Yardies a home and a farrin (Part 22)

[MoLuvsAcory 0]

Hi Nat!!!! Hope everything is good with you & SO. Just now I will be sending you messages so you can give me a BRIEFING on AOS. Packet has alot of info. I want to have everything together. Thank goodness for VJ & ppl like yourself.

[MRStee 19]

Okay I decided to eat some oatmeal.. healthier and it will stick to my ribs... I would love to go on a "weight reduction management program" (diet ) but I know mentally Im not ready lol

[DedicatedWife 4]

Okay I decided to eat some oatmeal.. healthier and it will stick to my ribs... I would love to go on a "weight reduction management program" (diet ) but I know mentally Im not ready lol

I'm over here in the same boat...but I'm going to do better...(soon)

I just had some lemon pepper wangs...chile I might as well be a chicken...I can eat it everyday!

Yes girl but why she send me a new email and never mentioned it

Chile these mamas be off the chain!

[IrieCat 2]

Dillon ... we went to a rollerskating birthday yesterday... I went around ONE TIME! I was so afraid of my fat a$$ falling on the floor!!! AAAhahahah! I didnt fall though and my feet were in PAIN! Good thing one of the dad's is very cool... Tierra had him out there skating around with her... she was pretty good by the time we left. After a few bumps and bruises.... Tierra had some soreness when she woke up this morning.

[BunzTheMagicSnail 2]

philly is when yuh touching down?

my frank leaves saturday morning and i am DREADING it!

[dillon 6]

Well at least you got out there Irie! I think I went around like 10x but then all the kids were ignoring me so I went back and sat down. Marley fell pretty hard and even had to be helped off the rink but she got right back out there after putting some ice on it for a little bit. I had to drag her out of there when it was over.

[finesse 3]

someone emailed this to me

Mi deh yah ah tink and realize seh Jamaican people dem reely different yuh nuh? Mi love dem ... still dere are some tings yuh woulda neva see wi a do, hear seh wi ah seh or even attempt fi try.

Now Tek fi instance ...

Yuh eva see Jamaicans a climb mountain wid flag and claim victory when dem reach de top?

Yuh eva see we ah hang out inna di miggle ah di Amazon jungle? Fi wah reason???

you ever see we a jump outta plane wid one parachute or a boast seh we going bungee jumping next Sunday?

Yuh eva see we inna sea, bout we looking fi di Great White Shark? No sah - wi watch it pon TV

Yuh eva hear a J'can in ah Search & Rescue pan mountain. A mi sen dem up mountain? Dem find dem way up , dem fe find dem way back again.Idiat dem! A nature way fe feed de weak and hungry animal up deh!

Yuh eva see a Jamaican acting pon big screen going into a haunted house and asking ... Trevah you in deh?' If him foolish enuf fi go ina di haunted house him an di duppy dem can tan in deh.

Yuh eva hear a Jamaican man seh ... 'no honey .. no need to cook rice and peas wid oxtail and a little chicken pon a Sunday ... mek wi eat a light salad instead.' Try yuh best .. not pon yu life.

Yuh eva si a Jamaican come a work an tell everybody dem bizniz .... how dem neva bade dis mawnin, jus brush teet and wash face...

Yuh eva si a Jamaican wey luv talk over people food ... put dem face inna it an sey dat looks and smell good? No sah! Dat wi cause fight.

Yuh eva see a Jamaican go inna di company fridge and go tek weh next person sangwige and nyam it off

Yuh eva hear Jamaican pickneytell dem madda fi shut up and di Madda go tek seat inna kitchen, tek out cigarette start smoke and seh she nuh know wah fi do wid di pickney? No.. One helleba slap crass him face fi sure. An if dem live inna farign dem sen dem to Jamaica fi di summer and den di odder relatives fix dem bizniz and dem go back wid mannaz.

Yuh eva see Jamaican tek meat outta fridge and stick it inna oven widout lickle seasoning?

Yuh eva hear Jamaican inna di werk place ah talk bout how much time him wife mek him sleep pon di couch?

Crazy tings dat, cause even if she shut di door she expect him fi kick it open.

Yuh eva see Jamaican people a cook and dem stir di pot, taste di food and put di same spoon right back inna di pot an nuh wash it off???No sah , dat a nastiness

Yuh eva si a Jamaican have dem dog a lick dem face?Yuh mad?

Yuh eva see yawd people have dem dog sleep inna di same bed wid dem? Or dawg inna di couch and when dawg get up dem go laydown innna di same couch inna di same spat?Not fi wi Jamaican!!!!

Yuh eva see yawd people kiss dem dawg pon di mout?

Yuh eva hear seh yawd people tek5 days offfrom work because dempuss dead?

Yuh eva hear a Jamaican madda innna a store a tell dem pickney 'no sweetheart, you can't have that, please put it back shelf'. Instead, yuh will hear someting like dis ...'lissen yah pickney, mi nah walk a street an pick up money, put dung di blassted sweetie dem an no badda mi peacetiday, yuh hear mi'?

Yuh eva see Jamaican do any wuk afta dem get pay pon Friday. All di manager dem a play domino round a back, not to mention ludo and draft.

We a Jamaican .. ah suh wi d'weet. Wi nuh normal . wi well different from all odda peoples ! A so di ting set. A so di ting stay

Jamaicans Indeed!!!! A so wi stay fi true?

[MRStee 19]

I'm over here in the same boat...but I'm going to do better...(soon)

I just had some lemon pepper wangs...chile I might as well be a chicken...I can eat it everyday!

Maybe Den will help you do it. They eat so much more healthier than we do, at least my hubby does. Ive been going along with his choice of foods though. I have noticed my pants are looser than normal. So thank God for that.

Well at least you got out there Irie! I think I went around like 10x but then all the kids were ignoring me so I went back and sat down. Marley fell pretty hard and even had to be helped off the rink but she got right back out there after putting some ice on it for a little bit. I had to drag her out of there when it was over.

Kids handle pain much better than we do

[MRStee 19]

someone emailed this to me

Mi deh yah ah tink and realize seh Jamaican people dem reely different yuh nuh? Mi love dem ... still dere are some tings yuh woulda neva see wi a do, hear seh wi ah seh or even attempt fi try.

Now Tek fi instance ...

Yuh eva see Jamaicans a climb mountain wid flag and claim victory when dem reach de top?

Yuh eva see we ah hang out inna di miggle ah di Amazon jungle? Fi wah reason???

you ever see we a jump outta plane wid one parachute or a boast seh we going bungee jumping next Sunday?

Yuh eva see we inna sea, bout we looking fi di Great White Shark? No sah - wi watch it pon TV

Yuh eva hear a J'can in ah Search & Rescue pan mountain. A mi sen dem up mountain? Dem find dem way up , dem fe find dem way back again.Idiat dem! A nature way fe feed de weak and hungry animal up deh!

Yuh eva see a Jamaican acting pon big screen going into a haunted house and asking ... Trevah you in deh?' If him foolish enuf fi go ina di haunted house him an di duppy dem can tan in deh.

Yuh eva hear a Jamaican man seh ... 'no honey .. no need to cook rice and peas wid oxtail and a little chicken pon a Sunday ... mek wi eat a light salad instead.' Try yuh best .. not pon yu life.

Yuh eva si a Jamaican come a work an tell everybody dem bizniz .... how dem neva bade dis mawnin, jus brush teet and wash face...

Yuh eva si a Jamaican wey luv talk over people food ... put dem face inna it an sey dat looks and smell good? No sah! Dat wi cause fight.

Yuh eva see a Jamaican go inna di company fridge and go tek weh next person sangwige and nyam it off

Yuh eva hear Jamaican pickneytell dem madda fi shut up and di Madda go tek seat inna kitchen, tek out cigarette start smoke and seh she nuh know wah fi do wid di pickney? No.. One helleba slap crass him face fi sure. An if dem live inna farign dem sen dem to Jamaica fi di summer and den di odder relatives fix dem bizniz and dem go back wid mannaz.

Yuh eva see Jamaican tek meat outta fridge and stick it inna oven widout lickle seasoning?

Yuh eva hear Jamaican inna di werk place ah talk bout how much time him wife mek him sleep pon di couch?

Crazy tings dat, cause even if she shut di door she expect him fi kick it open.

Yuh eva see Jamaican people a cook and dem stir di pot, taste di food and put di same spoon right back inna di pot an nuh wash it off???No sah , dat a nastiness

Yuh eva si a Jamaican have dem dog a lick dem face?Yuh mad?

Yuh eva see yawd people have dem dog sleep inna di same bed wid dem? Or dawg inna di couch and when dawg get up dem go laydown innna di same couch inna di same spat?Not fi wi Jamaican!!!!

Yuh eva see yawd people kiss dem dawg pon di mout?

Yuh eva hear seh yawd people tek5 days offfrom work because dempuss dead?

Yuh eva hear a Jamaican madda innna a store a tell dem pickney 'no sweetheart, you can't have that, please put it back shelf'. Instead, yuh will hear someting like dis ...'lissen yah pickney, mi nah walk a street an pick up money, put dung di blassted sweetie dem an no badda mi peacetiday, yuh hear mi'?

Yuh eva see Jamaican do any wuk afta dem get pay pon Friday. All di manager dem a play domino round a back, not to mention ludo and draft.

We a Jamaican .. ah suh wi d'weet. Wi nuh normal . wi well different from all odda peoples ! A so di ting set. A so di ting stay

Jamaicans Indeed!!!! A so wi stay fi true?

It was funny, but true.. Imma print and show to hubby

[DedicatedWife 4]

Maybe Den will help you do it. They eat so much more healthier than we do, at least my hubby does. Ive been going along with his choice of foods though. I have noticed my pants are looser than normal. So thank God for that.

I agree...I think he will have a big influence on my eating once he is here. I tend to eat out a lot...I'll definitely be preparing meals and cooking more once he gets here and then we can go walking after dinner, etc.

[NatPatBen 3]

Morning all.........

Gosh what a fun weekend. Went to my grade school reunion. It was soooooooooooo much fun, I want to meet up with them every week. Some people never change.

I never heard of a grade school reunion.

MrsTee, that woman is out of order.

[MRStee 19]

I never heard of a grade school reunion.

MrsTee, that woman is out of order.

See Nat and you don't even have kids! She is nuts...

[DedicatedWife 4]

Hey Finesse (waving) thanks for sharing that!

[DedicatedWife 4]

my frank leaves saturday morning and i am DREADING it!

Bunz, I know that feeling oh so well. Have you decided when you might be heading on over? At least you know you soon come so its all good...good byes are never fun or easy...I just saw Den last over two weeks ago and I can't wait to see him at that airport tomorrow night!

Edited February 1, 2010 by Dens Wifey

[dillon 6]

So Dens Wifey what do you have planned for tomorrow night when he gets here huh? Do tell!!!