Fiance's beware

[Dan and Judy 614]

Dan, you writing a journal? This would be great fodder for it.

That's an idea.

I suppose I could just copy and paste my Visajourney posts

[Darnell 8,478]

Well, it's a start - then blend in your private thoughts and opinions, which, IME/O - is what sells to the masses.

Don't give those away on VJ, aye?

[Ugly_American 11]

My wife surprised my one day with something she calls a 'buttercup'. She farts in her fist and delivers it deceitfully to my nose. It's very effective and shocking. I've since made several clever attacks. My proudest attack was farting into the tube of a toilet paper roll and offering it to her to blow her nose. She may have introduced this modern warfare tactic but i have advanced the technology.

[Dan and Judy 614]

My wife surprised my one day with something she calls a 'buttercup'. She farts in her fist and delivers it deceitfully to my nose. It's very effective and shocking. I've since made several clever attacks. My proudest attack was farting into the tube of a toilet paper roll and offering it to her to blow her nose. She may have introduced this modern warfare tactic but i have advanced the technology.

I'm afraid to ask what she has in her hand in your picture

[sunandmoon 450]

My wife surprised my one day with something she calls a 'buttercup'. She farts in her fist and delivers it deceitfully to my nose. It's very effective and shocking. I've since made several clever attacks. My proudest attack was farting into the tube of a toilet paper roll and offering it to her to blow her nose. She may have introduced this modern warfare tactic but i have advanced the technology.

I'm afraid to ask what she has in her hand in your picture

it may not be something any of us wants to know...

[Darnell 8,478]

I'm afraid to ask what she has in her hand in your picture

I'll hazard a guess -

tis a collection of buttercups, stored under pressure in a ballon-type enclosure.

[X Factor 1,111]

There are 3 rings in a reationship. First - the engagement ring. Second - the wedding ring. Third - the suffer ring

You are experiencing the 3rd ring now haha.

[duriantaste 44]

The sound of farts are imagination according to my wife. Then I ask her, how about that funny smell I just smelled after the imaginary sound? She gives me this reply: ? Who do I think she is, she is not Einstein, she doesn't have answers to all my questions.

[Removed-02242014 19]

Now I get the term ".... The Philippine Islands were formed by gasses trapped beneath the earth's surface...."