Flower Power

[Martyshk 137]

I did and I was coming here to say hiya back, but lookey-lou, who is here?! Apparently I am not "teh evillllllll" as much as Mox.

Oh you are "teh eveeel" no doubt about that. That's why you wear your burka to hide your eveeeelneez from peoples

[Nasturtium 500]

Oh you are "teh eveeel" no doubt about that. That's why you wear your burka to hide your eveeeelneez from peoples

Oh yeah. That's where I hide all kind of evil things, such as:

1. a mullet wig (as I am bald)

2. a picture of Carrot Top

3. a paper discussing, in detail, skin tone and the effects of retinol A on bears

4. a goat-####### necklace I refer to as a "lei" and put on unsuspecting recipients of my evil

5. my camel brush and shampoo for my free time at home, washing his camels

I have a lot of pockets.

[Brad and Vika 129]

Oh yeah. That's where I hide all kind of evil things, such as:

1. a mullet wig (as I am bald)

2. a picture of Carrot Top

3. a paper discussing, in detail, skin tone and the effects of retinol A on bears

4. a goat-####### necklace I refer to as a "lei" and put on unsuspecting recipients of my evil

5. my camel brush and shampoo for my free time at home, washing his camels

I have a lot of pockets.

You forgot the reserve supply of sarcasm and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Oh yeah. That's where I hide all kind of evil things, such as:

1. a mullet wig (as I am bald)

2. a picture of Carrot Top

3. a paper discussing, in detail, skin tone and the effects of retinol A on bears

4. a goat-####### necklace I refer to as a "lei" and put on unsuspecting recipients of my evil

5. my camel brush and shampoo for my free time at home, washing his camels

I have a lot of pockets.

You call them his "camels". Impressive.

[Martyshk 137]

You call them his "camels". Impressive.

I think if they were her camels, he'd be the one wearing a burka

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

I think if they were her camels, he'd be the one wearing a burka

I think he would need to.

[slim 1,519]

However, if you don't want to defend it, I don't think you should be allowed to be a citizen of it.

I haven't given much thought to where and how we'd do it, but I've always thought we should have some sort of standard other than simply being born.

I never understood what god had to do with government and why you have to swear on a bible... but it is how it is

Tradition, mostly. Back when all this first got started it actually meant something. Now, it's a formality as morality escapes most folks.

Oh hey Slim...I just traded my SR9 for an SR9C. *Sweet* gun, and much better for CC!

Nice! So you're carrying now? And how about cocked and locked?

2. a picture of Carrot Top

Is that the one where he's posing naked in front of the mirror with his weiner tucked back? That's a good one!

[Martyshk 137]

Tradition, mostly. Back when all this first got started it actually meant something. Now, it's a formality as morality escapes most folks.

Yet "under god" was inserted into Pledge of Allegiance in 1954... so yeah, no, not buying it.

[VanessaTony 3,567]

back to the OP.. I don't really think it's American vs European or whatever... I think it's a GOOD woman versus someone you need to kick to the curb.

Bitches need to be taught being a ###### doesn't get them everything they want. If someone "docked me points" for not knowing the right kind of flower (or with guys, beer ) they're totally not worth the effort...

That said, if you don't pay enough attention and have been together long enough to KNOW the fave, I'd prolly be a little upset that you didn't care enough to take note. No issue with my husband though. I mentioned in passing my ring size was more a half (before knowing you could have 1/2 and 1/4's and whatever) and he actually got it done that size. It mattered to me that he listened when I didn't even mean for it to be a "take note" moment..

Edited February 24, 2010 by Vanessa&Tony

[Martyshk 137]

back to the OP.. I don't really think it's American vs European or whatever... I think it's a GOOD woman versus someone you need to kick to the curb.

Bitches need to be taught being a ###### doesn't get them everything they want. If someone "docked me points" for not knowing the right kind of flower (or with guys, beer ) they're totally not worth the effort...

Thank you for the drive-by

[VanessaTony 3,567]

Thank you for the drive-by

lol. I just click "recent posts". Pleasure to pop by and spend some time with you all

[mox 298]

Sorry, I almost failed to deny this shot from the top of the key.

Some one may lock it but it won't be Charles. He may appear, but not to enter the battle. Every time Charles posts that the sky is blue over the RUB forum, mox sends Ewok 10,000 email, reports, and a spreadsheet citing his lack of objectivity, short-sightedness, and obvious color blindness. The last email said taht Charles should be removed from the moderation team, vj, the entire internet, drawn and quartered, and each piece of him sent into the core of the sun. Not sure what the root is of the conflict, but it is so entertaining that I hope Ewok lets it go on forever

(somehow missed this earlier, thanks for the laugh Brad )

[mox 298]

Nice! So you're carrying now? And how about cocked and locked?

Nope, still don't find it necessary.

The wife saw this at the range this weekend, and now HAS TO HAVE IT:

http://www.charterfirearms.com/products/Ch...over_53830.html

[mox 298]

Yes, this is Mox at is best

Oh stop it, you're embarrasing me!

As to your authenticity, my memory serves me that several years ago you allegedly had a fiancee with a supposed interview set to happen any day. Then, you post a terse little note that the interview is off, you're still friends and you will not speak of it further. Then you went away for along time. When you returned there was this farcical Gigli drama or whatever, this supposed person was stalking you or some other nutty deal. I always thought you created this Gigli character to work the audience here on VJ. But, hey, maybe it's all real...but I'd bet against it. Then you end of magically married. I must have missed something.

I know, it's SO WEIRD amiright? Guy gets engaged, engagement is called off, guy meets another woman and marries her. THIS NEVER HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE ZOMG WTFBBQ?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!one!!!!11!!

And not that I really give a flying #### if you believe the stalking thing or not, but feel free to contact the Monterey, California police department and ask to see the records for around the second week in December 08. Should be easy, not a lot of ####### happens in Monterey. But this one should make your alleged testicles shrivel just a bit.

You tell little yet jump into everyone elses's private lives. A one-way street kind of guy...of which I have no respect. If you want to be secretive, then keep your nose out of others personal lives.

No. (boop! got yer nose!)

BTW "visaveteran" (if that is your real name--WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?!?!!!!) when was the last time you shared your personal life with a bunch of strangers on the internet? You don't have any photos either in your profile or your sig, you never talk about your relationship except to say how much you hate her country and her people, and in fact you've never even filled out a timeline. For all I know you're just some Philipino transvestite sitting in a crack house in Los Angeles on a bad meth trip.

I do post to help people but I'm limited a bit by the fact that I went CR-1 and most of you all went K-1 and I can't help much on that one. But I help with issues I know about.

Oh you're limited by a lot more than just your CR1. (zing-bam!)

All this is headed for "personal attacks" censorship. Your post certainly qualifies but I'm not going to complain. That would be taken you way to seriously and I have never done that.

The philipino crack ####### remark should help in case you change your mind.

Final comment: Some time ago you lamented that too few female posters were on the forum...and implied I had a lot to do with it. Well, when I read "fart," "#######," and "buggars" I understand why many women avoid the forum. You've made this forum a men's locker room.

Haha. Yes, that must be it. My single post has created a rip in the space-time continuum, causing all the women who would have participated in the RU forum to leave before I ever even posted. Dear gawd I haz control teh future!! (because, you know, certainly it would have ####-all to do with the insane drivel you post about "wah wah I hate Russians cuz they suck oh and hai i married won!!!!!")

[StillThePrettiest 3]

Hi VisaVeteran

I'm a woman, and I like Mox's jokes and his way of writing, and think he's hilarious.

What is far more off-putting is your illogical, badly spelled and inarticulate drivel. That drives me away from posting here far more.

Of course, you will have a 'witty' reply to this, but I have made it as simple and easy to understand as I can.

Most sincerely,

A Woman Who Avoids Idiots But Likes Funny and Interesting People