For the RUB hunters out there.. neighbor whack a wolf

[Tim/Mav 305]

That'll make a nice rug.

Yes, a Nice Rug. But if you loose. You will be 3 Turds in a Snowbank.

[tmma 467]

Yes, a Nice Rug. But if you loose. You will be 3 Turds in a Snowbank.

yeah, no doubt.

[visaveteran1 33]

Awhile back I knew this guy who had two wolf dogs. They got into it with another guy's dog and the dog's owner tried to break up the fight (very bad idea) and got bitten on his arm very deeply. He ended up getting a nasty infection that was hard to treat. He was bedridden for quite awhile and it looked like he might not recover but finally did. The same two wolf dogs killed a neighbor's cat. Usually a cat can discourage a dog attack by clawing on the snout or running away...but those wolf dogs took him out. They were some bad news pets.

[Tim/Mav 305]

Awhile back I knew this guy who had two wolf dogs. They got into it with another guy's dog and the dog's owner tried to break up the fight (very bad idea) and got bitten on his arm very deeply. He ended up getting a nasty infection that was hard to treat. He was bedridden for quite awhile and it looked like he might not recover but finally did. The same two wolf dogs killed a neighbor's cat. Usually a cat can discourage a dog attack by clawing on the snout or running away...but those wolf dogs took him out. They were some bad news pets.

Yes a very bad idea to attempt that. Never try and break-up a fight when the hair is raised high and the demeanor is out of hand. Been there, done that. Not worth it. The scar on my hand is still there.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

So two guys were going hiking in Alaska and one was putting on running shoes and put a can of pepper spray in his pocket. "What is that for?" his friend asked. "Grizzly bears" was his friend's reply.

So off they go on their walk and soon enough they come across some sh*t in the trail. His friend says "This is black bear sh*t" How do you know? asked his one with pepper spray. "It is round and smooth and has bits of berries in it"

A little while later they came upon another pile of sh*t, this one a considerably larger pile of sh*t. "this is grizzly sh*t" said the one. How do you know? asked Pepper spray Guy. "It is large and lumpy it has bits of running shoe it and smells of pepper spray!"

[Tim/Mav 305]

So two guys were going hiking in Alaska and one was putting on running shoes and put a can of pepper spray in his pocket. "What is that for?" his friend asked. "Grizzly bears" was his friend's reply.

So off they go on their walk and soon enough they come across some sh*t in the trail. His friend says "This is black bear sh*t" How do you know? asked his one with pepper spray. "It is round and smooth and has bits of berries in it"

A little while later they came upon another pile of sh*t, this one a considerably larger pile of sh*t. "this is grizzly sh*t" said the one. How do you know? asked Pepper spray Guy. "It is large and lumpy it has bits of running shoe it and smells of pepper spray!"

HHaahhahahahah!

[Brad and Vika 129]

Awhile back I knew this guy who had two wolf dogs. They got into it with another guy's dog and the dog's owner tried to break up the fight (very bad idea) and got bitten on his arm very deeply. He ended up getting a nasty infection that was hard to treat. He was bedridden for quite awhile and it looked like he might not recover but finally did. The same two wolf dogs killed a neighbor's cat. Usually a cat can discourage a dog attack by clawing on the snout or running away...but those wolf dogs took him out. They were some bad news pets.

When you say wolf dog, do you mean half wolf, half dog, or just a domesticated wolf?

So two guys were going hiking in Alaska and one was putting on running shoes and put a can of pepper spray in his pocket. "What is that for?" his friend asked. "Grizzly bears" was his friend's reply.

So off they go on their walk and soon enough they come across some sh*t in the trail. His friend says "This is black bear sh*t" How do you know? asked his one with pepper spray. "It is round and smooth and has bits of berries in it"

A little while later they came upon another pile of sh*t, this one a considerably larger pile of sh*t. "this is grizzly sh*t" said the one. How do you know? asked Pepper spray Guy. "It is large and lumpy it has bits of running shoe it and smells of pepper spray!"

[visaveteran1 33]

When you say wolf dog, do you mean half wolf, half dog, or just a domesticated wolf?

The former.

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

less wolves means more lib joggers though.

[visaveteran1 33]

less wolves means more lib joggers though.

Yes, what happened to "the law of the jungle?" Joggers are part of the food chain.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Yes, what happened to "the law of the jungle?" Joggers are part of the food chain.

The other wolves will grow even bigger now. More liberals to go around, I mean you take out one of the people eating the deviled eggs at a party and I say "More for me!"

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Funny Joke

A baby seal walks into a club...

That's it. Thats the joke.

[Ban Hammer 13,143]

Funny Joke

A baby seal walks into a club...

[Laveau 67]

ok, so do wolves really grow to be that big?

[mox 298]

Only the really big ones!