Yardies, at home and a farrin' (Part 4)

[Yaads 0]

That's why I asked the questions earlier. I know me...and I am crazy too. He would come home to an empty refrigerator and cabinets. I would eat before I got home. I would not carry cash or anything that he could get his hands on my money. I would pull the distributor cap out of the car at night when I parked and hide it.

I would make his life pure hell in my home too. He would wake up to a wet a** because I would pee the bed every night he decided to climb in next to me. I would let him "view" that time of the month still floating in the toilet. I would be a nasty FILTHY HOHO to get him to leave.

Ah joke mi mek...but yuhseemi same wey. LOL LOL

I'm laughing so hard there are tears rolling down my face Some of those are actually really good ideas though! I was going to mention bringing home another man and rooksin' with him in the next room That might get his attention!

ohhh I would do that too...before I peed the bed though. I would get one of the waterproof pads, and Niagra Falls here he comes! When he got upset, I would say his behavior has given me Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. I would not be above peeing during sex with him either...well if you insist.

I would wash his clothes separately and find a way to ruin them every time. Whites with new pair of jeans. Colors with a new bottle of bleach the big one. I would cook for him, but my hair would be in his plate every time...maybe from downstairs too. I would be the most disgusting woman he ever had the pleasure of knowing. My mind is very devious.

Eat up Craig....did you like it honey? Then, he got to almost finished....BAM...how did your pum hair get on my chicken? Oh honey, I decided to cook naked for you. You had me so turned on...and I was waiting for you to come home to me and a home cooked meal.

WOOOIIIIEEE!!! You all are so wicked but I would probably do some of the same I am laughing so hard here I know I am gonna get fired

[rhondapayter 0]

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[rhondapayter 0]

ohhh I would do that too...before I peed the bed though. I would get one of the waterproof pads, and Niagra Falls here he comes! When he got upset, I would say his behavior has given me Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. I would not be above peeing during sex with him either...well if you insist.

I would wash his clothes separately and find a way to ruin them every time. Whites with new pair of jeans. Colors with a new bottle of bleach the big one. I would cook for him, but my hair would be in his plate every time...maybe from downstairs too. I would be the most disgusting woman he ever had the pleasure of knowing. My mind is very devious.

Eat up Craig....did you like it honey? Then, he got to almost finished....BAM...how did your pum hair get on my chicken? Oh honey, I decided to cook naked for you. You had me so turned on...and I was waiting for you to come home to me and a home cooked meal.

Woman - you're killin' me!!

[jawi876 2]

That's why I asked the questions earlier. I know me...and I am crazy too. He would come home to an empty refrigerator and cabinets. I would eat before I got home. I would not carry cash or anything that he could get his hands on my money. I would pull the distributor cap out of the car at night when I parked and hide it.

I would make his life pure hell in my home too. He would wake up to a wet a** because I would pee the bed every night he decided to climb in next to me. I would let him "view" that time of the month still floating in the toilet. I would be a nasty FILTHY HOHO to get him to leave.

Ah joke mi mek...but yuhseemi same wey. LOL LOL

I'm laughing so hard there are tears rolling down my face Some of those are actually really good ideas though! I was going to mention bringing home another man and rooksin' with him in the next room That might get his attention!

ohhh I would do that too...before I peed the bed though. I would get one of the waterproof pads, and Niagra Falls here he comes! When he got upset, I would say his behavior has given me Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. I would not be above peeing during sex with him either...well if you insist.

I would wash his clothes separately and find a way to ruin them every time. Whites with new pair of jeans. Colors with a new bottle of bleach the big one. I would cook for him, but my hair would be in his plate every time...maybe from downstairs too. I would be the most disgusting woman he ever had the pleasure of knowing. My mind is very devious.

Eat up Craig....did you like it honey? Then, he got to almost finished....BAM...how did your pum hair get on my chicken? Oh honey, I decided to cook naked for you. You had me so turned on...and I was waiting for you to come home to me and a home cooked meal.

WOOOIIIIEEE!!! You all are so wicked but I would probably do some of the same I am laughing so hard here I know I am gonna get fired

I know...A told me that I have a lot of rudeness...but the scariest thing to him is that I have action behind it too. waaaaaiiiiieeeee

When I get really upset, I blank out...and see, taste and smell blood. It is not a good thing at all. My temper can be horrible. I have been working on it though.

[Shemmy 4]

That's why I asked the questions earlier. I know me...and I am crazy too. He would come home to an empty refrigerator and cabinets. I would eat before I got home. I would not carry cash or anything that he could get his hands on my money. I would pull the distributor cap out of the car at night when I parked and hide it.

I would make his life pure hell in my home too. He would wake up to a wet a** because I would pee the bed every night he decided to climb in next to me. I would let him "view" that time of the month still floating in the toilet. I would be a nasty FILTHY HOHO to get him to leave.

Ah joke mi mek...but yuhseemi same wey. LOL LOL

I'm laughing so hard there are tears rolling down my face Some of those are actually really good ideas though! I was going to mention bringing home another man and rooksin' with him in the next room That might get his attention!

ohhh I would do that too...before I peed the bed though. I would get one of the waterproof pads, and Niagra Falls here he comes! When he got upset, I would say his behavior has given me Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. I would not be above peeing during sex with him either...well if you insist.

I would wash his clothes separately and find a way to ruin them every time. Whites with new pair of jeans. Colors with a new bottle of bleach the big one. I would cook for him, but my hair would be in his plate every time...maybe from downstairs too. I would be the most disgusting woman he ever had the pleasure of knowing. My mind is very devious.

Eat up Craig....did you like it honey? Then, he got to almost finished....BAM...how did your pum hair get on my chicken? Oh honey, I decided to cook naked for you. You had me so turned on...and I was waiting for you to come home to me and a home cooked meal.

WOOOIIIIEEE!!! You all are so wicked but I would probably do some of the same I am laughing so hard here I know I am gonna get fired

I know...A told me that I have a lot of rudeness...but the scariest thing to him is that I have action behind it too. waaaaaiiiiieeeee

When I get really upset, I blank out...and see, taste and smell blood. It is not a good thing at all. My temper can be horrible. I have been working on it though.

Well, I know who to contact if Damien ever acts up...

[jawi876 2]

That's why I asked the questions earlier. I know me...and I am crazy too. He would come home to an empty refrigerator and cabinets. I would eat before I got home. I would not carry cash or anything that he could get his hands on my money. I would pull the distributor cap out of the car at night when I parked and hide it.

I would make his life pure hell in my home too. He would wake up to a wet a** because I would pee the bed every night he decided to climb in next to me. I would let him "view" that time of the month still floating in the toilet. I would be a nasty FILTHY HOHO to get him to leave.

Ah joke mi mek...but yuhseemi same wey. LOL LOL

I'm laughing so hard there are tears rolling down my face Some of those are actually really good ideas though! I was going to mention bringing home another man and rooksin' with him in the next room That might get his attention!

ohhh I would do that too...before I peed the bed though. I would get one of the waterproof pads, and Niagra Falls here he comes! When he got upset, I would say his behavior has given me Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome. I would not be above peeing during sex with him either...well if you insist.

I would wash his clothes separately and find a way to ruin them every time. Whites with new pair of jeans. Colors with a new bottle of bleach the big one. I would cook for him, but my hair would be in his plate every time...maybe from downstairs too. I would be the most disgusting woman he ever had the pleasure of knowing. My mind is very devious.

Eat up Craig....did you like it honey? Then, he got to almost finished....BAM...how did your pum hair get on my chicken? Oh honey, I decided to cook naked for you. You had me so turned on...and I was waiting for you to come home to me and a home cooked meal.

WOOOIIIIEEE!!! You all are so wicked but I would probably do some of the same I am laughing so hard here I know I am gonna get fired

I know...A told me that I have a lot of rudeness...but the scariest thing to him is that I have action behind it too. waaaaaiiiiieeeee

When I get really upset, I blank out...and see, taste and smell blood. It is not a good thing at all. My temper can be horrible. I have been working on it though.

Well, I know who to contact if Damien ever acts up...

make sure you tell me if you want permanent or temporary results...because I am not liable for my actions.

[morantbaygirl 0]

Question: Do any of you buy saltfish in your area? I found saltfish online for 3.99/lb boneless and skinless Problem is the shipping is MORE than the fish itself! We can't find any in our area...if you have it in your area...what is the cost? Is 3.99 a good deal and should I just suck it up on the shipping?

We have it here in the Farmer's Market for about that price, no shipping cost. Have you tried the Farmer's Market in your area? You should also check local meat/fish markets to see if they can get it for you. I can't find ackee to go with my saltfish. I can't find fresh calaloo either.

Hope you find a great deal though.

Jawi

The 285 Farmers Market on Covington Hwy and 285 always have Calaloo and often have canned Akee. Fresh breadfruit.

The Kingston Market across the street near the unemployment office have several things too.

[jawi876 2]

Question: Do any of you buy saltfish in your area? I found saltfish online for 3.99/lb boneless and skinless Problem is the shipping is MORE than the fish itself! We can't find any in our area...if you have it in your area...what is the cost? Is 3.99 a good deal and should I just suck it up on the shipping?

We have it here in the Farmer's Market for about that price, no shipping cost. Have you tried the Farmer's Market in your area? You should also check local meat/fish markets to see if they can get it for you. I can't find ackee to go with my saltfish. I can't find fresh calaloo either.

Hope you find a great deal though.

Jawi

The 285 Farmers Market on Covington Hwy and 285 always have Calaloo and often have canned Akee. Fresh breadfruit.

The Kingston Market across the street near the unemployment office have several things too.

really? I didn't see the canned ackee or fresh calaloo the last time I was there. Do they have yams too?

[*JG* 2]

Question: Do any of you buy saltfish in your area? I found saltfish online for 3.99/lb boneless and skinless Problem is the shipping is MORE than the fish itself! We can't find any in our area...if you have it in your area...what is the cost? Is 3.99 a good deal and should I just suck it up on the shipping?

We have it here in the Farmer's Market for about that price, no shipping cost. Have you tried the Farmer's Market in your area? You should also check local meat/fish markets to see if they can get it for you. I can't find ackee to go with my saltfish. I can't find fresh calaloo either.

Hope you find a great deal though.

Jawi

The 285 Farmers Market on Covington Hwy and 285 always have Calaloo and often have canned Akee. Fresh breadfruit.

The Kingston Market across the street near the unemployment office have several things too.

really? I didn't see the canned ackee or fresh calaloo the last time I was there. Do they have yams too?

Our international grocery stores have had issues with keeping ackee on the shelves ever since they banned it now long ago. I've noticed even since they lifted the ban, it is hit or miss. They were also lacking of any calaloo at all, fresh or canned at our visit last week.

Yams have been our biggest issue. We cannot find them.

All this talk of food is making me crave some coconut drops today.

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

Call me - I'll teach you

Seriously, reading it is the best start. Whether it's on this board or another Jacan board (Dancehallreggae.com or Jamaicans.com) - reading the words out loud will get you started. I think Jamaicans.com actually has a link that says some common words and phrases via Windows so you can hear the pronounciation.

Nooooo....don't send them to DHR, they be SLAUGHTERED!!!

well they can read as visitors - JUST DON'T POST ANYTHING!!

I have lurked there for a long time...it's a good site...but be careful posting

I am proudly one of the best warmongers there

[jawi876 2]

Call me - I'll teach you

Seriously, reading it is the best start. Whether it's on this board or another Jacan board (Dancehallreggae.com or Jamaicans.com) - reading the words out loud will get you started. I think Jamaicans.com actually has a link that says some common words and phrases via Windows so you can hear the pronounciation.

Nooooo....don't send them to DHR, they be SLAUGHTERED!!!

well they can read as visitors - JUST DON'T POST ANYTHING!!

I have lurked there for a long time...it's a good site...but be careful posting

I am proudly one of the best warmongers there

Yuh nuh easy...

[doodle 0]

Thanks for the everyone. We are still going strong and happy.

I hope everyone continues their path, whatever it may be. Remember that this site does need to remain a place for support. Many of us don't have people to relate to about alot of the topics we discuss here, and that makes VJ and the yardie thread invaluable, let's ensure that it stays that way.

I don't post often, but I love the site. Without it I would have been one confused lady.

I am in "removing of conditions" world so anyone who needs help PM me and I'll communicate through yahoomail about it. I know other veterans are going there soon and I can be of some assistance.

love and blessings to all.

[JaEnglishGirl 34]

I'm truly SORRY that I have come on here to BOTHER some folks and YES my relationship (not my life) is F&&Ked up, it truly DOES suck!!! Yes, for awhile I would have LOVED for it to have worked ....but it's not going to ! I pray to God every night that he would give Craig the strength to MOVE ON !!! I ask Craig WHY doesn't he just leave???

Anyway, this will be my last post !!!

In that case, I owe you an apology for jumping to conclusions from what you've posted on here.....

I for one, am not bothered by you, I was merely puzzled at what I saw were some inconsistencies.....

I think you are good for this thread and would be sorry to see you go.

[jawi876 2]

I said the same thing in PM pretty much. I didn't think I was bashing her or her relationship...but I guess my words were taken out of context. I won't post about relationship issues anymore. Immigration related topics from now on. Maybe, I should go back over to my other thread. No way to get offended talking to myself over there.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

One of the biggest mistakes I made when he first came here was thinking that I was somehow the "better" one in the relationship. Whether it was because I had a college education, made more money, knew how to read and write perfectly, whatever.... I was inadvertantly treating him as my inferior. Once I saw the light, and starting giving him the respect he deserved and listening to what he had to say and taking his opinion into account, things vastly improved between us. We fought like cats & dogs our first year of marriage. I used to "threaten" him with divorce and sending him back to JA. He'd say please do! I was happier there anyways! I learned that you can't hold a marriage over someones head to get them to change their ways. It will only backfire on you.

We still have our share of fights and disagreements, usually about finances. Neither of us tries to put the other "in line" - we are both stubborn and bull-headed and it probably wouldn't work anyhow!

Preach! I agree - it all comes down to respect and treating your partner as an equal. The money one makes, the degrees, etc. don't mean a thing when it comes to marriage.

Jones ur right ..school, more money, whatever does not make a relationship at all..I encourage my hubby to go back to school b/c of the possible opportunities if he does no matter what he goes back for. I had a lot of experiences throughout college and I don't want him to feel I'm better b/c I went to school so when mi deh I'm Kimmy until mi go a work mi turn Shau-Shanna.