Tuesday thread

[monnik 0]

okay... example on my day.. SO now... I am very very tired... SO i give in and walk to Dunkin BlowNuts and get an Iced Coffee...

I tell the girl what I want.. She pivets around and whispers something to the other girl.. then turns back and was like "anything else?" Ahhhhhhhhhh.. NO? looking at her with my eyebrows raised

do I have something in my teeth?? snot hanging out my nose?? what......!

then I take my coffee.. walking back to work.. and I see this lady standing at the bus stop.. she walks out towards me..

"Are you muslim?" (mind you.. I'm in a full length skirt, long tunic top and Hijab wrapped around my head)

"Um... Yes?"

"Oh.. From where in the world??"

"Here.. America"

"Mmmm" then she turns around back towards the bus

is Fing TOOL written on my forehead???

Is there a full moon coming???

#######...

nevermind that I think something crawled up my husbands A$$ last night and cant find its way out..

That sucks! Can I make you feel better?

Hus: What's so funny?

Me: She made me laugh talking about her husband.

Hus: Let me see. OMG , what's in his AZZZZZZ?????!!!

Me: Nothing, honey. It's an expression.

Hus: How did it get there? Did she put it there?

Me: Why would she do that??

Hus: I don't know. She was mad. It looks like she's angry.

(because of exploding emoticon - hahahha)

Me: No, babe. It's just an expression. It means he is in a bad mood. You know, like if something was in your azz, you would feel all grouchy. That's what it means. Got it?

Hus: Oh. Whatever. *gives me a weird look like - you better never do that to me*

HAAAAHAHHAAA

[allousa 1]

okay... example on my day.. SO now... I am very very tired... SO i give in and walk to Dunkin BlowNuts and get an Iced Coffee...

I tell the girl what I want.. She pivets around and whispers something to the other girl.. then turns back and was like "anything else?" Ahhhhhhhhhh.. NO? looking at her with my eyebrows raised

do I have something in my teeth?? snot hanging out my nose?? what......!

then I take my coffee.. walking back to work.. and I see this lady standing at the bus stop.. she walks out towards me..

"Are you muslim?" (mind you.. I'm in a full length skirt, long tunic top and Hijab wrapped around my head)

"Um... Yes?"

"Oh.. From where in the world??"

"Here.. America"

"Mmmm" then she turns around back towards the bus

is Fing TOOL written on my forehead???

Is there a full moon coming???

#######...

nevermind that I think something crawled up my husbands A$$ last night and cant find its way out..

I was reading your post...all serious and stuff...and then when I got to the last line...I laughed OUT LOUD at my desk!!!!

One of my co-workers asked me what was so funny and I said...oh...nothing...just "night critters"!!!!

okay... example on my day.. SO now... I am very very tired... SO i give in and walk to Dunkin BlowNuts and get an Iced Coffee...

I tell the girl what I want.. She pivets around and whispers something to the other girl.. then turns back and was like "anything else?" Ahhhhhhhhhh.. NO? looking at her with my eyebrows raised

do I have something in my teeth?? snot hanging out my nose?? what......!

then I take my coffee.. walking back to work.. and I see this lady standing at the bus stop.. she walks out towards me..

"Are you muslim?" (mind you.. I'm in a full length skirt, long tunic top and Hijab wrapped around my head)

"Um... Yes?"

"Oh.. From where in the world??"

"Here.. America"

"Mmmm" then she turns around back towards the bus

is Fing TOOL written on my forehead???

Is there a full moon coming???

#######...

nevermind that I think something crawled up my husbands A$$ last night and cant find its way out..

That sucks! Can I make you feel better?

Hus: What's so funny?

Me: She made me laugh talking about her husband.

Hus: Let me see. OMG , what's in his AZZZZZZ?????!!!

Me: Nothing, honey. It's an expression.

Hus: How did it get there? Did she put it there?

Me: Why would she do that??

Hus: I don't know. She was mad. It looks like she's angry.

(because of exploding emoticon - hahahha)

Me: No, babe. It's just an expression. It means he is in a bad mood. You know, like if something was in your azz, you would feel all grouchy. That's what it means. Got it?

Hus: Oh. Whatever. *gives me a weird look like - you better never do that to me*

HAAAAHAHHAAA

OMG!!!!! You just can't make this stuff up!!!!!!!!! :lol:

[deemabrouk 0]

okay... example on my day.. SO now... I am very very tired... SO i give in and walk to Dunkin BlowNuts and get an Iced Coffee...

I tell the girl what I want.. She pivets around and whispers something to the other girl.. then turns back and was like "anything else?" Ahhhhhhhhhh.. NO? looking at her with my eyebrows raised

do I have something in my teeth?? snot hanging out my nose?? what......!

then I take my coffee.. walking back to work.. and I see this lady standing at the bus stop.. she walks out towards me..

"Are you muslim?" (mind you.. I'm in a full length skirt, long tunic top and Hijab wrapped around my head)

"Um... Yes?"

"Oh.. From where in the world??"

"Here.. America"

"Mmmm" then she turns around back towards the bus

is Fing TOOL written on my forehead???

Is there a full moon coming???

#######...

nevermind that I think something crawled up my husbands A$$ last night and cant find its way out..

That sucks! Can I make you feel better?

Hus: What's so funny?

Me: She made me laugh talking about her husband.

Hus: Let me see. OMG , what's in his AZZZZZZ?????!!!

Me: Nothing, honey. It's an expression.

Hus: How did it get there? Did she put it there?

Me: Why would she do that??

Hus: I don't know. She was mad. It looks like she's angry.

(because of exploding emoticon - hahahha)

Me: No, babe. It's just an expression. It means he is in a bad mood. You know, like if something was in your azz, you would feel all grouchy. That's what it means. Got it?

Hus: Oh. Whatever. *gives me a weird look like - you better never do that to me*

HAAAAHAHHAAA

well your post gave me a good laugh... so thanks

[deemabrouk 0]

Sweet niblets

tee heee.. sweet niblets.......

[amal 4]

I'm sorry you're not liking it in Texas, Amal.

What about it specifically don't you like though, since I have always dreamt of living there.?

Honestly, I just plain didn't wanna come in the first place. Our lives were just fine where we were and there was no reason to move. Not to mention he promised me the world here and it was all lies. He promised our lives would be better and they're not. He made me get rid of all my furniture so now we are sitting on the floor. He said it would be no problem to find cheap furniture that was nice even though I told him he was wrong and now..... yeah, that's right, he says its too expensive, and .."ohh I thought it would be cheaper since its in the city". I want so badly to scream in his face and say..."if you would have listened to me in the first place we wouldn't be having this problem".... My job is about 35 minutes away and before we moved here he said that it would be fine but now he wants me to find something else (not before but after my first day) coz its not worth the drive. I'm just fed up.

and I agree with everybody else...today sucks.

amal

[doodlebug 3]

okay... example on my day.. SO now... I am very very tired... SO i give in and walk to Dunkin BlowNuts and get an Iced Coffee...

I tell the girl what I want.. She pivets around and whispers something to the other girl.. then turns back and was like "anything else?" Ahhhhhhhhhh.. NO? looking at her with my eyebrows raised

do I have something in my teeth?? snot hanging out my nose?? what......!

then I take my coffee.. walking back to work.. and I see this lady standing at the bus stop.. she walks out towards me..

"Are you muslim?" (mind you.. I'm in a full length skirt, long tunic top and Hijab wrapped around my head)

"Um... Yes?"

"Oh.. From where in the world??"

"Here.. America"

"Mmmm" then she turns around back towards the bus

is Fing TOOL written on my forehead???

Is there a full moon coming???

#######...

nevermind that I think something crawled up my husbands A$$ last night and cant find its way out..

That sucks! Can I make you feel better?

Hus: What's so funny?

Me: She made me laugh talking about her husband.

Hus: Let me see. OMG , what's in his AZZZZZZ?????!!!

Me: Nothing, honey. It's an expression.

Hus: How did it get there? Did she put it there?

Me: Why would she do that??

Hus: I don't know. She was mad. It looks like she's angry.

(because of exploding emoticon - hahahha)

Me: No, babe. It's just an expression. It means he is in a bad mood. You know, like if something was in your azz, you would feel all grouchy. That's what it means. Got it?

Hus: Oh. Whatever. *gives me a weird look like - you better never do that to me*

HAAAAHAHHAAA

well your post gave me a good laugh... so thanks

I outta tell my husband about this but I won't tell him the part where it's an expression. That way he'll watch his step when he's with me

[LaL 418]

~~*~~~***~~ hugs for all who need it ~~*~~~***~~

[doodlebug 3]

I'm sorry you're not liking it in Texas, Amal.

What about it specifically don't you like though, since I have always dreamt of living there.?

Honestly, I just plain didn't wanna come in the first place. Our lives were just fine where we were and there was no reason to move. Not to mention he promised me the world here and it was all lies. He promised our lives would be better and they're not. He made me get rid of all my furniture so now we are sitting on the floor. He said it would be no problem to find cheap furniture that was nice even though I told him he was wrong and now..... yeah, that's right, he says its too expensive, and .."ohh I thought it would be cheaper since its in the city". I want so badly to scream in his face and say..."if you would have listened to me in the first place we wouldn't be having this problem".... My job is about 35 minutes away and before we moved here he said that it would be fine but now he wants me to find something else (not before but after my first day) coz its not worth the drive. I'm just fed up.

and I agree with everybody else...today sucks.

amal

here, have a bug

Wait till he's asleep, make sure the booty is hanging out and then well,,,, let it crawl right up there and do it's thing

la brandow - I wonder if that's where your husband go the idea if you sleep with your booty hanging out you'll get bad dreams!!!! roflmaooooooooooooooooo

[~Jackie~ 30]

Thanks for the hug Laura. I sure need it today.

Jackie

[MelindaandTarek 0]

okay... example on my day.. SO now... I am very very tired... SO i give in and walk to Dunkin BlowNuts and get an Iced Coffee...

I tell the girl what I want.. She pivets around and whispers something to the other girl.. then turns back and was like "anything else?" Ahhhhhhhhhh.. NO? looking at her with my eyebrows raised

do I have something in my teeth?? snot hanging out my nose?? what......!

then I take my coffee.. walking back to work.. and I see this lady standing at the bus stop.. she walks out towards me..

"Are you muslim?" (mind you.. I'm in a full length skirt, long tunic top and Hijab wrapped around my head)

"Um... Yes?"

"Oh.. From where in the world??"

"Here.. America"

"Mmmm" then she turns around back towards the bus

is Fing TOOL written on my forehead???

Is there a full moon coming???

#######...

nevermind that I think something crawled up my husbands A$$ last night and cant find its way out..

ok duhhh ppl and how rude?! right..no wonder this day sucks for u - hope it improves.....

today is great! we got our visa and he's coming on friday! woop woop!!!

Congratulations and have a happy reunion!!!!

[deemabrouk 0]

okay... example on my day.. SO now... I am very very tired... SO i give in and walk to Dunkin BlowNuts and get an Iced Coffee...

I tell the girl what I want.. She pivets around and whispers something to the other girl.. then turns back and was like "anything else?" Ahhhhhhhhhh.. NO? looking at her with my eyebrows raised

do I have something in my teeth?? snot hanging out my nose?? what......!

then I take my coffee.. walking back to work.. and I see this lady standing at the bus stop.. she walks out towards me..

"Are you muslim?" (mind you.. I'm in a full length skirt, long tunic top and Hijab wrapped around my head)

"Um... Yes?"

"Oh.. From where in the world??"

"Here.. America"

"Mmmm" then she turns around back towards the bus

is Fing TOOL written on my forehead???

Is there a full moon coming???

#######...

nevermind that I think something crawled up my husbands A$$ last night and cant find its way out..

ok duhhh ppl and how rude?! right..no wonder this day sucks for u - hope it improves.....

well... We'll see.. my husband is driving around with my mom and kids

and apparently.. judging by his tone on the phone... The bug is still up there..

[LaL 418]

Wait till he's asleep, make sure the booty is hanging out and then well,,,, let it crawl right up there and do it's thing

la brandow - I wonder if that's where your husband go the idea if you sleep with your booty hanging out you'll get bad dreams!!!! roflmaooooooooooooooooo

i had the SAME though as i read ur buggy post.

[MelindaandTarek 0]

Hi everyone! Today is mine and my love's 2 year Anniversary! I am happy because i told him next annivesary he will be here with me! I hope everyone has a great day! Have a wonderful time Jess and a safe trip!

AJ1

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!! HOPE FOR A SPEEDY REUNION W/UR MAN!!!!!!!

[amal 4]

Wait till he's asleep, make sure the booty is hanging out and then well,,,, let it crawl right up there and do it's thing

la brandow - I wonder if that's where your husband go the idea if you sleep with your booty hanging out you'll get bad dreams!!!! roflmaooooooooooooooooo

i had the SAME though as i read ur buggy post.

euwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yucky

[MelindaandTarek 0]

Hi everyone...since it seems more than a few are having a crappy Tuesday...I thought i would share this funny story (atleast I think its funny and w/my humor I am not always sure others will..lol...anywho) today I was talking to my fiance over the phone - so basically that means that he can't hear me for beans..and doesnt always understand me..

I am trying to explain something to him and he is all, yeah, yes, okay, yes, yeah, ok, yes, but in a tone that I know he has no idea what I am saying...after a few minutes..so I say, umm, you have no f****** idea what I just said right?? and he says...ummm NO!!! and we both laugh..hahaaaaa haaaaaaaaa anyways it made me laugh....