mi neckback!! What a sinting tase bad an incipid!!

USA: I wish you would close your mouth.

JAM: Yuh mout come in like when grip cyan shut.

USA: Girl, your acne is terrible

JAM: Massagad, pickeny, yuh face bumpy-bumpy an fayva grayta eeh..

USA: Please make some room on the bus so this man can have a seat.

JAM: Schoolas, small up unnu self man mek daddy siddung.

USA: I have a stomach ache.

JAM: Mi belly ah gripe mi.

USA: These mangoes look a bit over-ripe.

JAM: Missis, move fran in front ah mi wid dem fluxy mango deh.

USA: He has very large, full eyes.

JAM: Wat ah bway fayva patoo

USA: He has no manners.

JAM: Him no have no broughupsi

USA: Perspiration odour

JAM: Him smell green

USA: Poached (boiled) chicken

JAM: Dat deh singtin nuh start cook yet

USA: Oh, dear

JAM: ee-eeeeee

USA: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder.

JAM: Di pickeny too dyam hard ears!!

USA: He has a touch of Dyslexia.

JAM: What a bway Dunce sah!!!

USA: I need a bottle of Peptobismol. My stomach hurts.

JAM: Lawd mi coulda do wid a washout yah now... mi belly bine up.

USA: That man over there is missing his dentures.

JAM: Cooh pan dat deh mashmout bredda ova deh soh.

[Forever Young 1]

**********FRIDAY CHUCKLE**********

Enjoy...HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING!!!!

Gill

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Casket Chat

Three buddies talking bout if they in they casket and friends and family are mourning over them, what they would like to hear them say 'bout them?

The first fella say, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor, and a great family man."

The second fella say, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who mek a huge difference in the children of tomorrow."

The third fella say, "I would like to hear them say......LOOK DEY, 'IM MOVING!!!!!"

Edited November 21, 2007 by Deyoungting

[*JG* 2]

Since Jawi won't be with us for a while we will just have to start planning the wedding without her to pass the time

First up - Wedding Cakes (I went with a tropical/island/beach theme):

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8-

9-

Feel free to add in your own suggestion or cast your vote!

Yes I am bored

This one was the wedding cake of a friend of mine......

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f377/jom...436637_0001.jpg

[rhondapayter 0]

Rhonda..Where the heck have you been!!

I'm here girl! I'm still catching up on this thread. I'm almost done now. You guys chat a LOT for real

[rhondapayter 0]

Since I wouldn't really wear the rasta dress to a wedding...I will be wearing this:

Pink! Totally my color!

Jamie, I love that dress It's low cut woman! Looks like it goes all the way down to your belly button

[rhondapayter 0]

Anyone heard from Jonesie? Is she still baby washing? That kid will catch a cold from all the washing!

I talked to her yesterday. She's doing good. Just frustrated that baby hasn't come yet!

[rhondapayter 0]

Ok......so.....I have never tried it in the ocean, but the thought of it is wierd to me cause its salt water. Does the salt in the water not matter?

I wouldn't do it all the time it can be a little uncomfortable if you're not "prepared" I think last time we went to JA (I was preggo) was the first time we didn't play in the water at least once!!

[*JG* 2]

Ok......so.....I have never tried it in the ocean, but the thought of it is wierd to me cause its salt water. Does the salt in the water not matter?

I wouldn't do it all the time it can be a little uncomfortable if you're not "prepared" I think last time we went to JA (I was preggo) was the first time we didn't play in the water at least once!!

Uncomfortable during and after....Sea life can be rough on the urinary tract.....the pills are as freakin' big as horse pills to fix the problem. And, orange kool-aid looking urine is not a pretty sight.

[clairern 0]

I like cake #3 and #7