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[Inna & Brian 11]

Don't leave us hanging. Why is she calling? To make sure you aren't entertaining some Ukrainians girls from the fish packing plant?

[Darnell 8,478]

well, at least yer not a Funeral Director in the Frozen Tundra.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Don't leave us hanging. Why is she calling? To make sure you aren't entertaining some Ukrainians girls from the fish packing plant?

That one still has her head fckd up. It comes up only when she's mad and lost her cool. My screw ups in Belarus at the strip clubs, night clubs.. my bachelor party...her mom, her friend/class mate, etc.. are always the first to come up, and if she's really on a roll then the cannery chicks come up. It all depends on how long she's b*tching seeing how there's a pecking order in what comes up first.

But naw, she calls to make sure I can't sleep. If she's calling me every two hours, no real chance for me to jump back in bed and nod off. And she has someone ratting me out because the few times Iv'e walked over the bar to have a few she knows about it the next day and that one sets her off. This town is so small you can't fart without everyone knowing about it. She's wearing thin with the tude. Now she's freaked out that I'm going back to work on the slope because she knows that requires one to two day layovers in Anchorage depending on the weather and she thinks I'm going to screw up there. She's got no faith.

well, at least yer not a Funeral Director in the Frozen Tundra.

Grave diggers here have it easy. I dug a few graves with the backhoe here when I was running the maintenance for the city here. Bodies stay in a meat locker until break up when the ground thaws out enough to plant them.

[Inna & Brian 11]

That one still has her head fckd up. It comes up only when she's mad and lost her cool. My screw ups in Belarus at the strip clubs, night clubs.. my bachelor party...her mom, her friend/class mate, etc.. are always the first to come up, and if she's really on a roll then the cannery chicks come up..

And then he says:

. She's wearing thin with the tude and she thinks I'm going to screw up there. She's got no faith.

[TBoneTX 45,090]

many men prefer smallish to mediumish breasts

Uh, man: "Anything more than a mouthful... is preferred, si man!"

she's calling me every two hours

Disable the phone, geez man!

She's wearing thin with the tude.

And how do you plan to deal with it, huh man?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

That one still has her head fckd up. It comes up only when she's mad and lost her cool. My screw ups in Belarus at the strip clubs, night clubs.. my bachelor party...her mom, her friend/class mate, etc.. are always the first to come up, and if she's really on a roll then the cannery chicks come up. It all depends on how long she's b*tching seeing how there's a pecking order in what comes up first.

I would just be dead.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I wish I had a couple of hot twins....or even slept during the day. It's like this. In the past month it's gotten above 0 here three times...one being today, but with the windchill it's way below zero. Seeing how we can only plug one vehicle in (block heater) otherwise two vehicles blows this old school breaker, I have to go out and start her car every 4 - 5 hours to make sure it starts. My truck doesn't get plugged in and it's dead as a dog until I jump it, but nowhere to really go here so no need to jump it until the cold snap breaks. So I get up at 4 - 5am start her car and let it run for about 20-30 min., have my coffee and smoke, check emails, feed her cat, and make her breakfast before she takes off for work.

Then to screw me on any sleep she calls me at her first break (10am) to say hello, calls me on her lunch (12pm) to say hello, and calls me at last break (3pm) to say hello. I finally caught on to why she's doing this although I haven't let her know that I know...or I think I know. Then it's time to start dinner around 4-4:30pm. My biggy of the day is walking to the grocery store and post office. My life sucks atm.

Alla calls me frequently during the day or expects me to call her, at any rate there is a lot of comunication. I do not believe it is her checking on me, I am pretty sure of that. There being no cannery chicks, strip clubs, MIL or sister history in our case, I am pretty sure I am safe. There was the incident where I suggested a man cave in the basement with posters of girls in bikinis (bad Idea) but she seems to have gotten over that.

You guys have all the cold weather. It has only been below zero here 3 days so far this winter and even then nothing colder than -9 which is really not even cold. We barely have any snow in the valley at all and we got all that in the last few days. It was 38 yesterday! We have barely slowed down on work and we are far ahead of schedule on several projects which will mean BONUSES for me!

I am hoping I am wrong about global warming and this could be a trend. I doubt it but it is nice to think about.

[slim 1,523]

The OP is spot-on for the older chicks. But the younger chicks..... wow!

The RUB girls know what it takes to catch a husband. There are no cutesy profile pics of her face from college. There are bikini and lingerie pics from professionally done foto spreads. These girls know what it takes to catch a man!

Whenever I'm really stressed out I'll scroll through the "man wanted" sections. Beautiful women lower my blood pressure. And it's been proven scientifically, staring at breasts is good for your health!

Of course you have to be a materialistic vain bloodsucker in order for artificial boobs to make you feel better about "yourself"

I knew a girl once with a smokin-hot body. She was almost perfect in every way. Except one. No breasts. I joked with a buddy of mine, "She's $3,000 away from the perfect body."

In truth she had proportional A cups so it wasn't all bad. There was something there I just preferred a little bit more.

I wish I had a couple of hot twins....

It's cool, but twins have an interesting dynamic. They're always there. The sister always has to know everything. It's like they can't help being completely involved in each other's lives. It's fun to do both at once.... but you have two sets of problems. Always. Forever. Sh!t gets old pretty quick.

Uh, man: "Anything more than a mouthful... is preferred, si man!"=

Yep.

I'm not a fan of the committee.

Alla calls me frequently during the day

I rarely talk with my wife. If I had a dollar for every time she's called me I'd have about 12 bucks.

[Ban Hammer 13,283]

If I had a dollar for every time she's called me I'd have about 12 bucks.

not me, because every time the wife calls me, she wants me to go to the store and get something for her. i'd need at least $20 every time the wife called me to have any money in my pocket.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Uh, man: "Anything more than a mouthful... is preferred, si man!"

I prefer the smaller ones myself...no bigger than "B cup". Otherwise the gravity thing comes into play later on down the road.

Disable the phone, geez man!

Not an option. I thought about it a few times, but I know what the consequences would be to that one. My ears can only handle so much.

And how do you plan to deal with it, huh man?

I got an ace in the hole...that I found out by accident. We had a blow out here a few months ago and I told her I was moving in with my brother until I could find a place. That one shook her up big time... alligator tears and the whole nine yards. My brother is an animal and he hits the bar every night after work so I'm thinking that's the reason...not sure but I know it stopped her b*tching for at least a week or better.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Alla calls me frequently during the day or expects me to call her, at any rate there is a lot of comunication. I do not believe it is her checking on me, I am pretty sure of that. There being no cannery chicks, strip clubs, MIL or sister history in our case, I am pretty sure I am safe. There was the incident where I suggested a man cave in the basement with posters of girls in bikinis (bad Idea) but she seems to have gotten over that.

You guys have all the cold weather. It has only been below zero here 3 days so far this winter and even then nothing colder than -9 which is really not even cold. We barely have any snow in the valley at all and we got all that in the last few days. It was 38 yesterday! We have barely slowed down on work and we are far ahead of schedule on several projects which will mean BONUSES for me!

I am hoping I am wrong about global warming and this could be a trend. I doubt it but it is nice to think about.

I think every guy needs his own TV room...or getaway room. I can't do ####### until we move in our house in Big Lake/Wasilla where I'l have fast internet. Then I can go back to come good ol computer gaming. It's my escape when I stopped hitting the bars. It's addictive but its fun.

Your lucky with your winter this year. So far we have had god only knows how many days where it hit -20 to - 30 here. That's not even factoring in the wind chill. Peeps around this part say it's the longest cold snap they can remember. We have at least another week of this ####### according to Weather Underground.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

The OP is spot-on for the older chicks. But the younger chicks..... wow!

The RUB girls know what it takes to catch a husband. There are no cutesy profile pics of her face from college. There are bikini and lingerie pics from professionally done foto spreads. These girls know what it takes to catch a man!

Whenever I'm really stressed out I'll scroll through the "man wanted" sections. Beautiful women lower my blood pressure. And it's been proven scientifically, staring at breasts is good for your health!

I sometimes think RUB chicks wrote the book on how to catch a guy. I can sometimes picture them sharpening their teeth with a nail file. Maybe it's the competition thing over there that gives them that persona, but whatever it is it seems to work for them.

I knew a girl once with a smokin-hot body. She was almost perfect in every way. Except one. No breasts. I joked with a buddy of mine, "She's $3,000 away from the perfect body."

In truth she had proportional A cups so it wasn't all bad. There was something there I just preferred a little bit more.

B (cup) stands for beautiful. "D

It's cool, but twins have an interesting dynamic. They're always there. The sister always has to know everything. It's like they can't help being completely involved in each other's lives. It's fun to do both at once.... but you have two sets of problems. Always. Forever. Sh!t gets old pretty quick.

I still want to know what it's like just once. You lived it, and I want to....even if it's a 24 hour shot.

I rarely talk with my wife. If I had a dollar for every time she's called me I'd have about 12 bucks.

not me, because every time the wife calls me, she wants me to go to the store and get something for her. i'd need at least $20 every time the wife called me to have any money in my pocket.

[Darnell 8,478]

not me, because every time the wife calls me, she wants me to go to the store and get something for her. i'd need at least $20 every time the wife called me to have any money in my pocket.

This is a sign of a normal, healthy relationship. Good for you !

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Your lucky with your winter this year. So far we have had god only knows how many days where it hit -20 to - 30 here. That's not even factoring in the wind chill. Peeps around this part say it's the longest cold snap they can remember. We have at least another week of this ####### according to Weather Underground.

This concerns me because it means global warming is probably not the reason we have had a mild winter and it could change any moment. Bummer.

[AmyWrites 593]

That one still has her head fckd up. It comes up only when she's mad and lost her cool. My screw ups in Belarus at the strip clubs, night clubs.. my bachelor party...her mom, her friend/class mate, etc.. are always the first to come up, and if she's really on a roll then the cannery chicks come up. It all depends on how long she's b*tching seeing how there's a pecking order in what comes up first.

But naw, she calls to make sure I can't sleep. If she's calling me every two hours, no real chance for me to jump back in bed and nod off. And she has someone ratting me out because the few times Iv'e walked over the bar to have a few she knows about it the next day and that one sets her off. This town is so small you can't fart without everyone knowing about it. She's wearing thin with the tude. Now she's freaked out that I'm going back to work on the slope because she knows that requires one to two day layovers in Anchorage depending on the weather and she thinks I'm going to screw up there. She's got no faith.

I don't think it's possible to ever trust someone after they've screwed up... but... just turn off the phone, or put it so that when she calls you it won't ring.

OP, no, Russian women don't give up. When my Russian friends take pictures of themselves, it's usually what seems like a thousand photos, and only two or three are deemed perfect enough to be on the internet. The bad plastic surgeries in Moscow give me a daily dose of laughter on the metro, but I would certainly do a "####### job fund" in this city. They make me look like Pamela Anderson, these Russian girls, but that's good.

Edited January 18, 2012 by AmyWrites