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dillon   6

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I thought me and shemmy were the only people with fart stories. :rofl:

I've got stories for DAYS!!!

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One day him like: Sophie how come me neva hear u fart yet. I say I squeeze it in. Hear him when u squeeze it it is the stinkest thing. I laughed so hard cuz its true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

dat wat roger a say, but they never smelled ours tho did they..soooooo :whistle:

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One day him like: Sophie how come me neva hear u fart yet. I say I squeeze it in. Hear him when u squeeze it it is the stinkest thing. I laughed so hard cuz its true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

This is so true!

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I don't understand why we can't fart in front of them. LOL Ray farts all damn day long.

I know right..we're human too...Den also does not want to acknowledge the fact that I have a cycle every month...he acts like it weirds him out...I'm like dude you're not in middle school stop with it already!!! :angry:

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I don't understand why we can't fart in front of them. LOL Ray farts all damn day long.

roger too since DAY ONE!!! i would just ignore it, but i was thinking :unsure:

i can say that ive never NOTICED him doing number 2.. i was like WOW he never leaves the bathroom stinky..

i guess his ish really DON'T stink!

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*JG*   2

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Awwww JG is everything okay, are YOU okay?

I'm fine. I just gave myself a headache waiting 2 hours to hear from him. He ended up all dirty and smoky and was raspy this morning from inhaling smoke. He's fine now. None of them were hurt.

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I know right..we're human too...Den also does not want to acknowledge the fact that I have a cycle every month...he acts like it weirds him out...I'm like dude you're not in middle school stop with it already!!! :angry:

Mikel always says that I am sick durning that time. I am like I am not sick...I have my PERIOD!

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10/15/09 - Touch I-485/I-765

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11/6/09 - EAD approved

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I'm fine. I just gave myself a headache waiting 2 hours to hear from him. He ended up all dirty and smoky and was raspy this morning from inhaling smoke. He's fine now. None of them were hurt.

damn girl, i didn't even see this post earlier

thank God their lives have been spared

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*JG*   2

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He had an entire bag full of stuff to give to his family down there...a lot of women's clothes.

He could've just said they were his :whistle:

Life's just a crazy ride on a run away train

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So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast

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Mikel always says that I am sick durning that time. I am like I am not sick...I have my PERIOD!

lmao

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I am fine right now actually but I would say by the weekend I will be missing him. I am happy for him that he got to go back down just a little disappointed that I couldn't go with him. I told my son I would beat him if he didn't stop crying. Total joke there...I told him he is the man of the house now and he needs to man up. Told him to go and take a shower and wash all that funk that he is feeling off and when he came out he was much better. Said he felt better too.

Ha ha.....man of the house in his spidey jammies!

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You can't go back for what you've missed

So make it count, hold on tight find a way to make it right

You only get one trip

So make it good, make it last 'cause it all flies by so fast

You only get one trip

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He could've just said they were his :whistle:

He would have gotten has a$$ kicked proper if he did. They would have thought he was a batty bwoy for sure. LOL. There were bras, high healed shoes, dresses....he would have died before telling them that they were his.

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9/25/09 -Mailed I-485/I-131/I-765

9/27/09 - Received by Chicago Lock Box

10/2/09 - Date on NAO1's

10/5/09 - Received NAO1's in the mail

10/5/09- Check cashed

10/11/09 - Received Biometrics letter in the mail

10/29/09- Biometrics appointment

10/14/09 - Walked in for Biometrics appointment

10/15/09 - Touch I-485/I-765

10/16/09 - I-485 transferred to CSC

11/6/09 - EAD approved

11/9/09 - Advance Parole approved

11/23/09- Received EAD/AP

12/2/09 - Email Card Production Ordered!!!!

12/9/09 - Card received

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I'm fine. I just gave myself a headache waiting 2 hours to hear from him. He ended up all dirty and smoky and was raspy this morning from inhaling smoke. He's fine now. None of them were hurt.

oh jg.. didn't catch this when i skimmed thru..Thank God no one was hurt.. i know that had to be terrible to go thru..

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