FSU women and Sexual Harassement

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

To this day, I sometimes ruminate on the great bodily death that would have been inflicted upon me had this question from ex-Mrs.-T-B. been answered in the appropriate way:

"Dear, does this dress make me look fat?"

"No, Dear; the dress doesn't make you look fat. You ARE fat!"

Never look back TB!

[slim 1,514]

Twins has been my all time fantasy along with turning out a hot young virgin nun. It probably will never happen...like winning the lottery but it's still at the top of my list.

I've checked the twins box on my list thanks to an old girlfriend and her freaky sister. Nice. Very nice. Something everyone should do at least once in their life.

Hot young virgin nuns is a completely different challenge. How many hot young virgin nuns are there? I've never seen one.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I've checked the twins box on my list thanks to an old girlfriend and her freaky sister. Nice. Very nice. Something everyone should do at least once in their life.

Hot young virgin nuns is a completely different challenge. How many hot young virgin nuns are there? I've never seen one.

You lcky fck! I would give my left nut for the hot twin thing. I don't even know any identical twins up here..and the only hot nun Iv'e ever seen was on TV...but I know there has to be one out there somewhere.

[1HappyGuy 45]

Never look back TB!

I'll second that Gary. The last time I saw my ex she was looking pretty dried up from all that sun. I prefer the soft creamy skin of my wife to the tight leathery prune face of the ex. I am so glad I was able to upgrade. And the upgrades were great.

1. Younger model by 11 years.

2. Chassis in much better shape and built.

3. Loaded with educational features and languages.

4. Goes from zero to sexy in 1.6 seconds.

5. Monthly maintenance limited to 3 days.

6. No change in prep time, but outcome is improved.

7. Gives a very pleasurable ride.

Now that's what I call an upgrade. :rofl:

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I'll second that Gary. The last time I saw my ex she was looking pretty dried up from all that sun. I prefer the soft creamy skin of my wife to the tight leathery prune face of the ex. I am so glad I was able to upgrade. And the upgrades were great.

1. Younger model by 11 years.

2. Chassis in much better shape and built.

3. Loaded with educational features and languages.

4. Goes from zero to sexy in 1.6 seconds.

5. Monthly maintenance limited to 3 days.

6. No change in prep time, but outcome is improved.

7. Gives a very pleasurable ride.

Now that's what I call an upgrade. :rofl:

Ferrari > mini van

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I've checked the twins box on my list thanks to an old girlfriend and her freaky sister. Nice. Very nice. Something everyone should do at least once in their life.

Hot young virgin nuns is a completely different challenge. How many hot young virgin nuns are there? I've never seen one.

When I was young I actually dated three sisters and um, got to know all three very well, but NOT at the same time. I suppose that does not count. They were also not twins.

I'll second that Gary. The last time I saw my ex she was looking pretty dried up from all that sun. I prefer the soft creamy skin of my wife to the tight leathery prune face of the ex. I am so glad I was able to upgrade. And the upgrades were great.

1. Younger model by 11 years.

2. Chassis in much better shape and built.

3. Loaded with educational features and languages.

4. Goes from zero to sexy in 1.6 seconds.

5. Monthly maintenance limited to 3 days.

6. No change in prep time, but outcome is improved.

7. Gives a very pleasurable ride.

Now that's what I call an upgrade. :rofl:

[slim 1,514]

You lcky fck! I would give my left nut for the hot twin thing. I don't even know any identical twins up here..and the only hot nun Iv'e ever seen was on TV...but I know there has to be one out there somewhere.

My first assignment in the Air Force was Minot, North Dakota. As a reward for going to that God-forsaken place, God granted me twins.

When I was young I actually dated three sisters and um, got to know all three very well, but NOT at the same time. I suppose that does not count. They were also not twins.

While it doesn't "technically" count as twins, you can claim THREE sisters!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

My first assignment in the Air Force was Minot, North Dakota. As a reward for going to that God-forsaken place, God granted me twins.

While it doesn't "technically" count as twins, you can claim THREE sisters!

I have been to Minot. I would need twins to go again.

And yeah, that's what I thought! Three sisters, ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhh! What really blew me away was the youngest one was BY FAR the best, not even a comparison and she was in the "barely legal" age class. An incredible anomoly of nature.

[james&olya 1,121]

My first assignment in the Air Force was Minot, North Dakota. As a reward for going to that God-forsaken place, God granted me twins.

Why not Minot?

Freezin's the reason!

(couldn't resist, an old USAF joke. ND gives winter a bad rep!)

[eekee 182]

The sun is the key in aging. My mom always tried to get me to get out in the sun more when I was a teenager, saying it'd be "healthier"... but that's why I still look like a teenager now.

Whenever I see women in Florida or down the shore, they always look terrible no matter how thin they are because they are all freckly and wrinkly.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

The sun is the key in aging. My mom always tried to get me to get out in the sun more when I was a teenager, saying it'd be "healthier"... but that's why I still look like a teenager now.

Whenever I see women in Florida or down the shore, they always look terrible no matter how thin they are because they are all freckly and wrinkly.

Lucky Kira...she will look like a teenager when she is 83

[slim 1,514]

There's a lot of truth to that. Also why many cosmetics now have SPF ratings.

[TBoneTX 44,679]

Why not Minot?

Freezin's the reason!

(couldn't resist, an old USAF joke. ND gives winter a bad rep!)

One word in upsmanship: Adak, man.

http://biggovernment.com/kblackwell/2010/03/11/if-guantanamo-closes-use-adak/

Edited November 30, 2011 by TBoneTX

[james&olya 1,121]

One word in upsmanship: Adak, man.

http://biggovernment.com/kblackwell/2010/03/11/if-guantanamo-closes-use-adak/

Were you in Adak? I never saw Adak or Shemya but I almost accepted orders to Shemya in the 80's. I was in Fairbanks,AK and saw temps go to -60! Adak never gets nearly that cold but it is a miserable place to live. NOTHING there, not even trees! Cold and wet summer and winter.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

Were you in Adak? I never saw Adak or Shemya but I almost accepted orders to Shemya in the 80's. I was in Fairbanks,AK and saw temps go to -60! Adak never gets nearly that cold but it is a miserable place to live. NOTHING there, not even trees! Cold and wet summer and winter.

Adak is the epitome of government waste. Shemya has some empty buildings but it doesn't have near the facilities of Adak. When Alaska had Murkowski and Stevens as senators they were getting Alaska major pork barrel money. I have a few pipe fitter friends that rotate out of Adak to make sure the empty buildings don't freeze...and all those buildings are empty. It's a ghost town. They were building new schools, movie theaters, stores, houses, etc.. in Adak up until the day they shut it down. It's a new town with nothing there but Seagulls and Walruses. Billions of dollars for nothing.

Here's a few pics of Adak I jacked off the web.

Edited December 1, 2011 by Why_Me