I have this friend .............

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Speaking of Sparrow School, I was welding some bar joist on a tilt up a few weeks back when I ripped the palm of my hand wide open after a guy tossed me up a sleever bar that had just been sharpened on a grinder. So I duct tape my hand up until I can do a better job of it when I get home. When I get home the wife see's the hand when I'm pulling off the duct tape and says in that typical RUB fashion of hers..; "I bet you cried like a leetle girl". And I'm thinking to myself; "####### did I ever do to deserve her? She must be a payback for every rotten thing Iv'e ever done in my life." So anyways she reaches into her purse and tosses me one of those chick panty liners and says; put this on it, you need it more than I do" It worked so I didn't complain. But she brings out the hydrogen peroxide douches my hand with it and when I flinched, she says to me.; "Don't be a leetle beesh, no Belarusian man would make face like that". So like an idiot (I forgot she still had the bottle in her hand), I say to her..;"Any real Belarusian man with half a brain would have ran from your ####### years ago and put as much ground between him and you as possible, and if your mom has half the mouth you do it's no wonder your ol man beat her ####### on a daily basis". Right after that is when she dumped half the bottle on my hand.

I'm telling ya, this marriage is like one big chess match where the opponents are always probing for a weakness. It makes my head hurt sometimes just thinking about it. If I could only catch a low lying cloud and ride it to wherever the wind takes it.....

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Not quite. Try Colombia. The women there are smoking.

You have to go to places where fast food hasn't taken over the culture, like it has in the US.

I admit I have not been to South America, but I will note that nearly 50% of fashion models come from the former Soviet Union and particularly from Russia, Ukraine and Belarus. I will also state that in every city I have been in the women are smoking HOT and they are everywhere. It is not a fluke or a misconception. It is immediately apparent on arrival, after being there a few minutes your head is spinning and it is like "#######! How long was I asleep on the plane and is this still planet earth?"

[visaveteran1 33]

I'm happy for all you guys who married your way to Nirvana. The beauty of the Russian women is there without question...but so is a lot of weirdness and annoyance and...well...they're still women. Still there's that once a month deal. Still love to spend your hard earned dough. Still can't drive worth a sh!t. And, yes, having sex with a hottie gets old too after the 200th time. Only thing left to try is a trapeze.

And, there is the "let down." That time you notice they stop with all the make-up and hot dresses like the old days when they'd dress up even for vacuuming. Three times a day dwindles to 3 times a week.

Women are women in certain base ways. The universality issues. I suppose they think the same about men.

Anyway...it is what it is. But I do get a little tired hearing how a guy's marriage is like an endless pleasure palace. Sometimes, for me, it's more like a trip to the circus.

But it's all relative...my wife on her worst day is still better than most days with A----- (censored) women.

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I'm happy for all you guys who married your way to Nirvana. The beauty of the Russian women is there without question...but so is a lot of weirdness and annoyance and...well...they're still women. Still there's that once a month deal. Still love to spend your hard earned dough. Still can't drive worth a sh!t. And, yes, having sex with a hottie gets old too after the 200th time. Only thing left to try is a trapeze.

And, there is the "let down." That time you notice they stop with all the make-up and hot dresses like the old days when they'd dress up even for vacuuming. Three times a day dwindles to 3 times a week.

Women are women in certain base ways. The universality issues. I suppose they think the same about men.

Anyway...it is what it is. But I do get a little tired hearing how a guy's marriage is like an endless pleasure palace. Sometimes, for me, it's more like a trip to the circus.

But it's all relative...my wife on her worst day is still better than most days with A----- (censored) women.

I have to agree with that entire post of yours (other than the you left out the fact where most RUB chicks can gut a man like a fish with a plastic spork and never break character).

It's all about "attrition".

[james&olya 1,121]

I have to agree with that entire post of yours (other than the you left out the fact where most RUB chicks can gut a man like a fish with a plastic spork and never break character).

It's all about "attrition".

[TBoneTX 44,674]

my wife on her worst day is still better than most days with A----- (censored) women.

Si, man. Now, just wait for the indignant invaderettes to express their (censored) opinions, uff man. Edited June 9, 2011 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 44,674]

If I could go back in time and change anything, I would have never sent her that link to the vibrator.

Need to look further back, si man: the most dangerous food is Wedding Cake.

Actually, it sounds like a VERY good sign that she wants to do "it" with YOU, see man?

[TBoneTX 44,674]

the national average for sex between married couples is something like 3 times a week or even less

Is THAT what it is, huh man? The statisticians never met my ex-wife, no man.

[TBoneTX 44,674]

better than most days with A----- (censored) women.

ALERT -- look at what they've started and are getting away with in the OT forum:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/313831-thank-god-for-my-foreign-husband/

[james&olya 1,121]

ALERT -- look at what they've started and are getting away with in the OT forum:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/313831-thank-god-for-my-foreign-husband/

It's OK, those chicks need lovin' too!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I'm happy for all you guys who married your way to Nirvana. The beauty of the Russian women is there without question...but so is a lot of weirdness and annoyance and...well...they're still women. Still there's that once a month deal. Still love to spend your hard earned dough. Still can't drive worth a sh!t. And, yes, having sex with a hottie gets old too after the 200th time. Only thing left to try is a trapeze.

And, there is the "let down." That time you notice they stop with all the make-up and hot dresses like the old days when they'd dress up even for vacuuming. Three times a day dwindles to 3 times a week.

Women are women in certain base ways. The universality issues. I suppose they think the same about men.

Anyway...it is what it is. But I do get a little tired hearing how a guy's marriage is like an endless pleasure palace. Sometimes, for me, it's more like a trip to the circus.

But it's all relative...my wife on her worst day is still better than most days with A----- (censored) women.

A bad day fishing is better than a good day working.

Weirdness, yes, but in a charming way. Annoyance...oh yeah, sometimes. The once a month deal has little to no affect in this house, but I understand that is an individual thing. Drive like sh!t? Yeah, no doubt. Probably worse than you even imagine. So far it hasn't gotten old for me...when does this happen?

ALERT -- look at what they've started and are getting away with in the OT forum:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/313831-thank-god-for-my-foreign-husband/

I think ALL American women should marry foreign husbands.

It's OK, those chicks need lovin' too!

It's all relative.

[slim 1,514]

I'm telling ya, this marriage is like one big chess match where the opponents are always probing for a weakness.

Someone gets it.

Not quite. Try Colombia. The women there are smoking.

They are. But they're brown. Most of the dudes that go wife shopping have a particular model in mind. Brown model, mocha model, black model, white model, Asian model (which also comes in brown), or homemade.

Looking in Colombia is nice, but it's not for everyone.

You have to go to places where fast food hasn't taken over the culture, like it has in the US.

Coupled with a lack of private transportation you're guaranteed a fit woman.

well...they're still women.

having sex with a hottie gets old too after the 200th time.

Halle Berry's been divorced, what, three times?

Not that it's all the same, but after you've "caught" the prey, it's time to go hunting again. We're hunters. A trophy is nice, but once it's on the wall it's on the wall.

It's all about "attrition".

Stalingrad.

[1HappyGuy 45]

ALERT -- look at what they've started and are getting away with in the OT forum:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/313831-thank-god-for-my-foreign-husband/

That was good. It was the best laugh all day. I didn't see any guys popping in there to complain about male bashing of American men like we seem to be subject to in the RUB. I still stand by the premise that American men make the best husbands in the world. Maybe someone will take a poll. :rofl:

[Ban Hammer 13,110]

one personal attack removed. next time there will be admin action.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

That was good. It was the best laugh all day. I didn't see any guys popping in there to complain about male bashing of American men like we seem to be subject to in the RUB. I still stand by the premise that American men make the best husbands in the world. Maybe someone will take a poll. :rofl:

Differences...

1. we do not have to "start" threads to praise our RUB wives. It is just spontaneous because they ARE that good.

2. We do not feel threatened by American women marrying foreign men and do not feel we lost anything. We kind of wish many more would do it.

3. I see no reason I would post in the thread or protest them marrying foreign men.