MENA distractions as therapy

[doodlebug 3]

I was wondering what to do today!!!

[RAKASA 0]

JP how was your get-together? Hope you had a good time. I know what you mean about locking up a personality. I didn't realize I had morphed into a serious, work & come home person. I forgot how to have fun in the process. Now, I laugh, really laugh at things.

Today was filled with shopping for the perfect shirt, didn't find it tho. I did find some cutie pajamas and more pink stuff for the house. I even put pink things in the fish tank. (totally clashes with my orange fish)

Thanks again to everyone that posted here to keep me company. It's all appreciated.

Jackie

Pink and orange are fabulous together!!! Are fish colorblind? Have fun Jackie!

[amal 4]

u know who I think is HOT??? Carey Elwes (sp?) in the move Princess Bride ESPECIALLY in the beginning!!! woah mamma!!!

[monnik 0]

For amal:

Edited August 19, 2007 by monnik

[monnik 0]

I think I saw these guys mentioned here.

[amal 4]

capital D R O O L ! Thanks!!! *slobber*

[amal 4]

I just had to post this. I read this at work today and laughed so hard I almost cried! I hope you all like it too.

In case you need a laugh, remember: it takes a

college degree to fly a

> plane but only a high school diploma to fix one.

> After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form,

called a "gripe sheet,"

> which tells mechanics about problems with the

aircraft. The mechanics

> correct the problems, document their repairs on the

form, and then pilots

> review the gripe

> sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said

that ground crews

> lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual

maintenance complaints

> submitted by the Qantas' pilots (marked with a

"P"), and the solutions

> recorded by maintenance engineers (marked with an

"S"). (By the way,

> Qantas is the only major airline that has never,

ever, had an accident.)

> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>

>

> P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.

> S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

>

> P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.

> S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

>

> P: Something loose in cockpit.

> S: Something tightened in cockpit

>

> P: Dead bugs on windshield.

> S: Live bugs on back-order. (I love this one)

>

> P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200ft

per min descent.

> S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

>

> P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.

> S: Evidence removed.

>

> P: DME volume unbelievably loud.

> S: DME volume set to more believable level.

>

> P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.

> S: That's what friction locks are for.

>

> P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.

> S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

>

> P: Suspected crack in windshield.

> S: Suspect you're right.

>

> P: Number 3 engine missing.

> S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

>

> P: Aircraft handles funny. (love this one too!!)

> S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and

be serious.

>

> P: Target radar hums.

> S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

>

> P: Mouse in cockpit.

> S: Cat installed.

>

> And the best one for

> last..................

> P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds

like

> a midget pounding on something with a hammer.

> S: Took hammer away from midget.

[monnik 0]

Those were cute, amal!!! Thanks.

[allousa 1]

Those are funny Amal!!!!

Okay, I really must post some pics of Gerard Butler!!!! After seeing "300" and "Beowulf" over the last week, I must give props to his hottness!

[monnik 0]

Hmmmm. Good job allousa. He IS hot!

[allousa 1]

Did you see him in "Phantom of the Opera". AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've seen him in many things, but that one almost did me in! "Phantom" is my absolutely FAVORITE play/story of ALL time. I've seen it several times and when the movie came out, I just couldn't wait. I thought he was devestatingly handsome in the movie....

[monnik 0]

Nope. I have never seen that one. But, you made a good choice.

[allousa 1]

I was wondering what to do today!!!

I must say that I REALLY like your shopping smiley!!!!! I hope you don't mind that I stole it for future use.

[doodlebug 3]

I was wondering what to do today!!!

I must say that I REALLY like your shopping smiley!!!!! I hope you don't mind that I stole it for future use.

Not at all. I have wanted to get a new pocket book for a month now but I'm holding back 'cause I think some may think it too gaudy. I'm just drawn to it everytime I see it in Macy's though.

[~Jackie~ 30]

Hi everybody. I have been in a little funk lately, so have not been posting much. Love the purse doodle, but after Labor Day I wouldn't use pink.

Help me find a shirt to wear to the concert.

Jackie