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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Russia
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With the way these replies are going, it just shows it's been five o'clock somewhere!

I want a drunk pony, not just drunk, but druuuunk, one eye closed so he can see where he's driving us. All the while slurring his speech and telling me I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Ear all bent over and stumbling. Big #### sticker on his rear, "My pony puked in your honor students luch box".

11/13/2009 -- Mailed I-129F

11/17/2009 -- Received NOA 1

02/10/2010 -- NOA 2 Mailed

02/16/2010 -- NOA 2 Received (via email)

02/19/2010 -- Petition forwarded to Moscow

04/23/2010 -- Scheduled Interview - SUCCESS

07/20/2010 -- Entrance to USA POE Anchorage

08/21/2010 -- Wedding

11/04/2010 -- Mailed AOS

01/25/2011 -- AOS Interview - SUCCESS

Member of the RUB group, where high horses meet low brows.

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Russia
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No, no, no... He's not some sissy pony. He's the pony that passes out right inside the the bathroom door so no one else can get in there. WAKE UP!!! "Nehhh... eh." (that's the sound he'd make, but he's not Canadian or anything)

11/13/2009 -- Mailed I-129F

11/17/2009 -- Received NOA 1

02/10/2010 -- NOA 2 Mailed

02/16/2010 -- NOA 2 Received (via email)

02/19/2010 -- Petition forwarded to Moscow

04/23/2010 -- Scheduled Interview - SUCCESS

07/20/2010 -- Entrance to USA POE Anchorage

08/21/2010 -- Wedding

11/04/2010 -- Mailed AOS

01/25/2011 -- AOS Interview - SUCCESS

Member of the RUB group, where high horses meet low brows.

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How about a pony with machine gun-like sounding farts that has sand in its ####### and uses pies to soothe the irritation?

WHERE THE HELL IS THE BEER???

<-------- Not a Limey. I just love a Limey. *nods and winks* :star:

Ah yes, but do you point up to the left of your post?

I want a drunk pony, not just drunk, but druuuunk, one eye closed so he can see where he's driving us. All the while slurring his speech and telling me I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Ear all bent over and stumbling. Big #### sticker on his rear, "My pony puked in your honor students luch box".

Sh!t man, you know my ex-roommate's pony? Last I saw him, he was doing Jager bombs at the Coach and Horses.

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Russia
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Was he hoof pumping the air? Think I caught a glimps. Damn Guidonys.

11/13/2009 -- Mailed I-129F

11/17/2009 -- Received NOA 1

02/10/2010 -- NOA 2 Mailed

02/16/2010 -- NOA 2 Received (via email)

02/19/2010 -- Petition forwarded to Moscow

04/23/2010 -- Scheduled Interview - SUCCESS

07/20/2010 -- Entrance to USA POE Anchorage

08/21/2010 -- Wedding

11/04/2010 -- Mailed AOS

01/25/2011 -- AOS Interview - SUCCESS

Member of the RUB group, where high horses meet low brows.

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Was he hoof pumping the air? Think I caught a glimps. Damn Guidonys.

Yes, while "You Give Love a Bad Name" was on the jukebox. I think he lined up something by Whitesnake after that, primarily because (as he told me) Tawny Kitaen is HAWT in that video.

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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Canada
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I heard there were vaginas and pies somewhere here.

K1

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07.12.07 - I-129f petition mailed

07.13.07 - I-129f received by VSC

07.18.07 - NOA1 notice

07.20.07 - check cashed

07.22.07 - touch

11.29.07 - NOA2, waited 140 days

11.30.07 - touch

12.03.07 - NVC Received

12.05.07 - NVC Left

12.10.07 - Consulate Rec'd

12.13.07 - Packet 3 Rec'd

03.13.08 - Packet 3 sent back to Montreal

04.08.08 - eligible for interview

05.13.08 - Packet 4 Rec'd

06.02.08 - Interview!

06.09.08 - Visa in hand!

06.16.08 - move date, POE via Peace Bridge, Buffalo, NY

06.20.08 - civil wedding

AOS

------------------------------------

06.25.08 - AOS package sent

06.30.08 - received in Chicago

07.07.08 - NOA1 for 485 (AOS), 765 (EAD), & 131 (AP), rec'd in mail 07.14.08

07.09.08 - touch on all 3

07.10.08 - check cashed

07.28.08 - case transferred to CSC

08.02.08 - Biometrics

08.03.08 - touch on AOS

08.04.08 - touch on AOS & EAD

08.05.08 - touch on EAD

08.06.08, 08.07.08, 08.21.08, 08.22.08 - touch on AOS

09.03.08 - EAD approved!

09.04.08 - touch on EAD

09.05.08 - EAD card arrives in mail

09.06.08 - AP arrives in mail (no updates online or via email)

09.23.08 - touch on AOS

09.24.08 - welcome letter mailed

09.25.08 - touch on AOS

09.30.08 - AOS approved

10.01.08 - touch on AOS

10.04.08 - Green Card received

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02.21.09 - "real" wedding in Montreal

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Mr. Ed. An all time classic. Oh, the memories.....

"Credibility in immigration policy can be summed up in one sentence: Those who should get in, get in; those who should be kept out, are kept out; and those who should not be here will be required to leave."

"...for the system to be credible, people actually have to be deported at the end of the process."

US Congresswoman Barbara Jordan (D-TX)

Testimony to the House Immigration Subcommittee, February 24, 1995

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