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[Captain Hammer 113]

In confirming with the misses (aka "General Hammer") last night that there is no word for "wedgie" in Russian, I had to explain to her what exactly a wedgie is. To which she replied: "well if you ever was to do this to me, it's a good idea that you don't ever plan to sleep again."

[slim 1,514]

In confirming with the misses (aka "General Hammer") last night that there is no word for "wedgie" in Russian, I had to explain to her what exactly a wedgie is. To which she replied: "well if you ever was to do this to me, it's a good idea that you don't ever plan to sleep again."

It's better to give girls wedgies in the front!

[Captain Hammer 113]

I'm pretty sure that will get me just as killed...or worse.

[TBoneTX 44,679]

"well if you ever was to do this to me, it's a good idea that you don't ever plan to sleep again."

This is a threat, and it means war. Give her an "atomic wedgie" and she'll wave the white flag in frantic semaphore, si man.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wedgie

Edited August 20, 2011 by TBoneTX

[Captain Hammer 113]

This is a threat, and it means war. Give her an "atomic wedgie" and she'll wave the white flag in frantic semaphore, si man.

Hey what did I ever do to you that you want me to die in the most horrible and creative way possible? :lol:

[TBoneTX 44,679]

Hey what did I ever do to you that you want me to die in the most horrible and creative way possible? :lol:

Wedgies are a sign of commitment to and in a relationship, see man. (Farts are a sign of love.)

Incidentally, one can tell that a marriage is healthy if one's partner, when having to fart in bed, provides as much advance notice as possible, turns at least 90 degrees (optimally, 180) away, and flaps the emissions out his/her side of the covers, si man.

[james&olya 1,121]

Wedgies are a sign of commitment to and in a relationship, see man. (Farts are a sign of love.)

Incidentally, one can tell that a marriage is healthy if one's partner, when having to fart in bed, provides as much advance notice as possible, turns at least 90 degrees (optimally, 180) away, and flaps the emissions out his/her side of the covers, si man.

Farting, anytime, anywhere, will get me an 'evil eye' worse than any I had ever known before!

I cannot even imagine what passing gas in bed might cause!

[Mandy_Amro 3]

:lol: I lol'ed at this thread! I don't think many Russians give each other wedgies, and if they do they don't have a special word for it. I remember some time ago explaining to Victor what a wedgie is and he thought it was hilarious! He also laughed at the similarity between the word veggies and wedgies, because I explained wedgies to him before I used the word "veggie."

-Amy

This is funny!

[Captain Hammer 113]

Farting, anytime, anywhere, will get me an 'evil eye' worse than any I had ever known before!

I cannot even imagine what passing gas in bed might cause!

Farting anytime, anywhere, will get me clobbered. Farting in bed would get me sent to sleep in the basement, no lie.

TBone, somehow I think Russian women are not quite as liberal in the farting department as Ecuadorian women.

[TBoneTX 44,679]

Farting, anytime, anywhere, will get me an 'evil eye' worse than any I had ever known before!

I cannot even imagine what passing gas in bed might cause!

Real men fart. Lustily, and often. Volume, pungency, and duration all count. Women can play, too. Tell her that the sooner she learns this, the sooner she'll be accepted into American society, si man.

[slim 1,514]

Real men fart. Lustily, and often. Volume, pungency, and duration all count. Women can play, too. Tell her that the sooner she learns this, the sooner she'll be accepted into American society, si man.

Right on!

And... the best is when someone is peforming oral sex and catches it right in the face. +1 for style points and good form!

[LvivLovers 39]

Farting would be pointless for me at this point as our newborn would clearly have me beat. He rattles them off in the hundreds per day. The silver lining is that I've finally found a great source of inspiration for some very creative new drum beats.

[TBoneTX 44,679]

somehow I think Russian women are not quite as liberal in the farting department as Ecuadorian women.

Tell her, "It's a blast, si man!"

[TBoneTX 44,679]

Farting would be pointless for me at this point as our newborn would clearly have me beat. He rattles them off in the hundreds per day.

Oh, absolutely, si man! I have dropped to 4th place in the 4-creature family behind (in order) Mrs. T-B. (the permanent World Champion, Mini-Bone (a la Mini-Lvivbone), and the cat, si man. Rather embarrassing, but I'll sacrifice for the cause, sigh man.

If Mini-Bone keeps up his proficiency and proclivity, he'll be the star of any fraternity party that he attends in later life, si man.

We risk admonishment from a Moderator, in that the on-topic purpose of this thread is Wedgies, really man.

Edited August 22, 2011 by TBoneTX

[ONA 133]

We risk admonishment from a Moderator, in that the on-topic purpose of this thread is Wedgies, really man.

Dont's worry, it's RUB