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[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I was trying to find this made for TV movie that's about twenty years old or so but it fits the UK forum to a "T". It's about this free wheeling fun loving woman brought up in the Caribbean on a plantation who hooks up with this Englishman (young English lord). Eventually she leaves the island with him for England...against her wishes, and she becomes so depressed by the stuffiness of the people there, weather, and lifestyle that she burns the house down with her in it...suicide. It's based in the 18th 19th century. I want to say Barbara Carrara is in it, but it didn't check out on wiki. Seriously though that thread over there is like watching paint dry.

Edited January 12, 2012 by Why_Me

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Any testosterone in the UK forum will be quickly beaten to death by women using bars of soap wrapped up in towels, the source of the hormone will be tracked down, cut off, ground up and fed to their cats.

I think you're missing the point, Champ-A-Dilly. The UK ladies have more testosterone than all the males in the lower 48. They can break industrial vacuums in half with their bare hands. They are angry, mustached, and motivated.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Reminds me of a story Rin and I heard on the radio a few years ago. A newlywed of 22 years asked her grandmother who had been married for 50 years what her secret was. Grandma replied "Keep his stomach full and his balls empty!" Since that time my favorite line for Rin is "Well, I'm not hungry...."

My brother had a T-shirt that has a list of bs to impress women...bring flowers, wine, poetry, etc... it was like a dozen different things, and then towards the bottom of the shirt it had a list for women on how to impress a man. It had two things listed; 1. Bring food 2. Show up naked

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I think you're missing the point, Champ-A-Dilly. The UK ladies have more testosterone than all the males in the lower 48. They can break industrial vacuums in half with their bare hands. They are angry, mustached, and motivated.

And you think I missed that point and married a Ukrainian woman by mistake?

Yeah right, and every morning I wake up, look at Alla laying next to me and think "Dammit, I coulda had a UK chick"

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Is she broken?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Reminds me of a story Rin and I heard on the radio a few years ago. A newlywed of 22 years asked her grandmother who had been married for 50 years what her secret was. Grandma replied "Keep his stomach full and his balls empty!" Since that time my favorite line for Rin is "Well, I'm not hungry...."

OMG we are back to being emptied again! THAT will bring the irate UKchicks from across the pond!

My brother had a T-shirt that has a list of bs to impress women...bring flowers, wine, poetry, etc... it was like a dozen different things, and then towards the bottom of the shirt it had a list for women on how to impress a man. It had two things listed; 1. Bring food 2. Show up naked

My heart is just inside my zipper!

[Empress of Groovy 373]

And you think I missed that point and married a Ukrainian woman by mistake?

Yeah right, and every morning I wake up, look at Alla laying next to me and think "Dammit, I coulda had a UK chick"

You step right into it, every time.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

OMG we are back to being emptied again! THAT will bring the irate UKchicks from across the pond!

My heart is just inside my zipper!

That's gotta be a RUB chick thing....them never wanting you to leave the house on your own if your not "emptied". It's like the chances of me messing around on here in this ####### hole village are zero to none, and she still has that "emptied thing" she does. Expect she uses different terminology. "It must come out."...in that low emotionless RUB accent of hers. At first I was like "#######" I'm not a piece of plumbing...but now I just go along with it. I mean why fight it.

Edited January 12, 2012 by Why_Me

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

You step right into it, every time.

English only. This is not the UK forum.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

...but now I just go along with it. I mean why fight it.

Indeed! I try to keep her happy and feeling safe.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

English only. This is not the UK forum.

It could be worse you know. You could be tied up in a chair with your eye lids taped open and forced to watch hours of vintage Monty Python.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/346422-spotted-#######/page__view__findpost__p__5098575 <---- It's not like I didn't give them a chance to save that thread....and they still blew it.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/346422-spotted-#######/page__view__findpost__p__5098575 <---- It's not like I didn't give them a chance to save that thread....and they still blew it.

It was a heroic attempt, Kip.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

It was a heroic attempt, Kip.

You gals are ok in my book, but you scare guys off. It's like you gals over there go out of your way to run guys off in that forum without even realizing it. The UK forum is like the complete opposite of this forum...it's oil and water.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

You gals are ok in my book, but you scare guys off. It's like you gals over there go out of your way to run guys off in that forum without even realizing it. The UK forum is like the complete opposite of this forum...it's oil and water.

I think you have a vivid imagination.