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[lgg 2]

well, didn't you hear trail? Tiger's going to be paying all of our pensions. Or rather, Elin is...

So - the Calgary Herald online - right now the headline is:

Tiger Woods' divorce with wife Elin '100 per cent on': Reports

Beside it is a small headline (in the margin)

'All options' on table for pension reform: Flaherty

Should not the reform of pensions be the headline.

Oh my oh my, media is so screwed up.

[Wyatt's Torch 45]

You think about me in gigolo garb, I'll think about your chest x-ray.

Yep...not the best image each of us has had all day, I'm sure.

I just had this image of you in gigolo garb. Purple sequins, bug faux fur coat and a fedora. Snapping your finger and your wife, as your main chick, and all your 'girls' all flouncing around you.

It wasn't the best image I had all day, I'll say.

[Peachey 10]

Tiger Woods was named athlete of the decade by the associate press today lol

[Wyatt's Torch 45]

Tiger Woods was named athlete of the decade by the associate press today lol

Well, he kinda is! All celebrity / pop-culture BS aside, the accomplishments he has had in golf are truly amazing. Glad that AP didn't chicken out in the face of public opinion.

[Sprailenes 47]

I hate it when something smells really good... but it doesn't taste as good as it smells.

Like this cinnamon candle I got for Christmas... don't eat those... they don't taste like cinnamon at all.

Tiger Woods was named athlete of the decade by the associate press today lol

Well, he kinda is! All celebrity / pop-culture BS aside, the accomplishments he has had in golf are truly amazing. Glad that AP didn't chicken out in the face of public opinion.

Exactly!

Mike Tyson was a great boxer but out of the ring err dude needs to get his head checked!

[trailmix 77]

Yes he is a great athlete and deserves the recognition.

Good point about the candles there Nevada

Edited December 17, 2009 by trailmix

[Wyatt's Torch 45]

I hate it when something smells really good... but it doesn't taste as good as it smells.

Like this cinnamon candle I got for Christmas... don't eat those... they don't taste like cinnamon at all.

When I was ten or eleven years old, Vidal Sassoon had a shampoo that smelled really, really good. I remember my sister or mother had bought it, and I liked the smell of it. Well, one day, even though I was really too old to claim that I couldn't have known the result, I decided to taste the shampoo. Uhhh...yeah.

But it smelled so good!

That's the thing about vanilla too. You open a bottle and it smells amazing. You add some to many recipes and it makes them taste amazing. But tasting even a single drop of vanilla on its own? BLECH!!!

[Malrothien 6]

I used to eat Elmer's glue..

[Sprailenes 47]

I hate it when something smells really good... but it doesn't taste as good as it smells.

Like this cinnamon candle I got for Christmas... don't eat those... they don't taste like cinnamon at all.

When I was ten or eleven years old, Vidal Sassoon had a shampoo that smelled really, really good. I remember my sister or mother had bought it, and I liked the smell of it. Well, one day, even though I was really too old to claim that I couldn't have known the result, I decided to taste the shampoo. Uhhh...yeah.

But it smelled so good!

That's the thing about vanilla too. You open a bottle and it smells amazing. You add some to many recipes and it makes them taste amazing. But tasting even a single drop of vanilla on its own? BLECH!!!

Very true!

Like gasoline.. smells so much better than it tastes.

I'M KIDDIN!

[Rhiannercakes 14]

I ate grass when I was a kid.

[Sprailenes 47]

I used to eat Elmer's glue..

AHH!!

YES!

And play dough!!! Elmers glue was awesome though! Craft time was snack time when I was a kid!

Paste was great too, but they only used that in kindergarten.

I tried chalk once... great to begin with but NASTY after taste.

[Malrothien 6]

I used to also glue up my hands with Elmers, let it dry, then peal it off.

[Rhiannercakes 14]

I used to also glue up my hands with Elmers, let it dry, then peal it off.

I LOVED DOING THAT.

It felt neat to peel it off

[Varba 0]

Worst I did was sneak out for a midnight snack of nachos on a vacation. My mom had baked them in a cookie tray, but decided to throw them out... instead of throwing them out she put dish soap on to pre-soak them later and forgot...

All that said, I'm in the kitchenette at midnight in the dark shoveling a handful of yummy nachos into my mouth when this horrid taste crosses my poor 'buds.

Years later, I found a t-shirt that says "don't eat soap" and has a little duck farting bubbles. Quite appropriate.

[Wyatt's Torch 45]

Very true!

Like gasoline.. smells so much better than it tastes.

I actually really like the smell of gasoline... I also like the smell of mothballs. No joke!