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a very tight nit group

What is with all these tight nits for you and Kip? Sounds pretty lousy to me! :lol:

Seriously though, congratulations in advance on the anticipated arrival!! :D

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My spouse isnt from Eastern Europe but I once watched a documentary where men bought contact information for Russian or Ukranian women. And they went to the said countries to meet hte women. Most of the women needed translators and didnt even speak English.

But you know, it was pretty cute :)

The women looked genuinely interested and had a lot of fun with the men. I think in the after story one of them married his wife and started the immigration process for her :)

First I heard of that. :lol:

Who'da thunk it?

:wow:

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Yeah, I know, right? :lol:

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My spouse isnt from Eastern Europe but I once watched a documentary where men bought contact information for Russian or Ukranian women. And they went to the said countries to meet hte women. Most of the women needed translators and didnt even speak English.

But you know, it was pretty cute :)

The women looked genuinely interested and had a lot of fun with the men. I think in the after story one of them married his wife and started the immigration process for her :)

I watched one of those and thought to myself, "That dude wouldn't get laid here either. No wonder he's grasping at straws." That's the typical thought process behind why we all go buy trophy wives in the first place but the funny thing is most of the RUBbers I've met are "high level players" and the women here just didn't do much for them. They literally scoured the earth looking for a suitable mate.

What was funny to me though was any man who can't get laid in RUB countries should probably explore the possibility that he's a homosexual or move out of his mom's basement. Finding women in RUB is like finding the sunshine. Sure, it can be difficult at times, but there are days when the sun doesn't set!

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I watched one of those and thought to myself, "That dude wouldn't get laid here either. No wonder he's grasping at straws." That's the typical thought process behind why we all go buy trophy wives in the first place but the funny thing is most of the RUBbers I've met are "high level players" and the women here just didn't do much for them. They literally scoured the earth looking for a suitable mate.

What was funny to me though was any man who can't get laid in RUB countries should probably explore the possibility that he's a homosexual or move out of his mom's basement. Finding women in RUB is like finding the sunshine. Sure, it can be difficult at times, but there are days when the sun doesn't set!

He should be able to get laid before he leaves the airport. I suggest passing on the low hanging fruit and go for the city! Sidewalk cafe's and clubs were like shooting fish in a barrel. There is something wrong that it is THAT easy, but I never had a chance to study a possible solution.

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Are you guys saying RUB women are easy and pose no challenge?

It sounds to me like the perfect place for the low level players who don't have any game.

Nice bait aj. You even got two plus 1's from the usual cows.

Dodge min van or foreign sports car? Decisions, decisions... :unsure:

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Are you guys saying RUB women are easy and pose no challenge?

It sounds to me like the perfect place for the low level players who don't have any game.

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Are you guys saying RUB women are easy and pose no challenge?

It sounds to me like the perfect place for the low level players who don't have any game.

I woke up naked with Alla.

slim's post was chock full of contradictions... just pointing that out.

high level players don't play where anyone can score.

that's just not how high level game works.

They don't wake up naked with Alla. I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!! :dance:

The avatar is Alla from a perfume ad. Those are really her lips. She really wakes me up with them. Nice alarm clock. Just pointing that out.

Who do "high level" players wake up with? What do they use for an alarm clock?

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Nice bait aj. You even got two plus 1's from the usual cows.

Dodge min van or foreign sports car? Decisions, decisions... :unsure:

I wake up naked with Alla, but I have a Dodge mini van. :blush:

AND a PIckup Truck! :P

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Nice bait aj. You even got two plus 1's from the usual cows.

Dodge min van or foreign sports car? Decisions, decisions... :unsure:

Five people who do not wake up with naked RUB women next to them have given him +1. Probably carpets all over their house. :lol:

Must be high level players like AJ. :D

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It's all about the accent.

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I wake up naked with Alla, but I have a Dodge mini van. :blush:

AND a PIckup Truck! :P

I've got the Dodge mini-van, the p/u truck, and I will raise you a BMW motor-cycle! :lol:

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