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Still shocked and apalled. Googling racist/sexist remarks not already part of the RUB vernacular. No results. Researching pie - distracted by pie.....

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My wife got a car, a Caribbean vacation and diamond ear rings yet she still doesn't give better sex. What did I do wrong?

Whoa. I think I married the wrong sort of guy!

/should I demand more high-maintenance things?

//not that we can afford it

///but we're still young and both on our first marriage, so.

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Whoa. I think I married the wrong sort of guy!

/should I demand more high-maintenance things?

//not that we can afford it

///but we're still young and both on our first marriage, so.

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No.

Canadians and or those associated with said terrorist organization are not allowed to make demands.

Until you do something about Celine Dion.

AND Shania Twain

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Whoa. I think I married the wrong sort of guy!

/should I demand more high-maintenance things?

//not that we can afford it

///but we're still young and both on our first marriage, so.

First marriages are usually to Americans or Canadians. It is a learning process. Be quiet and pay your dues. You can have an FSU woman when you are older, fatter, balder and richer...and you have to be richer AFTER your first wife gets done with you! :lol:

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First marriages are usually to Americans or Canadians. It is a learning process. Be quiet and pay your dues. You can have an FSU woman when you are older, fatter, balder and richer...and you have to be richer AFTER your first wife gets done with you! :lol:

Word to the wise - start hiding those assets now!!! :lol:

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Just a note to revive this old subject. The flowers are still working at least as well as they did a year ago. Maybe better.

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Just a note to revive this old subject. The flowers are still working at least as well as they did a year ago. Maybe better.

Tell me you at least bought new flowers! :lol:

It was a good thread, glad to see it is back. I have found that handyman projects are an even better aphrodisiac than flowers, but more expensive, more time consuming and more difficult. If you are planning on sex AND watching a football game all in one day...go with flowers.

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Tell me you at least bought new flowers! :lol:

It was a good thread, glad to see it is back. I have found that handyman projects are an even better aphrodisiac than flowers, but more expensive, more time consuming and more difficult. If you are planning on sex AND watching a football game all in one day...go with flowers.

The great thing is, the flowers can be almost any kind, from anywhere.

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In honor of this thread's revival, I guess I'll buy some flowers for my wife. Should go over pretty well since it's our anniversary tomorrow. Who knows, maybe she'll think they're for the anniversary!

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The great thing is, the flowers can be almost any kind, from anywhere.

just make sure to replace the card that says "rest in peace, grandma, we miss you"

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In honor of this thread's revival, I guess I'll buy some flowers for my wife. Should go over pretty well since it's our anniversary tomorrow. Who knows, maybe she'll think they're for the anniversary!

Whatever works Brad :lol: Happy anniversary :thumbs: This is six years, right?

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