51-year-old Russian tycoon Alexander Lebedev, a former KGB agent, punches Sergei Polonsky on live TV

[웃 910]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0UUwb9aXmVQ

Edited September 18, 2011 by Lord Infamous

[Ban Hammer 13,283]

:dance: and in this corner, weighing in at 2.0 billion......

[slim 1,523]

I'd like to see more of this on American TV.

[SMR 368]

Sergei Polonsky looks like he's crazy, smiling like that. Only crazy people smile in pictures.

[slim 1,523]

Sergei Polonsky looks like he's crazy, smiling like that. Only crazy people smile in pictures.

Since being married to a RUBber my "smile" has changed quite a bit. Now, in all our pictures, we have the "Russian smile."

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Since being married to a RUBber my "smile" has changed quite a bit. Now, in all our pictures, we have the "Russian smile."

Russian smile? See above and left.

One of the most refreshing things about living in Ukraine was the total lack of BULLSH*T! If you say to a Ukrainian "Hi, how are you?" you better have a lot of time to listen! If you don't care (and who does, really?)then give the Russian smile and keep walking.

Also, as this indicates, there is a complete lack of liability attorneys in Ukraine (they don't make enough money and need to drive private taxis to pay their bills) so you CAN punch someone in the nose that badly needs a punch in the nose.

You can also choose to ride in taxis driven by attorneys that have no doors, or you can hold out for a car with doors AND windshield driven by a doctor.

[slim 1,523]

Also, as this indicates, there is a complete lack of liability attorneys in Ukraine (they don't make enough money and need to drive private taxis to pay their bills) so you CAN punch someone in the nose that badly needs a punch in the nose.

We could use some of that here.

You can also choose to ride in taxis driven by attorneys that have no doors, or you can hold out for a car with doors AND windshield driven by a doctor.

The best I've ever seen was an ambulance with drunk, singing "doctors" hanging out the windows. "I hope we don't get hurt here."

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

We could use some of that here.

The best I've ever seen was an ambulance with drunk, singing "doctors" hanging out the windows. "I hope we don't get hurt here."

I was told at the hospital..."This is Ukraine, do NOT get sick"

When I see those extreme videos of people jumping off 5 story buildings into snow, or sledding off them, I think 2 things...

1. This video is from Russia

2. If they die, they no longer have to live in Russia.

[slim 1,523]

Excellent points.

... just don't say anything bad about Russia. Well, not to a Russian, anyway.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Excellent points.

... just don't say anything bad about Russia. Well, not to a Russian, anyway.

Sergey is always sending me funny videos from Russia. Crazy stuff.

[slim 1,523]

Sergey is always sending me funny videos from Russia. Crazy stuff.

Post 'em here!

[ONA 133]

... just don't say anything bad about Russia. Well, not to a Russian, anyway.

That is correct

[Dan and Judy 614]

Since being married to a RUBber my "smile" has changed quite a bit. Now, in all our pictures, we have the "Russian smile."

I had sex with a rubber but I never married one

[ONA 133]

I had sex with a rubber but I never married one

so what?

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Post 'em here!

I don't know how!

He sent me a hilarious Russian version of "Winnie the Pooh", a parody to be sure. Winnie and piglet are in search of "drugs" (honey) and they decide to roll a "drug dealer", Rabbit, for his honey, but Winnie forgot his gun at home. Piglet asks "How can you forget your f*ckin' gun!?" So instead winnie rolls piglet for all the money he has, $1, and goes to buy honey from rabbit. But not before further abusing piglet for only having "One f*ckin' dollar!"

Definitely not for children.

The best ones are the ads with hot girls in them for various products.